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Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

LINK has come to town, come to -... the princess Zelda

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

:chloe:


Randalor posted:

Huh, I wonder if the female Link art was what inspired them to give Link his pink/purple hair in A Link to the Past.

I want to say there was a NES (or maybe SNES?) game that had a pink haired lady protagonist and it was almost like final fantasy and zelda combined.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Leal posted:

:chloe:

I want to say there was a NES (or maybe SNES?) game that had a pink haired lady protagonist and it was almost like final fantasy and zelda combined.

There's a lot of them, but you might be thinking of Faria, though the pink haired female-presenting protagonist was a man.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

If you get that vibe, the problem is with you.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

that might be a you problem you freak

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Looks like we found the missing Link.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

"Zelda games give me rapey vibes so I think it should star a woman" is... a take.

aperfectcirclefan
Nov 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

that might be a you problem you freak

I mean if you want to waste your time role playing as a child you can be my guest, I rather role play a adult in Fallout New Vegas

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

aperfectcirclefan posted:

I mean if you want to waste your time role playing as a child you can be my guest, I rather role play a adult in Fallout New Vegas

freak

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

All video games starring children are for pedophiles, even the ones made for children.

aperfectcirclefan
Nov 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Lol must've touched a nerve with the Nintendo fans. I'm just saying those games would be MUCH better if you were a kickass lady who didn't take the poo poo from the rapey NPCs!! Instead it's just creepy.

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Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

the npc's arm the child with a sword for its protection

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


aperfectcirclefan posted:

Lol must've touched a nerve with the Nintendo fans. I'm just saying those games would be MUCH better if you were a kickass lady who didn't take the poo poo from the rapey NPCs!! Instead it's just creepy.

is this a bit

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Lol must've touched a nerve with the Nintendo fans. I'm just saying those games would be MUCH better if you were a kickass lady who didn't take the poo poo from the rapey NPCs!! Instead it's just creepy.

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This is a placeholder, btw.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

can't believe kid dracula did all that sucking

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

VideoGames posted:

This is a placeholder, btw.

You do good work, VG. Let no-one tell you otherwise :patriot:.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


btw what's up with people who think that if you play a video game you are "roleplaying" as the main character

they always seem to be extremely weird

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

i roleplay as someone very good at videogames

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

:chloe:

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

dodongo dislike smoke

"man what a freak"

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Jazerus posted:

btw what's up with people who think that if you play a video game you are "roleplaying" as the main character

they always seem to be extremely weird

I'm not gonna say it's not weird but when you really want to take your tetris game to the next level no technique is off the table.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i roleplay as someone very good at videogames

:hmmyes:

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You do good work, VG. Let no-one tell you otherwise :patriot:.

:hmmyes:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Also like Link is only explicitly a child in, what, five games? Otherwise he's either a teenager or young adult.

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009
“A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended..." majora utters breathlessly as he parts the grass of his shorts

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009




TVs Ian posted:

So back in 1986, there was official art of a female Link. There was some speculation/theories that you would have been able to choose between male or female at some point in development because of that.

In reality, the artist just had 8-bit art and vague descriptions to work from, and I guess decided Link looked like a girl (decades before Gerudo Link).

But the art recently resurfaced, so here it is.

https://twitter.com/HistoryofHyrule/status/1523021222375997440
I would absolutely play a game with a female Link rescuing a male Zelda.

Also lol at the completely bitch-made trolling.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I would absolutely play a game with a female Link rescuing a male Zelda.

Also lol at the completely bitch-made trolling.

There was a Japanese game for, uh, NES I think that starts out with a male knight delving into a dungeon to rescue a princess being held captive by a demon lord. Then the knight gets killed in the intro sequence and the princess has to self-rescue. I love the idea of gamers playing blind and being really surprised.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

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Lmfao

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jazerus posted:

btw what's up with people who think that if you play a video game you are "roleplaying" as the main character

they always seem to be extremely weird
In the course of my career as a vidcon specialist (my own coinage, spend it wisely), I have never seen such blatant and frankly, sickening ignorance as that exhibited by the "people" (if, in fact, they are homo sapiens at all, as their intelligence implies elsewise) that claim that Zelda is not an RPG. There is nothing that Shigeru "Shiggy" Miyamoto could possibly do to make the vidcon any more of an RPG as it meets every single criterion for being one, particularly that it takes place in an imaginary realm with a fantastical beastiary, the damsel/villain ratio is at or above standards, and that the core emphasis of the gameplay is on bedazzling all foes with impeccable swords and sorcery. Furthermore, this line of thought can be extended to all vidcons in which the player controls a character (hence, roleplaying), though I cringe slightly at the thought of such mundane vidcons as Madden being RPGs, as they do not even include exotic weaponry such as the tonfa.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

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Where do these people come from?

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There was a Japanese game for, uh, NES I think that starts out with a male knight delving into a dungeon to rescue a princess being held captive by a demon lord. Then the knight gets killed in the intro sequence and the princess has to self-rescue. I love the idea of gamers playing blind and being really surprised.

Not the same thing, but the Samus reveal caught people by surprise. She was referred to as "He" in a lot of places, including an early comic strip thing that had Samus fangirls in bikinis. And a weird piece of art with Samus as a guy in a bubble helmet that was for a never made animated series.

The Captain N comic that ran back in the day had the reveal as a surprise too, guess he never finished Metroid fast enough. Some game master he was.

Jazerus posted:

btw what's up with people who think that if you play a video game you are "roleplaying" as the main character

they always seem to be extremely weird

There are huge arguments about this re: Persona 5. People who think you're RPing as Joker think the relationships with adult confidants are weird, people who think you're an adult playing a video game about teenagers think the Futaba relationship is weird. I'm not sure which side can be creepier about it.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



What was the point of that post. Just baffling.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

SeANMcBAY posted:

What was the point of that post. Just baffling.

It’s basically the “guy who has only ever watched Boss Baby” bit but for uh… Lolita I guess? I hope. :gonk:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



TVs Ian posted:

Not the same thing, but the Samus reveal caught people by surprise. She was referred to as "He" in a lot of places, including an early comic strip thing that had Samus fangirls in bikinis. And a weird piece of art with Samus as a guy in a bubble helmet that was for a never made animated series.

The Captain N comic that ran back in the day had the reveal as a surprise too, guess he never finished Metroid fast enough. Some game master he was.

That wasn't even the first time Nintendo did that. If you got to the end of the game in the Mach Rider arcade version, it revealed that Mach Rider was a woman.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009




Blue Footed Booby posted:

There was a Japanese game for, uh, NES I think that starts out with a male knight delving into a dungeon to rescue a princess being held captive by a demon lord. Then the knight gets killed in the intro sequence and the princess has to self-rescue. I love the idea of gamers playing blind and being really surprised.
I have a working Famicom connected to a Sony PVM-20L5 and a friend who's going to Japan soon-ish, so I need you to tell me the name of this game.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Waffleman_ posted:

It's a bold move to start your game with an hour of characters in-game telling Duke how cool he is when the character hasn't been legitimately cool in 15 years.
Duke's dialogue in 3d was 99% movie quotes. Duke's a huge nerd, he's just the kind that goes to the gym.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I figured after watching Commando and Cobra one night he was inspired to bulk up

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I have a working Famicom connected to a Sony PVM-20L5 and a friend who's going to Japan soon-ish, so I need you to tell me the name of this game.

As someone who is 18 carts shy of a complete Famicom set, I don't know which game they're referring to unless it's a really misinterpreted Kai no Bouken.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Would be much more interesting games if Link was a girl. As a non Zelda fan, those games give me extremely rapey and predatorial vibes with this child running around

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lmfao one of the worst posts I have ever read, incredible

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Waffleman_ posted:

Also like Link is only explicitly a child in, what, five games? Otherwise he's either a teenager or young adult.

Most of the games he's a child. He's really only a teen in OoT, TP, SS and BOTW. It'd argue that the LTTP/LA/Oracle Link is a pretty young teen which I'd still consider a child, unless you're going off of Katsuya Terada's art where he looks to be the oldest he's ever been.

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