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Implies the existence of trajectory options for reaching milf. Is it possible to reach milf faster if you use a brachistochrone to maximise acceleration towards milf.
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There's really only one hard requirement to becoming a MILF.
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OwlFancier posted:Implies the existence of trajectory options for reaching milf. Carcinisation but for being a hot mom.
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kdrudy posted:There's really only one hard requirement to becoming a MILF. No, there's two.
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mrpwase posted:No, there's two. Only one HARD requirement, the other is subjective
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Only one HARD requirement, the other is subjective One of them is a hard requirement, the other one is a requirement to be hard
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mrpwase posted:One of them is a hard requirement, the other one is a requirement to be hard 
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As a MILF purist, I live by the belief that a MILF requires being a mother from the age group above your age group. If you're 14 and Tim is 14 and his mom is hot, Tim's mom is a MILF. If you're 37 and a 37 year old has a kid, she's not a MILF, that's just someone your age. Unless her child is old enough for her child's friends to want to gently caress her. Then she's a MILF to them, but not you. If you're 37 and an 18 year old has a kid, she's not a MILF, you just want to gently caress an 18 year old, you dirty old man. And if you had a MILF in your teen years and you'd still bang her now that you're 40, baby you got yourself a GMILF.
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The Anime Liker posted:As a MILF purist, I live by the belief that a MILF requires being a mother from the age group above your age group. I'm not making this chart but I support its creation
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The Anime Liker posted:As a MILF purist, I live by the belief that a MILF requires being a mother from the age group above your age group. I feel we all instinctively know this, but I appreciate the bravery of writing it up and posting it
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And then there's yummy mummies.
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Lest we forget Scummy Mummies
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Mechanical Pencil posted:Lest we forget Scummy Mummies Have you checked King Tut's butthole?
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nothing in my pocket can play a VHS tape
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Endless Trash posted:nothing in my pocket can play a VHS tape Get bigger pockets
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bunnyofdoom posted:Get bigger pockets Or smaller VHS tapes.
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BiggerBoat posted:Same. Yes. Somewhere there's some animated versions of this 
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I can't find it. Pretty sure it came from an ancient thread called "GOOOOOOOOOONS" or something similar. It was maybe 2008. It may have been just a PYF style collection of pics of goons, but it turned into MSPaint variations on the pics. I remember being extremely impressed with almost every entry.
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This was an ad for JNCO jeans.
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The Anime Liker posted:As a MILF purist, I live by the belief that a MILF requires being a mother from the age group above your age group. Please illustrate your thesis as a Visio flowchart.
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2008 isn't ancient! Why, it was just... Goddammit
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JesustheDarkLord posted:2008 isn't ancient! Why, it was just... 
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bar88537 posted:Yes. Somewhere there's some animated versions of this I was part of this thread! I went looking and found it here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2692680 Sadly a lot of the old links/images are gone  Also that link is probably NSFW.
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The Anime Liker posted:As a MILF purist, I live by the belief that a MILF requires being a mother from the age group above your age group. Probably the most important post on these forums in the last decade.
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Endless Trash posted:nothing in my pocket can play a VHS tape (I hate that I know this ... I just embarked on the trip of transferring my family video tapes from 1983-1999, mostly Beta and Video8 though.)
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The Anime Liker posted:As a MILF purist, I live by the belief that a MILF requires being a mother from the age group above your age group. What if you know someone who is a mom/mum that you would like to gently caress though?
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Have you checked King Tut's butthole? Eww gross man, he was a sickly kid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q
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SuddenCactus posted:What if you know someone who is a mom/mum that you would like to gently caress though? It's already covered in the post
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Time is relentless, which is why we must do as much stuff to our buttholes as we can, while we still have time
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Loten posted:I was part of this thread! I went looking and found it here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2692680 Guess I got some things mixed up. I'll see if I can find any highlights of the MSPaint one when I'm at my pc later.
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Collapsing Farts posted:Time is relentless, which is why we must do as much stuff to our buttholes as we can, while we still have time Show that rear end in a top hat who's the boss while you can. When you get older, boy will it turn the tables on you.
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bar88537 posted:Guess I got some things mixed up. I'll see if I can find any highlights of the MSPaint one when I'm at my pc later.
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Movie people who call it a "picture" and use Variety jargon to the present day will never not weird me out
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Well good news, he's been dead for forty years
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Orson was in many ways a relic of old Hollywood
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