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The Anime Liker posted:I powderize my spaghetti in a food processor, just like they do in Italy when the tourists aren't watching. And if you smoosh the brown part of the sgetty between a layer of the white part of sgetty, you get lasagne. Really, all Italian food is just mucking about with the two basic ingredients of Brown and White.
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spaghetti isn't real, geniuses! it doesn't exist! you're being played!
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May 11, 2022 09:14
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tagliatelle, fettuccine, pappardelle names dreamed up by the utterly deranged
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May 11, 2022 10:38
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If you don't break the noodles they won't cook evenly. You'll have one side be mush by the time the other side is cooked you doooooolllllllts!!!
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May 11, 2022 11:06
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Tree Bucket posted:tagliatelle, fettuccine, pappardelle italians have played us for fools
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May 11, 2022 11:26
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I hate to do it, but I'm calling the police.
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May 11, 2022 11:36
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gently caress off
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May 11, 2022 11:52
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That’s not Terry that’s Granos
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Collapsing Farts posted:The council of spaghetti has deemed your spaghetti related acitivites HERESY and now you must spend the rest of your years in spaghetti jail Elba island?
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May 11, 2022 12:24
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Well this ain't gonna go well
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May 11, 2022 12:26
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I'm sure Terry is working hard to kick his gourmet cookie delivery habit.
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May 11, 2022 12:28
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Sharks are cool as hell but this one is needy is hell. All he does is ask and ask and ask. What's he ever done for me
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May 11, 2022 12:29
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Sagebrush posted:Pinatas are the only valid example there. Cracking a glow stick is not really "breaking" it, "karate boards" are just regular thin softwood boards that could be used for any purpose, and no you should not break pasta in half regardless of the size of pot -- just let it stick out the top at first. "BREAK IN CASE OF FIRE" emergency fire suppression cases Seals in packaging Rupert drops
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May 11, 2022 12:33
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90s Cringe Rock posted:I'm sure Terry is working hard to kick his gourmet cookie delivery habit. I heard he has links to SA mods.
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CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:If you don't break the noodles they won't cook evenly. You'll have one side be mush by the time the other side is cooked you doooooolllllllts!!! Absolutely deranged post
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May 11, 2022 13:09
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selachid stalker
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May 11, 2022 13:11
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do as you will. pasta is freedom.
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May 11, 2022 13:12
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I snap each spaghetti into exactly two pieces
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Sagebrush posted:The sarlacc has a unique digestive system. It doesn't have a stomach per se; rather, the sarlacc's prey sticks to its intestinal walls and is gradually absorbed and dissolved in place, kind of like a pitcher plant. Simple animals like banthas and dewbacks are digested in this manner over a timescale of days to weeks. 
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I have some, Terry! It's right over here, come a little closer
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May 11, 2022 14:17
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hey guys bought you some ice. now does anyone have any top-shelf liqour. fuckin' scalper shark.
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May 11, 2022 14:25
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hey, this rice is soaked in saltwater!!
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Terry really phoning it in now huh?
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May 11, 2022 14:48
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Next week Terry is going to give you back your PS4 that "went missing" at the beginning of the pandemic.
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May 11, 2022 14:53
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Terry u piece of poo poo
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May 11, 2022 14:54
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I loving knew he would violate the restraining order.
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eat spaghetti raw you cowards
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LifeSunDeath posted:I loving knew he would violate the restraining order. Terry, your fin bracelet is beeping, are you sure you should be here?
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May 11, 2022 15:07
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Terry has been hit pretty hard by inflation, but of the personal variety
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May 11, 2022 15:47
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BonHair posted:Terry has been hit pretty hard by inflation, but of the personal variety he lost all his money in crypto scams (he tried to run the scams but also got scammed).
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the zoomers are in the monkey cheese phase I see
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