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butterfly labs answers the question of "why would you sell the money printing machine" with the wholly obvious answer of "only after we've fully used up the ink in the printer first before shipping"
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:40 |
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infernal machines posted:
lmfao i completely forgot about cosbycoin
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:03 |
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infernal machines posted:excellent username/post combo
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:04 |
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it's a real shame yospos' patron saint turned out to be a rapist
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:04 |
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infernal machines posted:i've tried to explain that i've been watching this poo poo for over a decade, to people who are just now "getting into crypto", and that the reason i don't have any is because of what i've seen. lol same. and one of the follow up question i get is "but if you did buy in you'd be a billionaire right now!" and it's like, i'm not stupid enough to think i'm the one in a thousand who'd have kept their coins up to now. more likely than not i'd have lost the wallet's password, or had it stolen from me, or i'd have sold them for $10,000 of un-activated amazon gift cards, or i'd have been shanked in a parking lot at night trying to exchange them for cold hard cash through localbitcoins or whatever that was called, or the exchange where i stored my coins would have been "hacked", or i'd have had my identity stolen when some shady exchange asked me for my driver's license + passport + bone marrow sample and then lost all my coins on that exchange, or my bank would have closed all my accounts and have me blacklisted from the global financial system for having anything to do with crypto before regulated exchanges appeared, or...
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:05 |
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infernal machines posted:it's a real shame yospos' patron saint turned out to be a rapist Enough about rms
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:06 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:lol same. and one of the follow up question i get is "but if you did buy in you'd be a billionaire right now!" and it's like, i'm not stupid enough to think i'm the one in a thousand who'd have kept their coins up to now. more likely than not i'd have lost the wallet's password, or had it stolen from me, or i'd have sold them for $10,000 of un-activated amazon gift cards, or i'd have been shanked in a parking lot at night trying to exchange them for cold hard cash through localbitcoins or whatever that was called, or the exchange where i stored my coins would have been "hacked", or i'd have had my identity stolen when some shady exchange asked me for my driver's license + passport + bone marrow sample and then lost all my coins on that exchange, or my bank would have closed all my accounts and have me blacklisted from the global financial system for having anything to do with crypto before regulated exchanges appeared, or... yes, exactly. and inevitably they've never considered actually trying to get real money out. it's so incredibly absurd they usually think i'm just making poo poo up
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:07 |
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Beeftweeter posted:lmfao i completely forgot about cosbycoin
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:25 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:lol same. and one of the follow up question i get is "but if you did buy in you'd be a billionaire right now!" and it's like, i'm not stupid enough to think i'm the one in a thousand who'd have kept their coins up to now. more likely than not i'd have lost the wallet's password, or had it stolen from me, or i'd have sold them for $10,000 of un-activated amazon gift cards, or i'd have been shanked in a parking lot at night trying to exchange them for cold hard cash through localbitcoins or whatever that was called, or the exchange where i stored my coins would have been "hacked", or i'd have had my identity stolen when some shady exchange asked me for my driver's license + passport + bone marrow sample and then lost all my coins on that exchange, or my bank would have closed all my accounts and have me blacklisted from the global financial system for having anything to do with crypto before regulated exchanges appeared, or... yeah, this. i mean seriously they really, really don't get it and think it's got to be an exaggeration but its all true. i guess cosby turning out to be a creepy rapist is weirdly appropriate considering he was lurking in the forum shadows, waiting, multiplying by force
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:29 |
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oh my god i just realized we've been laughing about butts here for over a goddamn decade
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:31 |
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turns out time only makes fools of some of us
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:46 |
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i'm now curious to see when my first post in a butts thread was. poo poo, it might actually have been an actual honest to god decade ago
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:47 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i'm now curious to see when my first post in a butts thread was. poo poo, it might actually have been an actual honest to god decade ago mine was def in the first incarnation, gently caress I've been here nearly 2 decades and I'm only mostly crack ping'd from the ordeal
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:48 |
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i do remember definitely knowing about butts when i was at an employer i left at the end of 2014, so it's at least 7 years
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:50 |
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the worst part is how would you even explain Cosbycoin javascript poisoning to a normal person in less than ten loving minutes without sounding like a lunatic
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:51 |
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So should I buy some Luna? Is Terra attached to one of those exchanges that will just wave their hands and do a billion wash trades and have the price right back up in 3 months?
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:51 |
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Shumagorath posted:the worst part is how would you even explain Cosbycoin javascript poisoning to a normal person in less than ten loving minutes without sounding like a lunatic I couldn't even explain paying $10 to post on these forums without sounding like a lunatic.
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:52 |
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Shumagorath posted:the worst part is how would you even explain Cosbycoin javascript poisoning to a normal person in less than ten loving minutes without sounding like a lunatic this is actually the best part, see also: yahoo answers e: Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 02:05 on May 13, 2022 |
# ? May 13, 2022 01:53 |
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PostNouveau posted:So should I buy some Luna? Is Terra attached to one of those exchanges that will just wave their hands and do a billion wash trades and have the price right back up in 3 months? well, people were buying MtGOX bitcoins for pennies on the dollar in the hope that they would eventually be recovered. I mean, none of them got a dime, but maybe you'll buck the trend.
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:54 |
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is there a metacoin yet that is pegged to the total crypto market cap
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:57 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:well, people were buying MtGOX bitcoins for pennies on the dollar in the hope that they would eventually be recovered.
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:57 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:I couldn't even explain paying $10 to post on these forums without sounding like a lunatic.
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# ? May 13, 2022 01:59 |
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our company looked into bitcoin in 2009 as an alternative to easily-robbed money transports in central africa, one look and we were like lol no, can't scale, slow, high fees, need to keep a massive local blockchain db (thinking of a native mobile coin client)
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:00 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:I couldn't even explain paying $10 to post on these forums without sounding like a lunatic. lol
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:01 |
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Shumagorath posted:the worst part is how would you even explain Cosbycoin javascript poisoning to a normal person in less than ten loving minutes without sounding like a lunatic just show them this helpful video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55oVgGJx_q4
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:02 |
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https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1524896501885030417
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:06 |
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Boxturret posted:just show them this helpful video
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:07 |
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i'm pretty sure william fitchtner is contractually obligated to appear in everything made from the mid 90s to the late 2000s
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:12 |
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OK I'mma go buy like 12,000 Luna
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:14 |
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PostNouveau posted:OK I'mma go buy like 12,000 Luna do it. mods?
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:14 |
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Oh wait, I'd have to give some shitbag crypto people my social security and drivers license and last colonoscopy results to buy crypto
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:14 |
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PostNouveau posted:Oh wait, I'd have to give some shitbag crypto people my social security and drivers license and last colonoscopy results to buy crypto do it you pussy
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:16 |
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PostNouveau posted:OK I'mma go buy like 12,000 Luna there are worse ways to throw away 50 cents
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:16 |
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PostNouveau posted:OK I'mma go buy like 12,000 Luna That's like $8 worth, right?
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:17 |
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Beeftweeter posted:do it you pussy I think I uninstalled the Robinhood app
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:17 |
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several billion Luna are being printed per second because of their busted-rear end algorithm https://twitter.com/DoombergT/status/1524918409716170779
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:18 |
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infernal machines posted:
god drat its been that long ty yospos for making fun of it as hard as you have for as long as you have, you were the one place that poo poo on crypto longer than anyone and it saved me from feeling bad about not putting a penny in this poo poo
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:21 |
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PostNouveau posted:I think I uninstalled the Robinhood app https://robinhood.com/login don't forget to do it.
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:22 |
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Booyah- posted:several billion Luna are being printed per second because of their busted-rear end algorithm luna printer go beepboop
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:22 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:40 |
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total supply is over 2 trillion in the <30 mins since that tweet https://fcd.terra.dev/v1/circulatingsupply/luna
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