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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


WHYYYYYYYYY

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




madmatt112 posted:

That's... not how I remember the game. What's bizarre is the other cartridges' art is pretty much accurate to the originals. Or at least... close enough that anyone buying this wouldn't care.
'Cept for this fuckin' thing
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...849872290%21rec



There is no Mario Land DX, none of the Mario Land games were ever released in colour. Since you're selling a new game, why not have some fun with the box art?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

flavor.flv posted:

There is no Mario Land DX, none of the Mario Land games were ever released in colour. Since you're selling a new game, why not have some fun with the box art?

You’re right- I was thinking of the SML2 6 Golden Coins DX romhack lol

But is that what you’d call “fun” boxart?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Why the vagina plant, or why the skin lightening chemical?
For the latter, for some reason China seems to prefer porcelain white skin everywhere, including one's naughty bits and exit port.
For the former: because it looks like a vagina but isn't, so they can show it, duh.

I ordered a desoldering iron and a small circulating pump (for my zinc plating setup) and they came about a month. I was actually surprised when they showed up (because I forgot I ordered...) Ordered April 8, received May 5.
On the other hand. the 2-pack of digital thermometer/humidity meters ordered the same day has "Received by local delivery company" as of April 25, with an expected delivery date for June 8, which doesn't sound very "local" to me.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Liquid Chicken posted:

What is this? A coin purse made from an old avocado? Clinks link....*ugh*

:nms: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...ck=in_edm_other :nms:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Permanent Onanism would be a great band name

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Darchangel posted:

Why the vagina plant, or why the skin lightening chemical?
For the latter, for some reason China seems to prefer porcelain white skin everywhere, including one's naughty bits and exit port.
For the former: because it looks like a vagina but isn't, so they can show it, duh.
That there is an abalone--a shellfish, not a plant. God forbid. :shiver: https://www.thekitchn.com/fresh-abalone-from-american-ab-47361

Although I'm sure you can buy vagina plant seeds alongside penis plant seeds in the right (or wrong) part of Ali.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Some women (and guys, too, I'm sure) are self-conscious about dark skin between their thighs or other parts of their body where skin rubs against itself and I assume that's the main use case for this stuff. Wanting to make your entire body shades whiter seems like more of a cultural issue but I'm too ignorant to speak on that, to be honest. It's the same thing with photoshopping black women to make them seem whiter and more appealing to white America which completely loving sucks. Would I slather myself in probably carcinogenic cream that purports to be skin-whitening cream from AliExpress? Probably not.

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 22:25 on May 11, 2022

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
That looks like a delicious abalone.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Killingyouguy! posted:

Permanent Onanism would be a great band name

Band name, hell. Surprised this isn't a username yet.

JointHorse
Feb 7, 2005

Lusus naturæ et exaltabitur cor eius.


Yams Fan
Related products had some.. interesting pictures.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003721834281.html Oral Sex Water
:nws:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003318023380.html Enlargement Oil
:nws:

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



madmatt112 posted:

That's... not how I remember the game. What's bizarre is the other cartridges' art is pretty much accurate to the originals. Or at least... close enough that anyone buying this wouldn't care.
'Cept for this fuckin' thing
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...849872290%21rec



I have this, it's a colour remake of Super Mario Land.
Works exactly as it should. You can find the rom easy enough

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

tater_salad posted:

AliExpress oftentimes gives me very weird suggestions because well I visit this thread from time to time and click links.
I started getting suggestions for Hitler legos after clicking a few links in this thread.

This picture is terrifying

And the video is pretty freaky too https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003222885033.html

Also, make sure to get a special baby pillow so that your child's head doesn't end up misshapen:

Or, you know, don't leave your baby lying down for 20 hours a day.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

JointHorse posted:

Related products had some.. interesting pictures.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003721834281.html Oral Sex Water
:nws:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003318023380.html Enlargement Oil
:nws:

Never heard about blow-job water. It lubricates your mouth? Is it like oily and sticky and eurgh just thinking about it make me gag.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


busalover posted:

Is it like oily and sticky and eurgh just thinking about it make me gag.

You can forget about that promotion with this attitude!
We here at the blowjob factory don't support this sort of talk.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Strong Convections posted:

I started getting suggestions for Hitler legos after clicking a few links in this thread.
..

Also, make sure to get a special baby pillow so that your child's head doesn't end up misshapen:

Or, you know, don't leave your baby lying down for 20 hours a day.

No it really helps, our son like to sleep on only 1 side after birth. It's really hard to get him lay on both sides. But the head look normal after 2 years though.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A bit of a medley here...

My Poco X3 Pro sending music over BT to that neat little Bluetooth Amplifier PCB/Necklace from earlier in the thread. Amp powered by my PowKiddy USB Powerbank/NES emulator combo. The only legit thing is probably the Sony MDR-V6s (modded with Beyerdynamic pads as I hate the lovely fake leather Sony use.



The little amp actually works quite well!!! It easily powers earbuds and the as-pictured monitor phones. I don't really have anything 'better' as I am kind of a fuddy duddy with headphones and have always had V6s from my production days.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

JointHorse posted:

Related products had some.. interesting pictures.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003721834281.html Oral Sex Water
:nws:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003318023380.html Enlargement Oil
:nws:

these are hilarious

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Strong Convections posted:

I started getting suggestions for Hitler legos after clicking a few links in this thread.


:hitler: meine Ziegel

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
I blame this thread for this horror on the front page today

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The gentle likpa!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

norp posted:

I blame this thread for this horror on the front page today



Those are 3d printable. I 3d printed a dragon version one of those with cool wings!

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Push El Burrito posted:

Those are 3d printable. I 3d printed a dragon version one of those with cool wings!

Where did you put the wings?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Where did you put the wings?

On the shaft.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Weird hood ornament, but you do you.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Falloi have a long and rich history. Do you wish to deny this person their fecundity?

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Another well considered Ali purchase!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tad Naff posted:

Another well considered Ali purchase!



LMAO

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Tad Naff posted:

Another well considered Ali purchase!



Noice

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't like carry this at a rally or something, if anyone gets harmed you're immediately a suspect.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Rally? In COVID times? But yeah the thing has like an 8 inch blade, I'm not taking it anywhere but camping. For, you know, fascist bears.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I can't bear fascists.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Tad Naff posted:

Another well considered Ali purchase!



nice

RIP Paul Walker
Feb 26, 2004

Tad Naff posted:

Another well considered Ali purchase!



Uhh where is the link plz?

This has "thoughtful gift" written all over it.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

RIP Paul Walker posted:

Uhh where is the link plz?

This has "thoughtful gift" written all over it.

Huh, it's not there anymore. This is the store though, I think you can get most custom engraved.

Edit: maybe they just relisted it: here

Tad Naff fucked around with this message at 07:05 on May 13, 2022

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

BasicLich posted:

drat i've never wanted something so useless in my life

update to the saga: I ordered one of these and it came in today, i bought a prepaid sim card to try it out and actually it's a lot easier to use and works a lot better than i anticipated. the call quality is a little tinny but otherwise very easy to hear

the only rub is i had to activate the sim card with my google pixel's imei but a simple sim swap made the mini phone work just fine. it even has a voice modulator built in which is pretty funny

BasicLich fucked around with this message at 00:55 on May 14, 2022

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


how does it fit in your rear end?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
i dunno i haven't had anything that big in my rear end ever, it's really only been your dick

e: update: the prepaid company completely rescinded the promised airtime, probably because of the imei work-around, which does provide an interesting data point: the systems can still support this phone but have been set in such a way that they don't

BasicLich fucked around with this message at 03:35 on May 14, 2022

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Not sure if this counts as :nws: but just to be safe. “Plus size underwear”.



I have never considered Ali for underwear but if you like underwear that looks completely impractical and uncomfortable you should go for it. No link because every time I copied it the landing page was just showing “slow internet connection”.
-

I got some shirts in the mail, was a bit wary from past experience but both of these are good. The material is a little thin but the print is fine and the price is good. I went up a size because they always run smaller on Ali and XXL are a good fit - normally XL in real clothes sizes.

I eat rear end


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Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

DRINK ME posted:

Not sure if this counts as :nws: but just to be safe. “Plus size underwear”.
Looks synthetic. Possibly okay for special occasions, but I assume blokes also prefer natural fabrics for everyday wear?

...

I deeply regret trying to find out if they're polyester by typing "men's underwear" into the aliexpress search bar.

EDIT: Except for this, this is kinda cute

Strong Convections fucked around with this message at 07:28 on May 14, 2022

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