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Can't handle a little morning breath?
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I wouldn’t wish anyone to do it to me without a nice rinse off. 
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Hooplah posted:if you like obtuse controls and being able to build your mech from individual parts down to the core, maybe check out cogmind This looks fun, thanks!
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May 8, 2022 22:48
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dialhforhero posted:I wouldn’t wish anyone to do it to me without a nice rinse off. That's when it's the best though
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volume warning https://twitter.com/ArtistNcs/status/1523352763727450114?s=20&t=3WAUioc40f8ii7cMGTldlg
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May 8, 2022 23:18
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unwashed sex is not optimal. it's sort of like shaking an unwashed hand that's been touching an unwashed butt or junk.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:That's when it's the best though Right? Like you know how sometimes you make a good soup and put it in the fridge overnight and the next day the flavors have really soaked together and it's even better? That but with pussy.
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May 8, 2022 23:24
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With these last 2 posts, we just need 2 more for a genuine political compass meme
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May 8, 2022 23:36
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LOL if you're married and not eating her rear end after the gym. At that point there are absolutely no new germs you're contracting unless you're a foot pervert.
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May 8, 2022 23:36
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Hihohe posted:volume warning What the gently caress is this
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May 8, 2022 23:39
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dialhforhero posted:
Wtf plenty of people love muffin for breakfast
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While it would be nice to be paid to poo poo, I reject the capitalist propaganda that we must seek to profit from our hobbies, making GBS threads is my passion and while I could be paid to do it, it would detract from the fulfilment of the poo poo and the conditons under which i would be required to perform it (smelly work shitter) would remove the joy, thus alienating me further from my shattungswesen, and my species-peeing.
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Lol if you’re not chowing down on a Portuguese breakfast
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Jeez just bring a warm washcloth and do a quick wash that way if you want to surprise your lady but you're worried about being grossed out by unclean vagina.
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Amphigory posted:With these last 2 posts, we just need 2 more for a genuine political compass meme Hihohe posted:volume warning Is this another of the corners? 
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The Anime Liker posted:LOL if you're married and not eating her rear end after the gym. Whoa buddy I only said vagina. I didn’t say a God damned thing condemning rear end.
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May 9, 2022 00:02
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:What the gently caress is this its a goblin
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Buddy, I ONLY poo poo at work I used to feel this way, but then I put a bidet in a home
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:This is the move right here. I know people who refuse to poo poo at work Lol if you don't have a particular special bathroom at work you always go to for this ritual Mine is warm and quiet and clean and usually empty. No I won't tell you where it is
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Sagebrush posted:Lol if you don't have a particular special bathroom at work you always go to for this ritual  
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George H.W. oval office posted:Lol if you’re not chowing down on a Portuguese breakfast lmao this is the raunchiest (and most hotly contested) thing I've seen on UrbanDictionary in years.
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Sagebrush posted:Lol if you don't have a particular special bathroom at work you always go to for this ritual If there is a one-man-er anywhere in any of the buildings, it’s mine
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I used to work a crazy early helpdesk job doing international support, my shift started at like 4am. I found a one man bathroom that I could go in and catch 15 minutes of sleep during my shift It was wonderful.
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Just LOL if you're boarding the bone bus in YOOL 2022 and don't carry three different packs of tactical wipes (bits, butt, and bfeet)
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Just lol if you don't have a romantic tandem sitz bath with your partner before sex
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I feel like there's a marketing strategy for bidet toilets here that isn't really being capitalized on.
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Hot off the meme press guys, it's gonna be a big one for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=terB-PBT3c4 Give him the stick, no don't give him the stick!
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dialhforhero posted:
Christ. When you eat pussy it's cannibalism
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Hatebag posted:Christ. When you eat pussy it's cannibalism 
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Hatebag posted:Christ. When you eat pussy it's cannibalism I'm like the Donner Party of eating rear end
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dialhforhero posted:
Pippin: But what about second vagina? Mary: I dont' think he knows about second vagina.
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I used to work a crazy early helpdesk job doing international support, my shift started at like 4am. I found a one man bathroom that I could go in and catch 15 minutes of sleep during my shift Did you rest your head on the cistern
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Buttchocks posted:Pippin: But what about second vagina? Who need they Gildor Inglorion of House Finrodussy ate
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dialhforhero posted:
I've seen terrible takes but holy hell this is bad and you should feel bad
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I thought the second vagina was a bussy?
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PittTheElder posted:I used to feel this way, but then I put a bidet in a home I am in this exact situation too. It's a real downside, but I make up for it by just leaving early. Also it's a toilet with built in bidet, as it's good and proper.
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To think there's people who dislike the derails itt when you got unprompted persnickety pussy prudes
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:What the gently caress is this look into your heart for the answer
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BonHair posted:I am in this exact situation too. It's a real downside, but I make up for it by just leaving early. We have bidet toilets at work too so my bits are always ready for a nibble, even on the job.
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