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dee eight posted:not that it matters, but a similar thing happened with the character of henry hook from the 1964 movie 'zulu'. apparently he had living relatives who attended the premiere of the film and were scandalized by his portrayal. irl hook was a good soldier and upright christian, not the "malingering hector, barracks-room lawyer goldbrick" depicted in the film. Oh how bravely he faced one With his sixteen pounder gun and they frightened them drat natives to the marrow
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May 10, 2022 21:02
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Don't give me hope
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The last thing you want is for england to sink beneath the waves again, it only brings us closer to our sleeping god.
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OwlFancier posted:The last thing you want is for england to sink beneath the waves again, it only brings us closer to our sleeping god. Thatcher?
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May 10, 2022 21:31
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So Poland's true name is puberty420, huh?
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A pet joins you is galaxy brain Nanomashoes posted:Oh how bravely he faced one That's why they wrote that old poem, whatever happens, we have got the sixteen pounder gun, and they have not
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Kit Walker posted:So Poland's true name is puberty420, huh? no, but they can form it in europa universalis
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Brawnfire posted:Judge... my name? It am silly
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bike tory posted:
drat this post was real good.
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May 10, 2022 23:16
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I greatly appreciate the meme clipart of Sisyphus.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlw6NTzCR9g
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FINALLY, my mom loving off to another continent when I was a kid pays off! 
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good star trek memes also I'm this guy 
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Montague Tigg posted:good star trek memes I'd love to see Spock rocking #3 Edit: Just realized it reminds me of the "Proto-Vulcans" from TNG: "Who Watches the Watchers?" Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 04:47 on May 11, 2022 |
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May 11, 2022 04:06
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The second guy has killed, and will kill again.
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Paul Reubens down at #15 is wondering why you're taking his photo.
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Hey man, it's harder than it looks! It's far away and it keeps moving 
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The sarlacc has a unique digestive system. It doesn't have a stomach per se; rather, the sarlacc's prey sticks to its intestinal walls and is gradually absorbed and dissolved in place, kind of like a pitcher plant. Simple animals like banthas and dewbacks are digested in this manner over a timescale of days to weeks. However, the sarlacc is also an intelligent being. In the process of absorbing and dissolving food, the sarlacc merges its own circulatory and nervous systems with those of its prey. If it happens to eat another intelligent being, it quickly figures this out, and it will intentionally keep it alive for company by sending nutrients to the prey rather than absorbing it. It will have psychic conversations with the captive being for years on end, gradually dissolving bits of it when other food is scarce, but keeping its brain alive for as long as possible -- or at least until another intelligent being falls in and catches the sarlacc's attention. Go look this poo poo up, Luke. It's in the Encyclopedia Galactica
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Okay but if Luke and Luuke were eaten by a sarlacc at the same time, which brain would it prioritize preserving?
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Scholtz posted:Okay but if Luke and Luuke were eaten by a sarlacc at the same time, which brain would it prioritize preserving? It would eat both of them quickly and keep the most interesting Luuuke around the longest.
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May 11, 2022 06:55
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That sounds like a bunch of bullshit Jabba made up because he was trying to one-up having a big murder pit.
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Scholtz posted:Okay but if Luke and Luuke were eaten by a sarlacc at the same time, which brain would it prioritize preserving? same question but Luke and Bigger Luke, I'll take my answer off the air
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You aren't supposed to break spaghetti even in a small pot. You just kinda fan it out when you're putting it into boiling water and in a few seconds the bottom parts will become pliable enough that you can push the rest down into the water as well. Might take a couple passes but it'll always work
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or ya can just break it
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Pinatas are the only valid example there. Cracking a glow stick is not really "breaking" it, "karate boards" are just regular thin softwood boards that could be used for any purpose, and no you should not break pasta in half regardless of the size of pot -- just let it stick out the top at first.
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You can just break the spaghetti too, though. It tastes the same broken.
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I powderize my spaghetti in a food processor, just like they do in Italy when the tourists aren't watching.
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The council of spaghetti has deemed your spaghetti related acitivites HERESY and now you must spend the rest of your years in spaghetti jail
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Collapsing Farts posted:The council of spaghetti has deemed your spaghetti related acitivites HERESY and now you must spend the rest of your years in spaghetti jail Wouldn't work, they'll just break out.
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Spaghetti sucks anyways, get you a pasta that you can eat with a spoon
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sick of Applebees posted:Spaghetti sucks anyways, get you a pasta that you can eat with a spoon
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LPT: You can make this derail a funny meme by reading all the posts in an increasingly irate Italian accent.
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