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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


CommieGIR posted:

Betting it's oil cooler failure, its a common problem on the 2.5 5 cylinder, ironically you can change it, flush out the milkshake, and it'll be fine. Happened to my brothers, they wanted to change the engine, we replaced the cooler, flushed out the engine, and its still running great.

I flushed the milkshake out of our Astro van's 4.3L when it did the inevitable Dexcool + plastic intake gaskets mixer. Was running fine when we traded it in. Probably took a few K miles off of the bearings, but no major destruction.

Deteriorata posted:

It's close. Maybe just a beat off.

I see what you did there.

STR posted:

Nah it showed the Honda logo fading out afterwards - definitely a boot screen mod. Might even be like Ford Sync where it shows the Ford logo when you open the door, even without starting the car - my work van would fade in the Ford logo (with a shimmering thing around the edges after it faded to full brightness) for a good 15 seconds after opening the door, without putting the key in. Logo took a couple of seconds to fade in, then the random shimmering around the edges would continue until it timed out OR you started the van.

... has me wondering if I can modify my JVC head unit to show something more than the JVC logo; I know Darchangel modified his Atoto head unit to show the typical Ford Sync startup logo, but I think his HU runs Android. Mine runs ?????? (supports Android Auto), but the firmware is available from JVC. Might see if I can decompile it.

I didn't have to modify it. Atoto includes a whole bunch of auto manufacturer logos as a feature! I have no idea what the thing actually runs.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Someone hid his plate using the clone tool but for a second I thought he had a bunch of trailer electrical hookups for unknowable bro reasons

I thought he had a bunch of dents from failing a trailer hookup multiple times.

Cage posted:



Turns out the exhaust dumping a foot from my window is less than ideal.

Look at it this way - he's removing it.
Also a sensible wheel offset and decent sidewall height, if a tad, let's say: street oriented tread.
The exhaust belongs here, though.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Darchangel posted:


Look at it this way - he's removing it.
Also a sensible wheel offset and decent sidewall height, if a tad, let's say: street oriented tread.
The exhaust belongs here, though.

The headlights too.

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



wesleywillis posted:

The headlights too.

Don't worry, they've got a light bar too to fill in any gaps that they leave at night!

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022


The one the tech is holding is from the same customer, from six months earlier

I assume they're just driving everywhere completely shitfaced at all times, smashing into gutters and ramping over speed bumps

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

fullerene posted:



The one the tech is holding is from the same customer, from six months earlier

I assume they're just driving everywhere completely shitfaced at all times, smashing into gutters and ramping over speed bumps

What the goddamn

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Darchangel posted:

The exhaust belongs here, though.

So does the squat.

wesleywillis posted:

The headlights too.

Ugly as they are, they might actually work better than the stock lights. They were.... not great on the OBS.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Woolwich Bagnet posted:

Don't worry, they've got a light bar too to fill in any gaps that they leave at night!

During the daytime too based on how the brotruck with lightbar drivers around here behave.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Terrible car stuff rant - I'm so sick of the loving craigslist car flippers

Trying to replace my girlfriends Mazda 3 that got totaled out by an uninsured / unlicensed truck with an Agua Prieta, Mexico address (lol legit registered a few steps over the border) almost a month ago.

Two times now we've been on our way to buy another Mazda 3 at a reasonable price and get a text from the seller saying it isn't available anymore. Within a few days the exact same car with better pictures is listed up on the local Craigslist marked up 30-40%. poo poo happened again today and the dude even has the balls to say it is single owner.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Hey if you haven't registered it then youre not the owner :v:

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Brb, buying a jetpack to fly to outerspace and suffocate myself

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


fullerene posted:



The one the tech is holding is from the same customer, from six months earlier

I assume they're just driving everywhere completely shitfaced at all times, smashing into gutters and ramping over speed bumps

Bonus for driving on the first one for a while, looks like.

wesleywillis posted:

The headlights too.

STR posted:

Ugly as they are, they might actually work better than the stock lights. They were.... not great on the OBS.

What I was going to say. Those don't look like the worst.



BlackMK4 posted:

Terrible car stuff rant - I'm so sick of the loving craigslist car flippers

Trying to replace my girlfriends Mazda 3 that got totaled out by an uninsured / unlicensed truck with an Agua Prieta, Mexico address (lol legit registered a few steps over the border) almost a month ago.

Two times now we've been on our way to buy another Mazda 3 at a reasonable price and get a text from the seller saying it isn't available anymore. Within a few days the exact same car with better pictures is listed up on the local Craigslist marked up 30-40%. poo poo happened again today and the dude even has the balls to say it is single owner.

Even worse: this is what's happening in the housing market, too.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Darchangel posted:

Even worse: this is what's happening in the housing market, too.
Yeah, it is pretty terrible in my area (Phoenix). You can go look at Zillow/RedFin and see houses that were $350k two years ago being listed at $750k in the last couple of months and selling. You can then go on the local tax assessor website and see that a lot of them are owned by the same companies.

I feel like it is some greater fool bullshit.

Also, I called this dude and he told me HE bought it from a flipper too. I gave him a number that was about $500 in profit and said if it came down to it he has my number. I hate being squeezed, but we also need another car.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Does something that is no longer a Tesla qualify?

(Disclaimer: German audio that you really don't need to understand)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXRBnwIN3Ug

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

STR posted:

So does the squat.
I didn't think there was any, maybe it's just a weird angle?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Does something that is no longer a Tesla qualify?

(Disclaimer: German audio that you really don't need to understand)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXRBnwIN3Ug

How do they steer. They seem to have glossed over that bit...

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Darchangel posted:

How do they steer. They seem to have glossed over that bit...

Don't Teslas have independent wheel motors?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Large Testicles posted:

Don't Teslas have independent wheel motors?

No, one motor per axle on 3s and Ys.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

MrYenko posted:

No, one motor per axle on 3s and Ys.

Lol then yeah, I have no loving clue how that's supposed to steer.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

They still have to have a diff right? So they just brake steer it.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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LloydDobler posted:

They still have to have a diff right? So they just brake steer it.

that would only work if the front and rear are talking to each other still, there's probably not 50/50 braking or left/right unless it something they didn't show

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Does something that is no longer a Tesla qualify?

(Disclaimer: German audio that you really don't need to understand)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXRBnwIN3Ug

We havent had a right thread /wrong thread game in a while.

First to 10, you know the stakes and the drill :)

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Right thread

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Right thread because they just bolted poo poo on without discussing HOW it will actually be controlled.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Right thread. This is all instagram sparks and dramatic posing.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Germans. Right thread.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Humphreys posted:

Right thread because they just bolted poo poo on without discussing HOW it will actually be controlled.

To be fair, the video where they actually drive it isn't out yet. We'll see if they actually show something or if its only gonna be short shots of driving 3 meters straight forward with quick cuts to hide it.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Tesla involved - right thread.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
strong “daddy Elon look what we did!” energy

Right thread.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Tesla involved - right thread.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

buttcrackmenace posted:

strong “daddy Elon look what we did!” energy

Right thread.

:hai:

Building a tracked vehicle and then only showing it driving dead straight for less than a car length on a dead flat hard surface is the biggest cocktease.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Right thread

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Tesla involved - right thread.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Right thread, if nothing else for the reason I pointed out.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
Here's some terrible car stuff: having to get your car towed :(



The cause? Seized AC compressor :argh:

It was already on my list of components to be replaced since this boomermobile never got converted from R-12 by the previous owner. Just another normal part of owning an old GM car I guess :shrug:

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/gFzKsIB.mp4

El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


wtf

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

jfc :psypop:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



At least a torque wrench eventually showed u—WAIT NO WHAT

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Smart, take off one lug at a time to remove the broken pieces of hubcap then put it back, no problem :unsmigghh:

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MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I don't think I realized that those plastic wheel covers were held on via the lugnuts. Is that common? The wheel covers/hub caps on my first beater car used some kind of spring or clips.

MetaJew fucked around with this message at 21:43 on May 16, 2022

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