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alnilam posted:lol, but still, also, what? if you have a rare ape NFT that isn't being sold anymore, you can buy a slurp juice NFT and combine it with your ape NFT to spawn more NFTs that are double extra super rare because they're only available to people who bought two different NFTs at different times every bullshit microtransactions gimmick you can think of has been eagerly adopted by NFT douchebags
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Is there some bitcoin mechanism that kicks in to juice it when it drops below 30k at this point? Seems like it keeps bouncing against that, and I'm wondering if it will punch on through.
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Main Paineframe posted:if you have a rare ape NFT that isn't being sold anymore, you can buy a slurp juice NFT and combine it with your ape NFT to spawn more NFTs that are double extra super rare because they're only available to people who bought two different NFTs at different times lmao Can you hold B to stop it from evolving 
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Every time I spend my bitcoin in real life for real stuff like lattes, I have bots pull off an elaborate set of scams and liquidations, on social media, through direct hacks, and through automated phishing scams, so that I can free up the capital to buy my services in paper currency. Bitcoin really is the way of the future.
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I read all of divabot's blog and this thread but I'm still really confused - is it safe now to invest into the ponzi scheme? Thanks in advance.
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ikanreed posted:Imagine buying UST right now. Like seriously put yourself in the shoes of someone looking at what's happening and thinking "oh man I wish I could hold that bag" You don't buy tether. You get given tether in 'payment' for something, and then try to dispose of it to someone else.
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May 11, 2022 00:27
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The Lone Badger posted:You don't buy tether. You get given tether in 'payment' for something, and then try to dispose of it to someone else. we're talking about the other tether that is currently imploding
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May 11, 2022 00:34
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Strong Sauce posted:i'm going to have to call out the QC on this animation. the sign says, "slurp juice on multiple apes".. the line is, "multiple slurp juices on a single ape"... this is very unprofessional.
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JammyB posted:I read all of divabot's blog and this thread but I'm still really confused - is it safe now to invest into the ponzi scheme? Thanks in advance. i can assure you that it will never be safer
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MarcusSA posted:https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1524145491058913280?s=21&t=rOJgztNsiHKtXeqUvgzocg Now is the winter of our NFTs, made glorious summer by this sun of rug pulls
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Strong Sauce posted:i'm going to have to call out the QC on this animation. the sign says, "slurp juice on multiple apes".. the line is, "multiple slurp juices on a single ape"... this is very unprofessional. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
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alnilam posted:So I missed a lot of incredibly stupid things I'm sure, but I have to ask since it's showing up in two threads... It's yet another idiotic NFT thingie. I think the whole thing is that you can use it like a Pokemon evolution stone on other related NFT scams? Honestly all the NFT grifts are so stupid that I can't even be bothered to look in to them.
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Lol. You can never escape holding the bag https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1524184693561872384
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Viscous Soda posted:It's yet another idiotic NFT thingie. I think the whole thing is that you can use it like a Pokemon evolution stone on other related NFT scams? It's all the same mindset as kids who think you can plug your game boy into your playstation and have your evolution stone evolve your digimon or something.
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Coiners are very bad at pattern recognition which is a trait not generally associated with savvy investors. "Hmm... the price keeps rising to around $50k, then suddenly freefalling to $30k, then there's suddenly a huge influx in Teether support and the price goes back up to $50k. Whelp, time to buy the dip at $45k and HODL!" "The day after payday, the timing of which is generally consistent around the world due to the nature of bookkeeping, the price suddenly drops. Almost as if there was an influx of cash to the system which was quickly withdrawn. That just means I need to get my paycheck into crypto even faster!"
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Why have I never read r/CryptoCurrency before, this poo poo is hilarious   
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May 11, 2022 02:01
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Master Shake says slurp my ape
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I need the line goes up guy to make another 2 hour video on this terra luna thing. It is all so dumb but I am not smart enough to truly appreciate how dumb it is.
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nachos posted:I need the line goes up guy to make another 2 hour video on this terra luna thing. It is all so dumb but I am not smart enough to truly appreciate how dumb it is. This thread seems to suggest it was a coordinated attack https://twitter.com/4484/status/1524006086147252227
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nachos posted:I need the line goes up guy to make another 2 hour video on this terra luna thing. It is all so dumb but I am not smart enough to truly appreciate how dumb it is. I might not totally grasp the nuances of the grifts in play, but I do really appreciate the content about people getting scammed constantly. 
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dunno seems kinda sad seeing schmoes who were sold jargon as a ticket out of USA BUTTHOLE NATION get took. I wish there was a source of apes gone quotes from the actual scammers but it's clear they win every time
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smellmycheese posted:This thread seems to suggest it was a coordinated attack Why would someone purposefully crash the value of $4B of their own assets? "It was an attack" is just cope from someone in denial they were bag holding a late stage ponzicoin.
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because obviously the attacker is The Old Money, they cant handle the brilliant shining youth of bitcoin and have to kill it now before it destroys them all. a few billion is nothing when you run the world
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https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1524209254684454915?s=21&t=rOJgztNsiHKtXeqUvgzocg Love 2 hodl the bag Edit son of a bitch how did I miss a page?
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drk posted:Why would someone purposefully crash the value of $4B of their own assets? they shorted bitcoin so it was all to get that price down as much as possible
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MarcusSA posted:Love 2 hodl the bag 
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drk posted:Why would someone purposefully crash the value of $4B of their own assets? how can you doubt the rock solid credentials of a source like "some rando's friend"?
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looking at the twitter replies to see if anyone actually has any evidence of what went down and a pepe avatar is lecturing me about the classic (((Soros))) style attack v legitimate
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Got my grade for my final assignment, which was a presentation on cryptocurrency and nfts. Got this feedback: I thought about responding "I cannot give a balanced presentation regarding cryptocurrency and nfts, because I was raised to always tell the truth." 
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drk posted:Why would someone purposefully crash the value of $4B of their own assets? Because they're shorting it, which means they make money when it goes down. Here's the tl;dr of shorting: 1. I borrow your stuff and sign a paper saying I'll give it back in 3 weeks 2. I sell your stuff for $100 3. Two weeks later, the market value of drk's stuff has gone down to $75 4. I buy your stuff for $75 and give it back to you, pocketing $25 In some ways shorting a stock does push it down in price. I'm selling it, even though you, the true owner, didn't plan to sell. Under normal circumstances this has near-zero effect because people generally agree that a stock or 500 barrels of oil or whatever has value. When it's a digital pog that has "$1" crudely written on it in crayon, and most people who have bought in are attracted by idiotic promises of 20% returns, it's much easier to crash a market. OTOH the twitter  dope who called it a coordinated attack is missing that bubbles with no means of support naturally pop. Functionally nobody was shorting the housing bonds in 2008, and it collapsed anyways. A small run becomes a big run and then the price craters to nothing. And that goes double for this stupid Terra-Luna scheme that has a massive weakness to bank runs.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:dunno seems kinda sad seeing schmoes who were sold jargon as a ticket out of USA BUTTHOLE NATION get took. I wish there was a source of apes gone quotes from the actual scammers but it's clear they win every time Bitcoin: The Scammers Win Every Time
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The Ponzi-seidon Adventure
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Agents are GO! posted:Got my grade for my final assignment, which was a presentation on cryptocurrency and nfts. Got this feedback: it shouldn't be hard to include more positive aspects, like ease of money laundering (and similar ease of tracing it for the agencies, for balance), potential for regulatory arbitrage, fossil fuel job creation and rapid liquidity absorption from retail investors
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are they suggesting an attacker was somehow able to borrow three billion dollars worth of butts
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Dabir posted:"Scuze me sir, I think I can 'elp you here. I actually have an NFT of my own what I've been keeping aside for a rainy day." This is so good captures the show perfectly.
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LUNA put up a fight but will be dead very soon. gn
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good fight, never forget https://twitter.com/stablekwon/status/1523075465384136704  better be manipulated by some korean dude than submit to (((monetary policy))) Vesi fucked around with this message at 07:37 on May 11, 2022 |
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