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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Jim Thome canceling his tickets goddamn. Dude is a god in that sports pantheon.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it was unrelated

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

A 2023 suspension would be maximum pain for both Deshaun and the Browns so I'm here for it.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1524002884840534018

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Ughhhhhhhhh

https://twitter.com/JBFlint/status/1524008891813486592

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Diva Cupcake posted:

A 2023 suspension would be maximum pain for both Deshaun and the Browns so I'm here for it.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1524002884840534018

This tweet just seems like throwing poo poo at the wall to drum up engagement.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Tom Brady loves the Murdochs and Fox. Loves them.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


So Tom Brady is not joining Fox Sports

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/bristei/status/1524009406257582083

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Tom Brady owns

Cue the Gang Tag Havers getting big mad over seeing the GOAT on their TVs forever

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Now that Brady has admitted that the tuck rule was a fraud, I wonder if he will have the chutzpah to discuss his numerous methods of cheating? Anything less would be beneath the TB12 method.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Lol, just leaving a seat up in the booth labeled "RESERVED FOR TOM BRADY" and telling yourself "Any day now...."

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Brady rules lol, I'd take him in the announcers booth 10/10 times over whatever other gray faced color commentator Fox would trot out instead

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Dude spends one month at home and unretires and lines up another job

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
No no I don’t want Tom Brady I want a chud 90s Cowboys fullback whose CTE makes his tie knots the size of a baby’s head

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

A 2023 suspension would be maximum pain for both Deshaun and the Browns so I'm here for it.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1524002884840534018

Since when has Goodell ever cared about the courts?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I… guess?… he can do his analyzing from his office with the dolphins

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



snip I can't read

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
FOX is probably going to pay him more per year than the Bucs do.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So he’s the Joe Buck replacement basically. Well, Buck had basically a decade long leash to actually get good at his job but he had his dad pulling strings for a while.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I'm not gonna lie I actually genuinely would like to see Tom Brady analyzing film/a defense. I wanna see what he sees even if only for a moment.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So he’s the Joe Buck replacement basically. Well, Buck had basically a decade long leash to actually get good at his job but he had his dad pulling strings for a while.

more like the replacement for whoever is replacing aikman

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fast cars loose anus posted:

I'm not gonna lie I actually genuinely would like to see Tom Brady analyzing film/a defense. I wanna see what he sees even if only for a moment.

Peyton does it once a week for ESPN.com and it’s fine.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Is there some conflict of interest thing going on if Brady does this while being a minority owner of the Dolphins? Or does that not matter?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
A Tom Peyton Eli show would be amazing

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

wandler20 posted:

FOX is probably going to pay him more per year than the Bucs do.
He's going to be getting $20m per for as long as he wants.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Diva Cupcake posted:

He's going to be getting $20m per for as long as he wants.

Hey that crypto sponsorship money is about to dry up fast. Gotta make ends meet somehow.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I'd like brady in the booth, mostly because that means he's not on the field. But also he'd probably be better than the garbage in the booth right now for fox.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm still on the :tinfoil: theory that Giselle got tired of him being around and told him to get a job. :v:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Joey Freshwater posted:

A Tom Peyton Eli show would be amazing

Eli getting subtle jabs in at Tom all show long.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

fast cars loose anus posted:

I'm not gonna lie I actually genuinely would like to see Tom Brady analyzing film/a defense. I wanna see what he sees even if only for a moment.

it's this, why would you prefer some idiot doing commentary instead of getting a glimpse of what the greatest QB ever sees

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tom Brady also has a hell of a temper so I mostly just want to watch him getting real mad at watching some stumblebum gently caress things up.

Like imagine Brady calling a Pete Carroll / Drew Lock game that's 60% runs and throws short of the sticks on 3rd and long.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Imagine Brady calling the buttfumble

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Nodoze posted:

Imagine Brady calling the buttfumble

Brady calling any jets game tbh

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

GD_American posted:

No no I don’t want Tom Brady I want a chud 90s Cowboys fullback whose CTE makes his tie knots the size of a baby’s head

I want Jason Witten calling every game solo.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fsif posted:

I want Jason Witten calling every game solo.

FCC regulations wouldn’t permit this.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Cthulu Carl posted:

Lol, just leaving a seat up in the booth labeled "RESERVED FOR TOM BRADY" and telling yourself "Any day now...."

https://youtu.be/MlS7_NP3bm0

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

He's going to be getting $20m per for as long as he wants.

this motherfucker is never going away..........

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

really queer Christmas posted:

Brady calling any jets game tbh
Any Patriots game.

Imagine Tom getting the Fox memo that he needs to start throwing more verbal bouquets at Mac Jones and the PatriotWay?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

Eli getting subtle jabs in at Tom all show long.

Eli talking about perfect passes and dropping 18-1 references while wearing his Death Row records chain from Snoop :allears:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

mcmagic posted:

this motherfucker is never going away..........

Why is this a surprise to literally anyone. It’s either this or he takes the Jordan route and buys a stake in a team and runs it into the ground. Hopefully yours.

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