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Brawnfire posted:If it were just a theme party and not a life event, go for it Hold on, gotta pencil in "lights out funeral" into my will.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Hold on, gotta pencil in "lights out funeral" into my will. Have a Ted Danson impersonator come in, straighten a photograph of you on a wall of your life's memorabilia, then turn out the lights and walk out. Begin funeral.
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May 9, 2022 02:33
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Oh, Lord. What's an FDH?
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May 9, 2022 02:43
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koshmar posted:What's an FDH? I have the awful suspicion it stands for “Future Dear Husband.” Because they can’t say “fiancé” or “Pnurtis” or something.
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Blue Moonlight posted:I have the awful suspicion it stands for “Future Dear Husband.” I think you're right, and now I hate everyone involved.
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May 9, 2022 02:48
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Wife is considering leaving me over difference of opinionquote:My wife (29F) is saying she isn’t sure she wants to stay with me after this.
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Evil Willow posted:Wife is considering leaving me over difference of opinion "You need you quit your job and raise the theoretical kids otherwise you are being selfish" "I make more money then you, how about you do it?" "I can't believe how selfish you are"
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May 9, 2022 02:54
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I'm not trying to manipulate her, just force her to change her deeply held views at all costs!
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May 9, 2022 02:54
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my wife was able to take almost 6 weeks off for this child. (!!!!)  gently caress that guy and his wife
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May 9, 2022 02:57
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Brosef is going to pop a vein when someone points out that Stay At Home Dads are, in fact, a thing. In fact I hope he pops a vein anyway. "She said she didn't want to do this when we were dating, but I figured I'd be able to convince her otherwise." 
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May 9, 2022 03:00
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Evil Willow posted:Wife is considering leaving me over difference of opinion Thankfully he was too stupid to wait until AFTER the pregnancy.
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May 9, 2022 03:11
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""a difference of opinion"" I vote to rip this man's nuts off
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Thankfully he was too stupid to wait until AFTER the pregnancy. This. She wins the award for “oh poo poo I narrowly dodged that” category.
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I tHoUgHt I cOuLd ChAnGe HeR mInD. I like how her making more money than him is a sore spot. Probably because if the tables were reversed, she'd be forced to do what he wants, since he is the Man of the House and makes all the money.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Brosef is going to pop a vein when someone points out that Stay At Home Dads are, in fact, a thing. "As for why I don't quit, it’s not generally acceptable in our area to be a stay at home dad."
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Thankfully he was too stupid to wait until AFTER the pregnancy. Especially in our nu-america
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Batterypowered7 posted:"As for why I don't quit, it’s not generally acceptable in our area to be a stay at home dad."  "
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Reminds me of the story where the guy got this girl pregnant and insisted on her keeping it even though she repeatedly stressed that she had no intention of being a mother, or being with him long term. So he agreed to raise the baby by himself thinking she would bond with the baby and morph into a Christian housewife. Then he got mad when she immediately hit the bricks after the birth and paid more than the necessary amount of child support to be left alone. Like, he was trying to get the Court to force her to stay with the baby because it was harder than he thought.
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Grammarchist posted:Reminds me of the story where the guy got this girl pregnant and insisted on her keeping it even though she repeatedly stressed that she had no intention of being a mother, or being with him long term. So he agreed to raise the baby by himself thinking she would bond with the baby and morph into a Christian housewife. First he mislead her into agreeing to give birth and then give the baby up for adoption, then reneged on that, then came the child support and him whining about how hard it was to raise a kid.
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Grammarchist posted:Reminds me of the story where the guy got this girl pregnant and insisted on her keeping it even though she repeatedly stressed that she had no intention of being a mother, or being with him long term. So he agreed to raise the baby by himself thinking she would bond with the baby and morph into a Christian housewife. I don't think he wanted her to be a Christian housewife, he just thought she would change her mind once the baby was born and they'd be one happy family despite her saying she didn't want to raise children. Instead he's basically raising a kid by himself and with what help his parents can give him while he's going "But why would a woman not want to be a mom?!"
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Grammarchist posted:Reminds me of the story where the guy got this girl pregnant and insisted on her keeping it even though she repeatedly stressed that she had no intention of being a mother, or being with him long term. So he agreed to raise the baby by himself thinking she would bond with the baby and morph into a Christian housewife. That's one of my all-time favourite stories! The fact that he calls her a "deadbeat mum" because she did exactly what she said she was going to do....  Edit to add some content! AITA for refusing to pay for girl’s wig after she shaved it because of me? quote:There’s this girl that lives in my uni halls, we’re not roommates but we are flatmates. Let’s name her Kaya (F, 19). I (F, 19) met her in September when we started university and moved into halls. We’re not best friends but we are friendly. We don’t really spend much time together. Evil Willow fucked around with this message at 04:45 on May 9, 2022 |
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May 9, 2022 04:42
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Mx. posted:""a difference of opinion"" The people with lovely opinions always phrase it like that, too. "I'm being tossed out of my friend group for a simple difference of opinion" then it turns out they're sexist, racist, etc.
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Found it! [NM] I got a girl pregnant and she wanted to get an abortion but I didn't want that. She ended up not getting one but now she is not involved at all quote:We weren't in a serious relationship when she got pregnant. She has never met our son. Even after the birth she had no desire to see him. We went to court to figure custody and support could be figured out and I have 100% full legal and physical custody. Her name is on the birth certificate but she has no custody and no right to visitation or to make things like medical or education decisions. She didn't want any of that. Every month she pays 125% of the court ordered child support. She says that if I ever marry someone who wants to adopt him she will agree but until then she'll pay support. It's been this way since our son was born. OP posted:I never thought that she could turn her back on her own child. I honestly thought she would bond during the pregnancy and would eventually change her mind. Even if she turned down my offer to be in a relationship I never thought she would actually abandon him without a thought and without seeing him or even trying to know his name or sex. She was so drugged up during the birth that I don't even think she knows if he was born before or after midnight. I didn't expect it to go like this to be honest. OP posted:She is a deadbeat. She doesn't have anything to do with him and has left me to do everything as a single parents. I want to know if I have any legal options to make her help parent the child she helped create.
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Another one of these where no matter how many times I read it, I still want to inject it directly into my veins
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Found it! I would bet a $100 this guy votes Republican
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Evil Willow posted:That's one of my all-time favourite stories! The fact that he calls her a "deadbeat mum" because she did exactly what she said she was going to do.... I swear this one is familiar, but I think there's been a few stories of 'crazy roommate/acquaintance copies literally everything I do, and throws a tantrum when they get bluffed into doing something stupid'. Nearly always women for whatever reason.
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Wasn't there one of those what the target faked a new expensive hobby (maybe something horsey?) and the copycat went right along with it?
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there was a dude that copied me for a while in highschool. a decade later he came out as gay so in retrospect i think he just had a crush on me based on that and other ways he treated me but it was extremely annoying at the time
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AITA for not giving my sister breast milk for her unborn baby?quote:I (F 31) have a 6 mo baby (my second kid). We had quite a bit of trouble nursing this time around so I am exclusively pumping milk for this kid- 20 min four times every day. Side note: pumping totally sucks (no pun intended) I feel like a cow and have been experiencing “nursing aversion” (BAA) which basically means I get a surge of negative hormones every time I start lactating and I get super angry. My older sister had a lot of trouble conceiving, but is finally 6 mo pregnant w a baby girl. She is busy prepping for the pregnancy she’s been dreaming about for YEARS. About a week ago she asked me for some of my breast milk to make SOAP for her unborn baby. She read something about caring for sensitive newborn skin and is worried her daughter will inherit her own skin issues (nothing medical, just very sensitive). She wants 12 oz of milk. For those who don’t know, that’s so much breast milk. Like, 2 entire meals for my son and takes 2 entire pumping sessions to produce. Because I hate confrontation I waited a few days to tell her No, I would not give her any milk. I need it to feed my kid. She is now furious w me and complaining to our mom and other sister how I’m being selfish and unsupportive in her miracle pregnancy. So, AITA here?
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for refusing to pay for girl’s wig after she shaved it because of me? I would love to sit in on that meeting to hear precisely how it's OPs fault she shaved her head.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for refusing to pay for girl’s wig after she shaved it because of me? OP needs to get a restraining order stat, or at least before Kaya decides to make an OP skin suit.
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AITA for telling my fiancée to stop wearing her old wedding ring?quote:Throwaway, trying to keep it short So that sounds fair enough, right? Sure! Until........ OP posted:Yeah we've had this conversation before. She says it's sentimental to her because it's a memory of her first husband and their baby (they were both in an accident, he passed, she was pregnant at the time and lost the baby). I didn't mind her wearing it because of this (although she was in the very early stages of pregnancy) but now we're getting married I think it's disrespectful if she wears it all the time, especially at our wedding.
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gently caress off, that's not her ex husband it's her late husband why is there so many scum on this earth
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AITA for not doing anything when my husband chased his parents out of our house?quote:Context: My (F35) and husband (35) met 10 years ago at a mutual friend’s wedding.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my fiancée to stop wearing her old wedding ring? Acid vat eternity. gently caress. This. Guy.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not doing anything when my husband chased his parents out of our house? THIS husband is a good husband and a good father.
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Disrespectful, so I put my foot down. Acting entitled by being so ungrateful.
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AITA for blowing up on my husband after he told me why he didn't get me a mothers' day gift?quote:I lost my son at the age of 7 few months ago due to illness. my husband is his stepdad. grief is still pretty much raw for me but I make sure I don't bother others with my "burden" although my husband has been saying that I've become lazy and neglectful towards home chores, work etc etc. he's partially right but those who have been in my place know how hard it is just to get out of bed these days.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not doing anything when my husband chased his parents out of our house? lmao what is this? In no universe is this person wondering if they are the rear end in a top hat. Also why did they take the call
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Mx. posted:gently caress off, that's not her ex husband it's her late husband you're reading a thread that specifically selects for scum, remember
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