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Who will win the federal Election
This poll is closed.
Labor Majority 48 42.48%
Labor Minority 29 25.66%
Liberal Majority 3 2.65%
Liberal Minority 12 10.62%
UAP Majoirty 21 18.58%
Total: 113 votes
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freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1523212608056094720

Lol.

But also: there's something exceptionally telling about how Labor are basically sitting where Abbott was in 2013, and the media narrative then was that the Gillard/Rudd government was going to be deservedly and unmercifully obliterated come election day, whereas the narrative now is "Hmmm looks like we're heading for a hung parliament."

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Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."
Thank loving christ

that is a nice poll

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

2PP Poll: LNP 0 LAB 100
Media: This election will be neck and neck!

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Amoeba102 posted:

2PP Poll: LNP 0 LAB 100
Media: This election will be neck and neck!

ALBO IN DANGER???

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Goffer posted:

Thank loving christ

that is a nice poll

Bonham is iffy about its accuracy, but still, all the polls are pointing in the same direction

https://twitter.com/kevinbonham/status/1523214342547656705

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Whenever I see a new poll i always go to kevin bonham's twitter to see why it's bad.

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Whenever I see a new poll i always go to kevin bonham's twitter to see why it's bad.

It’s the only way to maintain a healthy pessimism.

Anyway I’m looking forward to Newspoll (wow!)

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
The media asking Albo about a tweet from 2011 was peak comedy

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Eediot Jedi posted:

an IT engineer computer janitor

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
I keep reassuring myself that if the major pollsters gently caress up again like last time, public faith in them will be totally and permanently shot, so they would absolutely be working their asses off to make sure they're not herding or whatever again.

Then I actually look at the content they publish and

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Anidav posted:

Anthony Albanese will be the best Prime Minister since Whitlam.

Believe brothers and sisters. Albomania is upon us.

lih
May 15, 2013

Just a friendly reminder of what it looks like.

We'll do punctuation later.
extremely Labor-favoured polls from Ipsos and Morgan are a decent sign, because even though they are clearly favouring Labor far too much (probably due to poor weighting) they would have to be really severely loving things up for it to be a Liberal victory - much worse than last time.

they also very obviously are not herding, which is the way all the polls were wrong last time, even the ones that don't typically have a major bias to Labor/Greens like Morgan and Ipsos do.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/firstdogonmoon/status/1523099891551006720

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Don Dongington posted:

I keep reassuring myself that if the major pollsters gently caress up again like last time, public faith in them will be totally and permanently shot

lol

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

lih posted:

extremely Labor-favoured polls from Ipsos and Morgan are a decent sign, because even though they are clearly favouring Labor far too much (probably due to poor weighting) they would have to be really severely loving things up for it to be a Liberal victory - much worse than last time.

they also very obviously are not herding, which is the way all the polls were wrong last time, even the ones that don't typically have a major bias to Labor/Greens like Morgan and Ipsos do.

ipsos was the only polling outfit that got 2019 correct in the moe.

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."

I’m non-binary.
So I’m a bit more sceptical.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Mr Albanese you have previously tweeted your love for big breasted babes, why would you spawn your small chested constituents?

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."

SuddenCactus posted:

Mr Albanese you have previously tweeted your love for big breasted babes, why would you spawn your small chested constituents?

How many years ago?

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Like how you deleted the operative part of the post there. I wish I was as clever and edgy and cool as forums poster, bell jar.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Next up on Lego Masters: Making a better model of Parliament House than the crap one 60 Minutes has.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
The quality of questions in this "debate" are hot garbage.

The quality of the candidates isn't great either.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
I miss the ABC moderator.

Albo is asking the PM better questions than the panel is.

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."
Oh god.
Why did I think it was a good idea to watch this?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Channel 9:




Also, it won't let me vote. https://www.9news.com.au/national/f...d2-82e2c5d4c954




Progress!



NaN% is winning!

Comstar fucked around with this message at 12:35 on May 8, 2022

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1523264335279124481


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Huh. So undercooked chicken really was a bridge too far.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

quote:

How do you define a woman?

WTF is this.


Question for Scomo: Please give a general answer.

Question for Albo: Why won't you respond to this specific allegation on your character on killing one of your cabinet.


Albo to the panel: That is an outrageous slur.
Albo to Scommo: That is an outrageous slur.

I thought he would tell it to Scommo first.


https://twitter.com/BrittHiggins_/status/1523267723555266560?s=20&t=jBYieMrgl1GDvKpZHdPrNw

Comstar fucked around with this message at 12:57 on May 8, 2022

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

From the Nuffies of Australian Politics facebook page.


hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."
Is this the worst thing on television since 9/11? It might not be. But it’s worth asking the question.

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

australia's slide into murderous fascism is so comical and stupid

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

everybody itt is going to act shocked when nazis start publically killing people here. this is how they get to power. by being the stupidest loving load of clowns you could ever imagine. but even a clown can kill!

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

everybody itt is going to act shocked when nazis start publically killing people here. this is how they get to power. by being the stupidest loving load of clowns you could ever imagine. but even a clown can kill!

I mean the debate was pretty bad. But it isn’t going to encourage anyone to vote for Nazi’s. I think we’re okay for the time being.

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

loving idiots

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

hidys posted:

I mean the debate was pretty bad. But it isn’t going to encourage anyone to vote for Nazi’s. I think we’re okay for the time being.
youuuuuu stupid loving

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Don Dongington posted:

Like how you deleted the operative part of the post there. I wish I was as clever and edgy and cool as forums poster, bell jar.

:qq:

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."

mahershalalhashbaz posted:

youuuuuu stupid loving

Not true.
I’m smart loving.

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

there is a bordoodle on gumtree looking for a new forever home (only $4000!). a cavoodle pup costs ten times as much as a maremma sheepdog. today in the park, i met an airedoodle. the fabric of reality is crumbling

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
Why is every crossbreed an -oodle?

Why are poodles so horny?

mahershalalhashbaz
Jul 22, 2021

Mola Yam posted:

Why is every crossbreed an -oodle?

Why are poodles so horny?
you are asking secrets of the cosmos

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Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Vote results: Labor is going to win.
Panel: This doesn't mean anything.


Why ask the question shitheads? Because they wanted the LNP to win it.

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