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Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Moai Ou posted:

Games! A small collection including an early Dropsy game, and the Jon Lovitz Adventure trilogy. Given their age, you'll probably need to do some finagling to get them to work.

Holy poo poo. I remembered the Jon Lovitz games like a month ago but after some fruitless googling I had convinced myself I had hallucinated them all.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do you punch out Andy Dick or is it weirder than that?

Moai Ou
May 18, 2004

WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!


Fun Shoe
I haven't played them in a while, but they were sidescrolling action games. The third is actually a decent take on Symphony of the Night.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Moai Ou posted:

I haven't played them in a while, but they were sidescrolling action games. The third is actually a decent take on Symphony of the Night.

That's exactly it. I was talking with someone about metroidvania games when the game popped back into my head after fourteen loving years.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Moai Ou posted:



the Mr. Water video.


Oh hell yeah. I was looking at that thread the other day and not having the video made me so sad :(

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Oh my God I don't know if I ever saw the conclusion to that, I only remember the drawings he left for Mr. Water. That's amazing.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
there is some real beautiful poo poo going on ITT

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Random poo poo from my HD:




neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


:btroll:

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Oh my God. I never put those two together.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

:nws:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=686167:nws:

The buttertroll thread.

BE CAREFUL ALL THE IMAGE LINKS ARE NOW GOATSE

LOTS OF GOATSE IN THAT LINK NOT PUT THERE BY ME

THE THREAD IS A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Oh my God this 50 gig dump is incredible. I totally forgot about Bart the General. There is so much great stuff here.

EDIT: This is really fantastic, thank you to everyone for this wonderful treasure trove of stuff.

EDIT: Fragmaster is so goddamn hilarious. This Zybourne Clock video is amazing.

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 05:34 on May 10, 2022

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

barnold posted:

it's a real good folder. you might find a couple pictures of some titties or some humor that hasn't aged but this is one of the best internet archaeology finds in a long time

imagine finding a post to agree with in the wild and it's barnold <3

anyway yes I sometimes remember I downloaded this and will browse it, and it's always amusing

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGk2B4QWiuM

huh
Jan 23, 2004

Dinosaur Gum

Sublime.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

:psylon:

Moai Ou
May 18, 2004

WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!


Fun Shoe

:pcgaming:

In an effort to make my stuff more organized and usable, I'm going through the big unsorted and misc. folders on my end and placing files in appropriate places (if any). Because I'm a crazy person, I've decided to try to find all the old threads that these folders came from. As I do, I'll add a URL file to the top of each folder. Rather than messing with what's already uploaded, I'm starting a new link :siren:HERE:siren:. As stuff is sorted and old threads found, it'll be added there until everything from the old link is gone thru.

Any new old stuff I find will also be added to the new link.

Speaking of...

In Audio, I've added the Taco/TAOC The Wonder Dog archive that was posted after news of their passing.

I've added a small collection of goon-made stop-motion gifs in Misc/Animated Gifs.

A few of the YCS comic strip Game Genies was added in Misc.

Lastly, I found some gifs to put in Photoshop Threads/Create new stories with LotR screencaps

Most of the folders in the new link have URLs to their original threads. You'll need archives for anything not Goldmined.

If anyone happens to have links to any of the old threads, feel free to PM me.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


MREBoy posted:


would probably get you hit with a lawsuit/perma-ban in about 3 seconds flat.

remember when internet lawyer was a joke profession?

when did that end, do you think? 2010? 2012?

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

neato burrito posted:

:nws:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=686167:nws:

The buttertroll thread.

BE CAREFUL ALL THE IMAGE LINKS ARE NOW GOATSE

LOTS OF GOATSE IN THAT LINK NOT PUT THERE BY ME

THE THREAD IS A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT

lol

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

neato burrito posted:

:nws:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=686167:nws:

The buttertroll thread.

BE CAREFUL ALL THE IMAGE LINKS ARE NOW GOATSE

LOTS OF GOATSE IN THAT LINK NOT PUT THERE BY ME

THE THREAD IS A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT

Honestly this makes the thread 10x funnier imo

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly this makes the thread 10x funnier imo

Yeah, I just scanned through it and all the images of the goatman were the poo poo.
Reminds me of the (probably) good old days of SA, where people would just wantonly post the goatse and not worry about probes and poo poo.

If that was ever a not probe-able offense.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
We didn't have probations until like 200..4? You just got banned if you annoyed someone.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
it appears someone has bought the kth.cx domain and made it so everything is goatse

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

it appears someone has bought the kth.cx domain and made it so everything is goatse

good!

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
There were a bunch of mod challenges in LF that might have been after 2008 that produced some amazing images like Goatse sume-e painting and a re write of the Russian revolution as the first One Piece manga.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !

ewiley posted:

a re write of the Russian revolution as the first One Piece manga.

I have this on my computer. Somewhere. Any idea as to what some of the file names might be ? I am such a file packrat I have no idea where it is on my computer.

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


Upload your computer to Mega and the sorting goons will be with you shortly

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side















Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

I recognize that movie and I still find it scary.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

This looks like Hellbastard's work.

I actually enjoyed his "Birth of a Bastard" comic. I have to see if I still have it on my hard drive.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Whatever happened to :hb: anyway?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

By popular demand posted:

Whatever happened to :hb: anyway?

GBS 2.1 did him in.

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
I have some stuff my brother left behind on an old hard drive

Ninjapants

I think this is a part of goon tower


There are a bunch of SA wallpapers in there.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
could someone who downloaded this already search to see if it has Not Good Enough by Kerry somethingorother, some guy whose CD a goon found/was given? I used to torture friends with it and I would like its return.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
1.8GB of content and still no sign of that MS Paint of Gordon turret camping and toasting smores in Nova Prospekt :smith:

Some day I'll find that goddamn image.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

spooky ghost
Feb 11, 2020



Lipstick Apathy

Yahoo! Answers - the only thing deader and gayer than this forum.

:rip:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I don't know how to define the specific sort of ennui I feel looking at this old stuff and feeling like an entire mode of just being online and having dumb fun is gone. C'est la internet I guess

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

spooky ghost posted:

Yahoo! Answers - the only thing deader and gayer than this forum.

:rip:

I wish it came back because it really was a bastion of insanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

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Captain Charisma
Nov 10, 2021
woulda known about dangerops prangent sex if I had consulted Wa Weg board

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