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Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

She honestly sounds like she isn't fully capable of understanding the gravity of the situation.

Space Robot fucked around with this message at 02:43 on May 13, 2022

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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
I still have some hard time believing the mom had 19 loving kids and none of the older daughters had pregnancies that were swept up and under the rug and Michelle kept the cover going, because is it more believable that a woman had 19 loving kids or that she had several kids, and her teenage and adult daughters were molested/raped and everything covered the gently caress up?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I think we are all hoping thats not the case, but kinda suspect it is, if not in the duggars immediate family, there aree plenty of weirdo's fully into the victim blaming "men can do no wrong" mentality.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
The party of family values

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Space Robot posted:

She honestly sounds like she isn't fully capable of understanding the gravity of the situation.

Makes sense. She married young and since then all hard decisions are the responsibility of her husband, and she likes it that way. She wasn't raised in a quiver full home to be like this, she was a normal (for utah) young woman who thought Jim Bob should have total control over her life and her body and god would make sure everything turned out okay. That is odd, even for religious people.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Yvershek posted:

Still laughing at the network executives who signed up a family like this. Of course there would be never ending scandals that get worse and worse.

Half the country laughed at it like a freak show and the other half said, “Hey, that’s us!”

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Detective No. 27 posted:



Look at that subtle half faded print quality. The tasteful run on sentences. Oh, my God. The signature even has a heart.
lol

Space Robot posted:

She honestly sounds like she isn't fully capable of understanding the gravity of the situation.
They only let her out to eat.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Space Robot posted:

She honestly sounds like she isn't capable of understanding gravity.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Anna Duggar letter is real bad


Buce
Dec 23, 2005

oh god, a reagan quote

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Can someone familiar with law stuff explain why duggs wanted to postpone his sentencing for two months to push it to the end of May? Was it to let the media hysteria die down around his case in hopes that the judge could go for a lenient sentence without pissing everyone off?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


bobjr posted:

There was an article about her once that was basically "She was a normal girl who liked to have fun and wear pants, then she met Jim Bob", like it was a horror story.

it is, hth

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

More letters

quote:

David Waller is the Senior Pastor of Fairpark Baptist Church and Duggar’s brother-in-law. On March 10, he wrote about the same “struggling and needy widow,” specifically detailing monthly payments of $2,000 that Duggar had allegedly been making “for the past number of years.”
“I have personally observed Joshua Duggar being a man of integrity and take considerable loss after selling a vehicle to a friend of mine at his cost,” the pastor added. “He lives his life knowing that he will give an account someday to God for the choices and decisions he makes.”

Anna Duggar’s father, Michael E. Keller, penned a handwritten letter to Judge Brooks on March 1. After explaining his background as a Florida prison volunteer, he calls Duggar “very gentle, kind, and polite to everyone.”
“Please be merciful to this young man that has a wife and seven children that love him and need him,” Keller added.

LaCount Reber is a close family friend with whom Duggar lived during his pretrial conditional release. He explains that the defendant “displayed a great amount of patience and kindness as he interacted with his wife and children,” exhibiting “a great deal of care and consideration.”
“It was interesting to see that Joshua always seemed to have a good attitude,” Reber wrote, “throughout the discouraging circumstances that he was facing.”

A letter from neighbor Timothy Burress addresses Duggar’s celebrity in-depth, noting that Burress was not a viewer of the reality show that made the Duggar family famous, but that he was later a witness to its effects. He details a theme park outing his family made with the Duggars, stating that the family was approached “hundreds of times by onlookers.”
“Josh didn’t choose this life for his family,” Burress wrote. “And he certainly didn’t anticipate these long-reaching consequences of notoriety.”
The letter concludes by asking the judge to “look at the entire character of this man,” and to “consider the fact that he has had nowhere to hide, and will continue to have no privacy in the future.”

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

funeral home DJ posted:

Can someone familiar with law stuff explain why duggs wanted to postpone his sentencing for two months to push it to the end of May? Was it to let the media hysteria die down around his case in hopes that the judge could go for a lenient sentence without pissing everyone off?

Probably delaying being sent to prison, jail is Arkansas is probably better for him than federal prison.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Dear Judge,
Josh sold a car cheaper than the sticker price, so who can really say if his mad lust for baby rape is all that bad?

Thank you for taking these thoughts into consideration.

- An Imbecile

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Your honor,

This poor guy is just a big old teddy bear. And you would not believe how many kids he has. It’s just wall to wall kids. And when he’s not with his own sweet children, he’s volunteering with other kids! This upstanding, god fearing soul just can’t stop helping children. Anyway, if you could go ahead and let him out before summer camps get started, that would make his christian heart swell. Like ol’ Reagan always said, “christians aren’t capable of committing crimes.” In conclusion, please think of the children.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Your Honor,

Josh Duggar is a fine, outstanding member of society. He, as you already know, loves children.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Defense is asking for 5 years

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Not going to do this.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Defense is asking for 5 years

yeah, that’s what got him into this mess

e: I made myself sad. I think I’ll stop now.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Dear Judge,
Think of all the babies Josh didn't rape.


Xoxo, kitt

Jimichia Ezekiel Duggar

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!

Buce posted:

yeah, that’s what got him into this mess

e: I made myself sad. I think I’ll stop now.

:laffo:

edit: oh right on cue I feel crappy too. :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Buce posted:

yeah, that’s what got him into this mess

:drat:

quote:

e: I made myself sad. I think I’ll stop now.

:same:

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Dear Judge Man,

How dare you give my son a long sentence.
Everyone knows he’s the best with kids.
Leaving for prison is the worst thing.
Please reconsider.

My favorite president, Ronald Reagan often said
Everyone deserves a second chance.

Detective No. 27 fucked around with this message at 06:12 on May 13, 2022

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
dear judge,
josh will be surrounded by dozens and dozens of armed people who will defend and support him and whatever he does with all the faith of god.
whatever
he
does.
please consider this when thinking of how innocent or harmless baby boy is and will be at large in the community and in his "no shack" where no adults are allowed
Jimichia Ezekiel Duggar

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
For me it's that neither letter addresses the fact that he has form in diddling kids, (his sisters and cousins if I remember rightly), and also, don't even attempt to claim he didn't download the kiddie porn.

It's "yeah he molested his own family, and probably wanked to child porn in a tiny shack in a car yard parking lot. But he is such a kind sweet man. Not to mention a white christian. Surely, instead of punishing him for his actions, and protecting others from his predatory behavior, keeping him from his family is the bigger crime here."

Which is repellant to me. I get loving your son/husband, and hoping for mercy. But the "gently caress those kids he diddled, and gently caress the fact he is a paedo. He is MY son, and therefore deserves special leniency" poo poo really angers me.

gently caress them all, and I hope they are all sad. Even the dumb crazy ones who don't know any better.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

In legal docs it was revealed Jim Bob was verbally abusive to his daughter Jill when she got married

quote:


They were asked to not to come over to the Duggars’ house without permission from her father and that her father did not approve of her having a nose ring, drinking alcohol, or wearing pants.”

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
loving pantswearers, thinkin the world revolves around them istg

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

In legal docs it was revealed Jim Bob was verbally abusive to his daughter Jill when she got married

quote:

They were asked to not to come over to the Duggars’ house without permission from her father and that her father did not approve of her having a nose ring, drinking alcohol, or wearing pants.

Get your nose pierced? banished from the house. Molest four of your sisters and at least one other unidentified child and cheat on your wife? Live rent free in a Rim Job shack with your brood.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Anna Duggar letter is real bad




Minor point but Reagan never actually said that. There was a quote that was similar on a plaque on Reagan’s desk when he was President.

So she is not so much quoting Reagan as loosely paraphrasing one of Reagan’s office knick knacks.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Xenocides posted:

Minor point but Reagan never actually said that. There was a quote that was similar on a plaque on Reagan’s desk when he was President.

So she is not so much quoting Reagan as loosely paraphrasing one of Reagan’s office knick knacks.

she's dumb as a chair it's a miracle the letter's as coherent as it is

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
My friend, the Judge.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Think about that. How can you lock up a man for his moral failings when you yourself may have committed the cardinal sin of premarital sex, or lusting after another's wife?

For this reason, we feel Mr Duggar may only be judged by God, not a court of man. Please let my brother return to his Mobile Office Of Earthly Delights to await his judgement as God intends.

Your friend in Christ,
Bubblegum Zachariah Rosebob Duggar Jr

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


Is there any indication how the judge might sentence this piece of poo poo? Past sentencing for similar cases, etc? I'm not particularly hopeful but I'd love for this garbage to get the max sentence.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Famous white rich Christian male whose family basically runs everything in their area and you're expecting this dude to get a sentence that isn't outrageously insulting?

We're lucky they're not suing the victims in the material for entrapment via solicitation

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More letters

quote:

LaCount Reber

Le Conte Robber would be a good name for a Monte Cristo like character

but not a good child rape apologist

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Blooster posted:

The party of family values

Is the GOP even pretending to be that anymore? I thought they had fully embraced “terrorist clown cult”

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Ralph Hurley posted:

Is the GOP even pretending to be that anymore? I thought they had fully embraced “terrorist clown cult”

loving your own daughters is quite literally a biblical family value, so

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Duggars & Dragons

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Songbearer posted:


Your friend in Christ,
Jubblegum Jackariah Josebob Duggar Jr

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