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Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:It's been a while, but wouldn't the imperative end in て, not, る? i just left it as あける verb because open biden isn't even english, what is being opened exactly or what is the thing being opened so on and so forth so you can go for it, i messed around with it a little each time, は or の  ビデンの開けて、why not, がんばって to the science with a nonsensical word that forces people to be exposed to an airborne virus for the economy~
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mawarannahr posted:my heartbreak is that rona won instead of roni just keep screaming OMI RONI inside ur heart
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nexous posted:“hope my cough doesn’t last for 6 months this time” -my scrum master who now has Covid for the second time 
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also it'd be バイデン not ビデン why yes, i step on every nerd trap, how did you know
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nexous posted:“hope my cough doesn’t last for 6 months this time” -my scrum master who now has Covid for the second time as a singer, it feels exciting and completely normal to have a disconcerting cough weeks out from my covid infection. i also now sound like tom waits.
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Zugzwang posted:hey man nice cough lol
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Thoguh posted:You can tell there's a wave happening because lots of non thread regulars are popping in to add to the discussion instead of it just being a dozen of us LMAOing at the world. lmao like clockwork lets ride tha wave
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Chamale posted:https://twitter.com/watermelonpunch/status/1523598928544821248 this is the most insane poo poo I've seen so far this month
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:this is the most insane poo poo I've seen so far this month turns out we’re the insane ones who aren’t willing to just ignore existential threats
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Chamale posted:https://twitter.com/watermelonpunch/status/1523598928544821248 Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:this is the most insane poo poo I've seen so far this month
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Tzen posted:new Avatar movie promoting full face respirators, you love to see it Is the premise of the movie that a bunch of humans decided to live with aliens who are at a stone-knives-and-bearskins technology level while still being totally dependent on high-tech respirators to breathe? Sounds like suicide with extra steps.
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Internet Janitor posted:Is the premise of the movie that a bunch of humans decided to live with aliens who are at a stone-knives-and-bearskins technology level while still being totally dependent on high-tech respirators to breathe? Sounds like suicide with extra steps. Look, an atmosphere of 18% carbon dioxide is endemic. You have to live your life.
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Chamale posted:https://twitter.com/watermelonpunch/status/1523598928544821248 cordyceps for humans i guess
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there’s just so many things going on that I simply cannot fathom being the way they are ignoring immediate threats to human life sacrificing an entire generation to lifelong ailments straight up just giving billionaires more money for no reason q anon poo poo what the hell still talking about rigged elections abortion, iuds, birth control all having a good chance of being illegal??? Madison Cawthorne, MTG, and Boebert in office senile old man president people still willing to go on cruises climate change? no big deal Texas and Florida being real places it’s all just too much. someone is playing with the sim city disaster menu in our simulation I am psyched for the next even crazier news to drop
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It really is pretty neat that all the bad poo poo is coming faster and closer together isn't it
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Lean in to the uncertainty of not knowing whether you’ll be disabled as a result of your desire for white zinfandel and breadsticks at Olive Garden.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It really is pretty neat that all the bad poo poo is coming faster and closer together isn't it
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It really is pretty neat that all the bad poo poo is coming faster and closer together isn't it Dumb stuff is spreading faster and faster on social media, legislative bodies and courts are nerfing our abilities to respond to any kind of crisis, etc
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T-Paine posted:https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/3479806-white-house-preps-for-cold-weather-wave-of-100m-covid-infections/ hahaha the first few paragraphs own quote:The White House is preparing for as many as 100 million Americans to get infected with COVID-19 during a wave this fall and winter if Congress does not provide new funding for vaccines and tests, a senior administration official said Friday, warning new money is needed to have enough vaccines for everyone. 130-140 million infections over the course of like three to four months, the population is going to be so loving sick a few years from now jfc
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sorry to all the goons who've been hit by covid, i anticipate joining you all before the month is through
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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:This is great. They speak of the wise mind yet they have clearly been consumed by gem hunger.
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i just got cleared to return to work on Wednesday after kicking covids rear end (still testing positive lol)
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Internet Janitor posted:Is the premise of the movie that a bunch of humans decided to live with aliens who are at a stone-knives-and-bearskins technology level while still being totally dependent on high-tech respirators to breathe? Sounds like suicide with extra steps. they have to take them off to eat lol
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Stevie Lee posted:i just got cleared to return to work on Wednesday after kicking covids rear end Stevie Lee posted:(still testing positive lol)  uh, not nice? how ya feeling?
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It really is pretty neat that all the bad poo poo is coming faster and closer together isn't it remembering 2016ish when news started hitting so quickly someone created a What the gently caress Just Happened Today site and we've been running at that pace for 6 YEARS
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U-DO Burger posted:sorry to all the goons who've been hit by covid, i anticipate joining you all before the month is through Yeah, same. I don't know how I don't get it this wave either from my wife giving up masking at work (especially since she has another out of town training in a few weeks where I'm sure she'll do indoor dining again) or my kid getting it via daycare since they are fully masks off.
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Our oldest didn't go on the big 3 day field trip for his grade level because of covid. The principal took covid seriously until the CDC said let er rip, but told him he was being dramatic and we his parents were feeding him unhealthy COVID horror stories rather than the truth. Anyway he didn't go, the trip was a super spreader event, school is begging parents to mask their kids now, and his teachers have said he probably had the right idea not to go. But we got the email he was exposed by a classmate that did go last Friday and I need to test him when he gets home today. Cool.
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my toddlers daycare sent out a COVID update, since May 2nd there has been 8 reported positives amongst children/caretakers lmao kill me
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Thoguh posted:Yeah, same. I don't know how I don't get it this wave either from my wife giving up masking at work (especially since she has another out of town training in a few weeks where I'm sure she'll do indoor dining again) or my kid getting it via daycare since they are fully masks off. 
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U-DO Burger posted:hahaha the first few paragraphs own lol I missed they're saying 100 million cases only IF they don't receive funding from Congress what the gently caress are they going to do in the next few months that is even supposed to limit transmission??? the whole strategy is now treating the inevitable infection
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Tzen posted:my toddlers daycare sent out a COVID update, since May 2nd there has been 8 reported positives amongst children/caretakers lmao kill me How high a positivity percentage could that be, Tzen? .00000000000001%?
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It really is pretty neat that all the bad poo poo is coming faster and closer together isn't it Isn't this the thesis from Future Shock? Also the next peak really starts building when you're due for a dental checkup, forever.
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nexous posted:there’s just so many things going on that I simply cannot fathom being the way they are Here comes babbys first sober shitpost of the day op, buyer beware. I'll see if I can express why I think you are a bit upset. Civilizations just tend to ebb and flow, most of the points you list have been arguably par for the course in some shape of form, on a more localized scale, for centuries on end at times. Sometimes tolerances/interactions between societal phenomena get so hosed up the local equilibrium just collapses, but we tended to forget about this pretty quick for reasons I shall not insist on since I'll assume you went to school. The main differences with this cycle are : 1.This one is important op. This time it's your turn to go through the system. 2. We have so successfully and nonlinearely accelerated the growth of our footprint vis a vis the carrying capacity of the system whilst simultaneously reducing our resilience to dealing with outlier phenomena because of the needs defined by the economic doctrines that we have wrought and so, the things on your list are no longer quite as local, or temporally interspersed as the books recorded them to be. Also, the books are now the internet, so you get to look at plenty of cats whilst still getting plenty of exposure to the awareness of the ebbing of the tide at a comparatively greatly accelerated rate from your comfy goonstation gamer bed if you so choose, but I digress. 3. 1+2 => 12 and there's plenty queens out and about for the last half century that think we hosed around so bad the planet will just scratch us and our entire history from its back like so many lice and that COVID is just a singular aspect of the ebbing of our tide. 4. People have been getting boners like cathedrals and crying hot tears in their knickers over apocalyptoporn for thousands of years, so I should just go to the UFO thread and pray for the rapture and you should get some mild COVID, move to Germany for your abortion, and get on with your life. Yeah you thought my posting was bad when I was drunk didn't you. So many things we shall witness yet. Namaste. (Eagerly awaiting the  quote culminating in "this poo poo sucks , just bring back Rime already")
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Alabama made trans health care a felony a couple days ago and it didn't even reach a news blurb because libs are too busy scolding that having a peaceful 'protest' outside Kavanaugh's house is identical to the 1/6 idiocy.
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Testvan posted:this is covid's planet now and we are its food
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:im so tired
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I'm sitting here just kinda hoping that the kid's daycare has an outbreak in another part of the building that scares them in to mandating masks again without her getting sick and also hoping for basically the same thing at my wife's office where they have a big outbreak but like... down another hallway and not involving anyone she interacts with a lot. And I blame both of these situations squarely on the CDC and the Biden administration.
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