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Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

T.C. posted:

I just went looking because I figured that some industry person must have done a look at Jon Bois' work in data visualization and as far as I can tell nobody has.

It's a shame. He's got a real thing for telling stories with data, but then part of his charm is his janky but intricate style that if you take a screenshot of it looks like a bad PowerPoint slide. (No I'm not crying about this weird 3d bar graph overlayed on Google earth)

He uses the stupidest charts sometimes, and godawful formats, but they end up being narratively good for the story.

He's like the data viz equivalent of the guy who figured out music in his garage by himself.

There's one guy, Bobbybroccoli, who does a great job adapting Bois' graphs to tell stories about science, engineering, academia, and where it all intersects with politics. He's currently in a trilogy of video essays on the now-abandoned supercollider they were building in Waxahachie or thereabouts, and did a trilogy on that one guy who faked all his research on like organic transistors or something like that.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I'm Hobbes' expression.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Don't mock my smock"?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Brawnfire posted:

"Don't mock my smock"?

Yes?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Please say "present."

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

I was looking to compare cooking oils and uh



https://twitter.com/MaxKashevsky/status/1524013330725232642

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
PYF awful/funny graphs and charts: towering elevation of unsaturated blubber

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


"towering elevation of unsaturated blubber" would be a great user name but it's way too long.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ultrafilter posted:

"towering elevation of unsaturated blubber" would be a great user name but it's way too long.

How about 'my dick', it's basically the same thing but much shorter.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

PYF awful/funny graphs and charts: towering elevation of unsaturated blubber
Eh, I'm not that tall.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Platystemon posted:

PYF awful/funny graphs and charts: towering elevation of unsaturated blubber

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Platystemon posted:

PYF awful/funny graph, charts, and username ideas: towering elevation of unsaturated blubber

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Outrail posted:

but much shorter.

That's what I heard too.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


I discovered this when trying to google something political and getting very, VERY confusing feedback from the first couple articles I saw.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Brawnfire posted:

I discovered this when trying to google something political and getting very, VERY confusing feedback from the first couple articles I saw.

A generation of this and we'll all be talking in Markov chain synonym slangs, spending hours trying to understand that you were asking for a carton of soylent while I was relentlessly offering you an Easter Bunny postcard.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

There's a site that does this with sports content. It stole one of my articles and replaced every instance of the football position "wide receiver" with the completely nonsensical "broad receiver"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012



(as a college professor, this would indicate to me that the work was probably copied from somewhere else and they had run it through a system just like the ones used for the articles above)

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Brawnfire posted:

I discovered this when trying to google something political and getting very, VERY confusing feedback from the first couple articles I saw.

https://www.qudach.co.in/supermassive-black-hole-caught-flipping-its-entire-magnetic-field-620476.html

quote:

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/andrewbloch/status/1056122872631046145

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Spoeank posted:

There's a site that does this with sports content. It stole one of my articles and replaced every instance of the football position "wide receiver" with the completely nonsensical "broad receiver"

Maybe you were talking about Kelvin Benjamin and just forgot

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Now I have to print business cards juat so I can put "Abstraction enthusiast" on them

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1524588619603886080?t=pFdPGJoDoneIi6CY_MpEIA&s=19

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

lol

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Sagebrush posted:

(as a college professor, this would indicate to me that the work was probably copied from somewhere else and they had run it through a system just like the ones used for the articles above)

As an aside, I recall a search/replace incident in some 90s D&D manual... where "wizard" was swapped in for "mage" resulting in "dawizard" instead of "damage". And yeah, that was printed and shipped.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Groke posted:

As an aside, I recall a search/replace incident in some 90s D&D manual... where "wizard" was swapped in for "mage" resulting in "dawizard" instead of "damage". And yeah, that was printed and shipped.

I remember a music forum with a naughty language filter that turned "bluegrass" into "bluegrbutt."

vvv Dark Souls 2 had a word filter on names that censored "knight" into "k***ht." It was like that Photoshop thread where people turn innocuous pictures dirty by adding blur.

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 13:15 on May 12, 2022

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
A friend once ran afoul of a web filter over the word “keister”.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Other clbuttic mistakes include "cdesign proponentsists", the botched find/replace that killed intelligent design.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
buttbuttin is a fav of mine

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
dwigt

my favorite joke in all of The Office

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

My classic censor filter example is from Gunbound, where one of the guys I used to play with had the nick Spicule (from a Star Ocean boss) and we couldn't say his name because the censor filter included "spic". Which is technically fair, but you'd think it would have stopped him from actually registering with that name too.

But the real punchline is that we found that the very same censor filter did, at the time, not ban the c-word, so that of course became the go-to curse word. Eventually it was added though.

Lately I've also noticed the somewhat overzealous filter in Mega Man X Dive, which has the added bonus of that it doesn't just *** out the perceived cuss, or block the message altogether. Instead it ***'s out the cuss, and removes all spaces, and makes every letter lowercase. I managed to hit the filter with "okay idk" because it apparently triggered on "yid".

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

My favorite has always been when Reuters had a policy of replacing "the Queen" with the more formal "Queen Elizabeth". And so in an article about honeybees, it reported that Queen Elizabeth lays up to 2000 eggs per day.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Powered Descent posted:

My favorite has always been when Reuters had a policy of replacing "the Queen" with the more formal "Queen Elizabeth". And so in an article about honeybees, it reported that Queen Elizabeth lays up to 2000 eggs per day.

Finally, truth in journalism.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Spoeank posted:

There's a site that does this with sports content. It stole one of my articles and replaced every instance of the football position "wide receiver" with the completely nonsensical "broad receiver"

link plz

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
If anyone's in tech, this is a good resource to help avoid some of the worst problems:
https://github.com/minimaxir/big-list-of-naughty-strings

My favorite is "Craig Cockburn, Software Specialist"
Poor Craig got a lot of grief from automated filters because his emails contained both "Cock" and "Cialis"

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

JPrime posted:

link plz

You're asking them to dox themselves.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Blue Footed Booby posted:

You're asking them to dox themselves.

JPrime and I are mutuals on twitter and I have no qualms with people knowing my real name because I do my real business on the internet. Unfortunately, I can't find the article anymore. They probably nuked the site.

Trying to find it again, Twitter reminded me they also called the "fifth round" (referring to the fifth round of fantasy football drafts) as the "fifth spherical"

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Spoeank posted:

There's a site that does this with sports content. It stole one of my articles and replaced every instance of the football position "wide receiver" with the completely nonsensical "broad receiver"

Porn sites do this to mask content that they steal from other sites/to massage search results which is why you occasionally get weird-rear end titles like "Zaftig slattern asphyxiates on rooster and imbibes sailors" .

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

EPSN respecting Doncic's native locale comma separator:
https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1524967111155716096

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I remember some game where I couldn't ask another player to heal me, because the word filter blocked "heil".

Word filters, whether implemented by Chinese state actors or Anglo monoglots, are loving stupid. It's incredible to me that Anglos must have everything censored, usually in lieu of having any moderation whatsoever. Holocaust denial is fine, but how dare you say a bad word…

I'm not a fan, is what I'm trying to say.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

If anyone's in tech, this is a good resource to help avoid some of the worst problems:
https://github.com/minimaxir/big-list-of-naughty-strings

My favorite is "Craig Cockburn, Software Specialist"
Poor Craig got a lot of grief from automated filters because his emails contained both "Cock" and "Cialis"

In the moderation discussion circles I follow this is often referred to as the “Scunthorpe problem”.

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