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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Yeah, one day I will click this to read his manifesto followed by a goodbye followed by a police report and someone will be dead.

So you're saying we need to move this thread to a subforum we want closed :hmmyes:

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Mazri isn't really a regular expat, most of his family lives there and his dad is multi-billionaire business mogul. Still i doubt anyone with the good poo poo is gonna share any with Nathen, he's probably on meth and/or some prescription pills(and abusing the poo poo out of them)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i feel like if he was on meth he'd be sucking and loving inshallah and not doing all this loony tunes celibacy bullshit

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



kntfkr posted:

i read an article once about how hard alcohol & drugs are to come by for expat kids in the UAE so they have a whole problem with inhalants, duster & gas etc. lol
Saudi is effectively a prohibition state so it's got all the cool parts of that, like people who will sell you a bottle of Jack Daniels but it's actually just half-assed moonshine with food colouring.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Aren’t foreigners able to buy and drink alcohol freely though (compared to the locals anyway who if not forbidden, simply abstain)?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

kntfkr posted:

i feel like if he was on meth he'd be sucking and loving inshallah and not doing all this loony tunes celibacy bullshit

He did get horny watching a documentary about NASA, reminds me of my meth days

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


https://mobile.twitter.com/IHateNYT/status/1523911882465288192

Nathan should make the switch to tire 🛞 products

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

#wheel2plate ?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
waiting for which ironic hipster house that's inevitably going to land in

the fact i can't share the garfield house sketch from i think you should leave is a loving crime

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
#farm2wheel

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

The Alchemist posted:

He did get horny watching a documentary about NASA, reminds me of my meth days

rocket ships are pretty phallic, just thinking about NASA makes me unggh hhhhhhhhhh ohhhhh

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life




Explorers in the further regions of entergagement. Demons to some. Angels to others.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Nathen finds the lament configuration and turns it into a tissue box. It's partially completed so the cenobites show up to torture nathen but get creeped out by his beard and demeanor and drive back to Cherry Hill. Nathfield blasts them on twitter for being fake friends.

~fin~

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010


:gizz: :nws::nws: :gizz:

The Alchemist fucked around with this message at 16:18 on May 10, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
that cock and balls looks like a wind chime

boooo

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Their index finger has more girth than their penis. At least we are setting the aliens expectations low, smart move

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

That dude's dong is making me feel inadequate

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

kntfkr posted:

i feel like if he was on meth he'd be sucking and loving inshallah and not doing all this loony tunes celibacy bullshit

David Sedaris wrote that at the height of his meth addiction, he was also super focused on making avant garde and modern art, and would hustle guys out of his apartment to go back to melting plastic soldiers on frying pans and painting envelopes

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Powerful Katrinka posted:

David Sedaris wrote that at the height of his meth addiction, he was also super focused on making avant garde and modern art, and would hustle guys out of his apartment to go back to melting plastic soldiers on frying pans and painting envelopes

where did he write this, i would like to read it

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006







Now, now Nathen. You can't have any Snoopy until you finish your Scooby Doo.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


SnoopyEats? It’s the idea of the century!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Done with the cat dog cat, onto the dog

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

drat I want one of those 80s pink Musclemen nipple shirts

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Strangely this is his most normal set of Instagram content in a while

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I really don't follow his attachment to 60s and 70s comic characters as an avenue to... Whatever it is he's trying to do

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

I really don't follow his attachment to 60s and 70s comic characters as an avenue to... Whatever it is he's trying to do

he only sees the world through branding. that's literally all he understands. he also has fond childhood memories of some of these cartoons and he also understands that beloved cartoons and nostalgic childhood memories can sell products. for some other bizarre reason he thinks that the food industry is the market he wants to enter. i would guess it's because there's not a ton of work to do since someone else makes all the processed food and staffs the restaurant and whatever. his mush brain smashes all this poo poo together and we get GarfieldEATS and entergagement and whatever it is he does on tiktok

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Elephant Ambush posted:

he only sees the world through branding. that's literally all he understands. he also has fond childhood memories of some of these cartoons and he also understands that beloved cartoons and nostalgic childhood memories can sell products. for some other bizarre reason he thinks that the food industry is the market he wants to enter. i would guess it's because there's not a ton of work to do since someone else makes all the processed food and staffs the restaurant and whatever. his mush brain smashes all this poo poo together and we get GarfieldEATS and entergagement and whatever it is he does on tiktok

This makes sense, it's just interesting that he seems to attach to a specific sort of character, especially given that he evidently wants to cleanse the earth of Boomers, being that they're quintessential Boomer characters

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



FunnyFarm2Plate

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Strangely this is his most normal set of Instagram content in a while
I was going to say, in isolation I would be like "great, thanks for posting the weird rich guy content" but in context it just makes it seem like maybe his family makes him take his medicine sometimes?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Dr. Quarex posted:

I was going to say, in isolation I would be like "great, thanks for posting the weird rich guy content" but in context it just makes it seem like maybe his family makes him take his medicine sometimes?

Not just his own, but theirs too!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

NASA is sending pixelated human forms into space, it's true

https://www.thecut.com/2022/05/nasa-nudes-in-space.html (maybe :nws: because there's a clear pixelated dong)

but i'm not sure it's sinful tbh

.... Honestly, this whole article is really bizarre, even in this thread. I get that it's a joke, but it's not really that funny. It's just images of nude humans. It's supposed to show the space aliens that this is what we look like. Sending pictures of clothed humans would really muddy that message. There isn't even any reason to explain it, really, because it's obvious from the start.

Nathen freaking out over this is consistent. He does that. He's a weird guy. Other people going off about "nudes sent to space!", even as a joke, is some juvenile-rear end "look, my calculator spelled out 'BOOB'" poo poo. Hee hee, giggle giggle, I got this medical text and, on this page, there's a penis! Unless "the Cut" is some big ol' experiment where they let particularly bright middle school kids write articles, I don't get the point of this.

Back when NASA first sent this exact image up to space, I don't think there were articles about how "Oh my gosh, they're sending pictures of sinful nudity up into the heavens where Baby Jesus will see them!!" This just makes me think that, despite (or maybe because of) all the porn and fetish stuff of the internet these days, we've gotten way more weird about nudity.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

kntfkr posted:

where did he write this, i would like to read it

I was wrong, he said it in an interview:

quote:

Sedaris quickly became friends with his dealer's customers — they even formed a crystal collective of sorts. "We used the word manifesto a lot," Sedaris says, "and we were into creating these bizarre abstract art projects." Typically, Sedaris offers a counterintuitive take on crystal as aphrodisiac: "I've heard about guys staying up for two days and having sex, but that would never happen with me. I'd be trying to hustle the guy out the door so I could paint envelopes."

There's more about the art stuff in "Me Talk Pretty One Day"

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

the strangest flex

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Powerful Katrinka posted:

I was wrong, he said it in an interview:

There's more about the art stuff in "Me Talk Pretty One Day"

awesome, thank you

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Sherbert Hoover posted:

the strangest flex

In a way the appropriate end to the Mazri saga would be him pissing off MBS who is reportedly pretty mercurial.

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Back when NASA first sent this exact image up to space, I don't think there were articles about how "Oh my gosh, they're sending pictures of sinful nudity up into the heavens where Baby Jesus will see them!!"

I'll take that bet

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

pseudanonymous posted:

In a way the appropriate end to the Mazri saga would be him pissing off MBS who is reportedly pretty mercurial.

Nathen would certainly be heading for trouble if that were the case

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1524308717050765313

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
“Fox News blondie reporter”

They do have quite a few of those lol

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Today on Nathfield's adventures: Nathfield joins the Al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigade

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