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There Bias Two posted:"Your funds are safe." is an incredibly ominous error message. If it wasn’t safe they couldn’t post that messsge, it’s the law
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Your team is playing against the rich kids team from across the lake. The rich kids own the field, the equipment, the buses, and are eyeing your girls. You got nothing, you're dead broke, but the rich kids say hey, you want to play a little better? You juice? You slurp? Well pretty soon, the rich kids team shut your team out, and leaves with your girls, and your busses, and closes the field permanently, and you still have 2 more slurps on your juice but it's worthless, and tastes like poo poo. That's crypto-football.
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May 12, 2022 18:25
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There Bias Two posted:"Your funds are safe." is an incredibly ominous error message. My "Your funds are safe" warning pop-up is raising questions already answered by the warning pop-up.
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May 12, 2022 18:26
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A friend linked me to a really good article (imo) on what the ever living gently caress terra/luna actually is, good read for anyone who has no loving clue what is going on other than lmaos. As usual with crypto stuff, it's stupider than you could have imagined. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-05-11/terra-flops quote:An “algorithmic stablecoin” sounds complicated, and there are a lot of people with incentives to pretend that it is complicated, but it is not. Here is how an algorithmic stablecoin works 1 : The author goes on to explain how arbitrage can quickly drive this system to 0, as seems to have happened, anyway I thought it was a good read if you want to take a break from your rapid fire lmaos for a more prolonged and thoughtful lmao.
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repiv posted:that guy decided to double down and buy even more luna at $0.50, which is now worth $0.01, or i guess $0.00 since the chain is offline and can't process any trades https://twitter.com/itsloganshippy/status/1524695526981185536
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May 12, 2022 18:27
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"i make way more money outside crypto" I say as I feverishly tweet about how much money I'm losing in crypto
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May 12, 2022 18:29
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alnilam posted:A friend linked me to a really good article (imo) on what the ever living gently caress terra/luna actually is, good read for anyone who has no loving clue what is going on other than lmaos. yeah Matt Levine writes really well, that's a good explainer
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/itsloganshippy/status/1524692492817473537 Goddamn, he's like the poster boy for "can't learn, will never learn, aggressively refuses to learn."
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/itsloganshippy/status/1524692492817473537 working at Taco Bell can get you more money than he made in crypto
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May 12, 2022 18:31
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Well he loving better, because he's just losing it in crypto
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May 12, 2022 18:32
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coinerz bragging about their code monkey/computer janitor job money is pretty good reason we should tax them 99999999%
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May 12, 2022 18:32
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alnilam posted:These things reinforce each other: The more fees you collect and distribute to Luna holders, the more big and viable your ecosystem looks, so the more highly people value it, so the more Luna they buy, so the more activity you have, so the more fees you collect, etc. I can't believe he won't just say it's a ponzi scam. Cause that's exactly what it is.
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PhazonLink posted:I like how mainstream news has not reported any butt news because its not real money. we, the Faction Five, abused a FOREX mechanic so badly and created so much wealth in such a short time that even the economist that CCP hired to make sure the ingame economy didn't die was impressed. these morons are spinning up entire currencies on the fly with absolutely zero thought on how a bad actor might go after it and lol, lmao.
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not as much money as you would have had if you hadn't been a complete dipshit lol
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May 12, 2022 18:33
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Lol cnn is reporting that the Fed - the capital F one - is “concerned” by the Tether fiasco and is looking into risks and exposure. Yelled actually discussed Tether while testifying in front of a senate committee. loving  if this poo poo is what finally makes regulators wake up and an even bigger  if that finally fucks up bitcoin.
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May 12, 2022 18:34
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I love how all crypto bros have a rich network of friends with 6 figures to invest and have an endless need for the bro’s advice
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Proud Christian Mom posted:we, the Faction Five, abused a FOREX mechanic so badly and created so much wealth in such a short time that even the economist that CCP hired to make sure the ingame economy didn't die was impressed. these morons are spinning up entire currencies on the fly with absolutely zero thought on how a bad actor might go after it and lol, lmao. this is the funny thing, most of these coins are spun up by a bad actor, who intends to cut and run from the very beginning. the hacks are usually perpetrated by them, sometimes through 3rd parties to offload some of the blame, but they're always the people that stand to gain by running away with all the funds. the only thing that crypto does is help hide their identity long enough to pool the cash and get away. it's so ridiculous that any individual would put actual money into this.
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Winner of the rare and coveted -100.0% award
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/itsloganshippy/status/1524692492817473537 This dude also said his wife was "good at making babies but bad at investing" Edit: https://twitter.com/itsloganshippy/status/1504983994575855619 HappyHippo fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 12, 2022 |
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May 12, 2022 18:40
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Don't worry guys, I'm selling Slurp Juices that are effectively a Bitcoin DOUBLER! I swear it will make you rich, with 1000% return. And no I will not be providing you with any documentation about this, because it's THE COMMUNITY'S responsibility to stay informed about my sca...products.
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This is a really dumb question but I assume in order to buy Luna someone needs to be selling it, right? Im surprised so many are willing to let go of $0.016 instead of just holding it at this point.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:we, the Faction Five, abused a FOREX mechanic so badly and created so much wealth in such a short time that even the economist that CCP hired to make sure the ingame economy didn't die was impressed. these morons are spinning up entire currencies on the fly with absolutely zero thought on how a bad actor might go after it and lol, lmao. lol video games.
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HappyHippo posted:This dude also said his wife was "good at making babies but bad at investing" I'd say he's better at making babies than investing too considering it's not like you can make negative babies
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Proud Christian Mom posted:we, the Faction Five, abused a FOREX mechanic so badly and created so much wealth in such a short time that even the economist that CCP hired to make sure the ingame economy didn't die was impressed. these morons are spinning up entire currencies on the fly with absolutely zero thought on how a bad actor might go after it and lol, lmao. Everything about having played Eve makes crypto about 10x more hilarious. It's like, you see everything from the Faction Forex to officer loot / margin trading scams right down to "double your isk" spam and it all works irl. pro starcraft loser posted:This is a really dumb question but I assume in order to buy Luna someone needs to be selling it, right? Look at it the other way around: in order to sell Luna someone has to be buying. Even if it's just a couple people selling, they're getting no takers until they get to fractions of a cent.
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alnilam posted:A friend linked me to a really good article (imo) on what the ever living gently caress terra/luna actually is, good read for anyone who has no loving clue what is going on other than lmaos. That's a really good read, adding my thanks.
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Klyith posted:Look at it the other way around: in order to sell Luna someone has to be buying. bold to assume there aren't crypto people "buying the dip" on luna just up thread the baby factory guy admitted to buying LUNA at $0.50 (down from $80) expecting it to bounce back up rather than further collapse to a penny repiv fucked around with this message at 19:08 on May 12, 2022 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:"i make way more money outside crypto" I say as I feverishly tweet about how much money I'm losing in crypto I mean, considering he's actively losing money, if he's at net zero outside of crypto it's still mathematically way more than the negative amount he makes in crypto.
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Has Elon's feed been filled by bros asking to be bailed out yet?
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nachos posted:I love how all crypto bros have a rich network of friends with 6 figures to invest and have an endless need for the bro’s advice It must be a rule that all these morons add 3 extra zeros to any $ amounts in their tweets
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Extra Large Marge posted:Buy low, sell lower Why go to the moon when you can go straight to hell.
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pro starcraft loser posted:This is a really dumb question but I assume in order to buy Luna someone needs to be selling it, right? Doesn't Terra have/had some reserves of Bitcoin they could use to prop up the crypto? Maybe people are pricing in that?
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alnilam posted:A friend linked me to a really good article (imo) on what the ever living gently caress terra/luna actually is, good read for anyone who has no loving clue what is going on other than lmaos. The cool thing about this system is that it generates nothing of value and costs energy to run. Hopefully this implosion will be large enough that my bro in the next cubical who has been told to write a 'blockchain strategy' won't have to do it anymore.
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CommieGIR posted:Why go to the moon when you can go straight to hell.
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CommieGIR posted:Why go to the moon when you can go straight to hell. maybe reality is poorly coded and the negative overflow will dump them on the positive side of inf/nan.
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You gotta know when to hold 'em And keep on holdin' em Fours will be worth millions some day These idiots will regret trading their cards in Why don't I have any more chips
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Did they call that coin terra because its crashing to the center of the earth?
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