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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Gumball Gumption posted:

Looks like it's technically not CYN and is part of a larger festival at the venue.

https://www.sapcenter.com/events/detail/san-jose-taco-margarita-festival

Control Your Tacos

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Davros1 posted:

Already a bunch of sellouts, doing a show for BIG SEASONING

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
they most definitely gotta have a money mark and its probably THE NARRATOR

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

as personally as they take everything it has to be EC3 and strowman bankrolling this shitshow

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Orange Carlisle posted:

as personally as they take everything it has to be EC3 and strowman bankrolling this shitshow

I guess they have an actual investor and he's a huge QAnon nut. I wish I could find out where EC3 posted about him, but alas I cannot find the tweet or post anymore. The guy was also going to host all of their streams or something.

A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013


DarkstarIV posted:

huge QAnon nut

How shocking!

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

it's a non-existent allegedly free alleged streaming service

https://twitter.com/ProWTV/status/1488352292021714948

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

it's owned by a claimed former CIA spy and his podcast producer buddy

https://twitter.com/BlackburnBran
https://twitter.com/jared_ordis

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

thank you for bringing forward the previous research you did

there is so much garbage being produced by this 'promotion' that I think we all forgot about that guy

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

You know I never actually hear results for cyn - wasn’t there a show last night? Did nobody go?

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Manwithastick posted:

You know I never actually hear results for cyn - wasn’t there a show last night? Did nobody go?

Please respect the privacy of those who control their narratives

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Manwithastick posted:

You know I never actually hear results for cyn - wasn’t there a show last night? Did nobody go?

While we did get results from the Orlando show I never saw any from the WM weekend show.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Boogaloo Sarah Rowe has a nice ring to it. She'll do well controlling her narrative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eoBFPgppk

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Sex Farm posted:

Please respect the privacy of those who control their narratives

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

DarkstarIV posted:

Boogaloo Sarah Rowe has a nice ring to it. She'll do well controlling her narrative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eoBFPgppk

country facebook mom video with that music over it is a choice you can make I guess? lol

so scary

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

does she have white girl dreads now

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Orange Carlisle posted:

country facebook mom video with that music over it is a choice you can make I guess? lol

so scary

This video is a work of art for all the wrong reasons. If Webcam Ward/Retsuprae was still a thing, this would be on it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Alaois posted:

does she have white girl dreads now

Pretty sure she's had that hairstyle for a while.


Also, what is that video even going for?

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Pinche Rudo posted:

There’s a CYN event at the Shark tank in San Jose. I have no idea how they are running a venue this big with so little promotion. I wonder if they have a Silicon Valley chud money mark paying for it

https://twitter.com/iamjordanblu/status/1522249063508299776
The sap center is a very appropriate place to go to watch CYN

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DarkstarIV posted:

Boogaloo Sarah Rowe has a nice ring to it. She'll do well controlling her narrative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eoBFPgppk

Man I really hope Ruby and Liv don't fall too far into whatever Sarah is into.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

DarkstarIV posted:

Boogaloo Sarah Rowe has a nice ring to it. She'll do well controlling her narrative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eoBFPgppk

The contrast of visuals and music here is really funny to me. Doing the chores around the ranch is not badass.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
I'm now wondering if Regal's Real Man's Man vignettes would have been better with that music.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



DarkstarIV posted:

Boogaloo Sarah Rowe has a nice ring to it. She'll do well controlling her narrative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eoBFPgppk

this is so good. the song is widly bad but her just chilling at the farm looking fake tough and shooting arrows is very funny.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Rowe Rowe Rowe yer boat

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The video reminds me a campaign ad for someone running on "Good ol' American values". The song reminds me of an ad for a haunted house.

Truly CYN is reinventing wrestling.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That’s a bad song and a hilarious video

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I have no barometer for good or bad metal because it all sucks equally but the juxtaposition of that song with the adorable cattle and baling hay is killing me.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





"I walk through graveyards like cops walk through prison"

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


How long till Marty Scurll shows up and controls his narrative?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

DarkstarIV posted:

Boogaloo Sarah Rowe has a nice ring to it. She'll do well controlling her narrative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eoBFPgppk

This New Piece Serves As An Artistic Background To The Authenticity Of The First Woman Of CYN.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Suplex Liberace posted:

this is so good. the song is widly bad but her just chilling at the farm looking fake tough and shooting arrows is very funny.

I think what really sells it for me is the alpaca in the background of Rowe's 'glare at the camera' bits.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





The band in that video is King 810, let's learn about them:

https://nextmosh.com/king-810-david-gunn-attended-capitol-building-protest-to-film-a-music-video/

quote:

Dear internet cucks,
👊🏿👹👊🏿
I admit this is me on the steps of the capital building filming our next video. I’m the singer of the most hated band in America… where else would I be ?
👊🏿👹👊🏿
Sorry to disappoint everyone but I cannot also admit to being a racist, bigot, homophobe, sexist, fascist, alt right (or whatever you whack jobs are on this week) etc. etc.
👊🏿👹👊🏿
I appreciate the compliments on my jacket however it is not for sale (altho our new album is)…
👊🏿👹👊🏿
I was not trying to keep this under wraps. As you can see I’m swagged the gently caress out with no mask in front of 100 cameras because I’m doing nothing wrong. The Feds have phoned me already and there isn’t a single image of me “rioting” or going inside the building. I’m not as dumb as my hair style suggests.
👊🏿👹👊🏿
I couldn’t care less if you stop following me or stop listening to my music because I never cared to begin with. (see red queen)
👊🏿👹👊🏿
🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I'm annoyed that this idiot properly used "couldn't care less" when so many people I actually like still say "could care less".

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I slept on CYN and have now just read a dozen pages of this thread and I am ready to Control My Narrative. They had me at tiny pizzeria where Braun kicked a little kid by accident, kept me when I saw them closing the door to the Rant/rape room, empowered me with the dark dark match, and emboldened me with a metal music video of barnyard animals.

I only know of 4 wrestlers in this, included Barnyard Rowe, and have zero information about any match results at all. I hope they get an energy drink deal.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Barnyard Rowe is going to control her narrative in a pig pen match

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1523720412948959234

lmaooooo

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


no way i love the green goblin!!!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

dont put scary stuff on here without warning

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

that's a nice haircut

for a clown

to control their narrative with

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



1glitch0 posted:

I slept on CYN and have now just read a dozen pages of this thread and I am ready to Control My Narrative. They had me at tiny pizzeria where Braun kicked a little kid by accident, kept me when I saw them closing the door to the Rant/rape room, empowered me with the dark dark match, and emboldened me with a metal music video of barnyard animals.

I only know of 4 wrestlers in this, included Barnyard Rowe, and have zero information about any match results at all. I hope they get an energy drink deal.

They could probably secure a deal with Bang Energy quite easily, they already donated a shitload of money to Trump's America First SuperPac.

Also they once claimed that their drinks could cure Alzheimer's or some other BS promise, so they'd also be liked among the Ivermectin crowd.

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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lmfao

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