Who will win the federal Election This poll is closed. |
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Labor Majority | 48 | 42.48% | |
Labor Minority | 29 | 25.66% | |
Liberal Majority | 3 | 2.65% | |
Liberal Minority | 12 | 10.62% | |
UAP Majoirty | 21 | 18.58% | |
Total: | 113 votes |
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dr_rat posted:So the ballart courier has an article about it, but when I tried to open it, it just gave me the first sentence and a shitload of ads. Something about police operation to search for weapons. Possibly you'll have more luck yeah I cant get around the paywall. tried everything except going around my pi-hole because i cant be arsed.
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# ? May 13, 2022 07:56 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 14:20 |
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Taylor does have that quintessential seat-warmer look to him.
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:00 |
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angus taylor is probably most likely in that case, being one of the most senior figures from the right of the party in the lower house beyond dutton. tudge might have been a contender but lol tehan also seems like a reasonable chance though, maybe karen andrews except i still can't really see the federal libs backing a woman for leader no way in hell would it be hawke, he's morrison's closest ally and is absolutely despised by the other two factions for loving with nsw pre-selections
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:10 |
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Laserface posted:Does anyone know what the gently caress is going on in Ballarat? There is some Hyper Intense cop presence, stopping anyone and everyone on the street with full authority to search persons/bags for anything illegal without a warrant. There is a search everyone order in effect for twelve hours, per the declaration on this twit account I follow https://twitter.com/vicpol_searches/status/1524245424814829568
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:15 |
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Isn't Angus Taylor too corrupt to be leader if Albo makes an ICAC, he's like at the center of a dozen scandals unless I'm mixing him up for someone else.
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:18 |
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yeah but that's the level of talent the liberals have
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:26 |
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DRINK ME posted:There is a search everyone order in effect for twelve hours, per the declaration on this twit account I follow Is there anything that justifies this? they're stopping literally anyone with a bag according to my mate. hes just walking around filming everything from a distance in case something gets weird.
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:31 |
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lih posted:maybe karen andrews except i still can't really see the federal libs backing a woman for leader Unfortunately I thought she was a senator for some reason. Their current cabinet is very upper house heavy. In all likelihood, since I'm never fortunate, it'll be some backbencher nobody's heard of.
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:31 |
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Laserface posted:Is there anything that justifies this? they're stopping literally anyone with a bag according to my mate. hes just walking around filming everything from a distance in case something gets weird. yeah we live in a police state
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:36 |
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https://www.news.com.au/national/fe...7d4418ec3284a49quote:Laura, a child care worker, is asked what her main issue is in the election.
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:36 |
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Laserface posted:Is there anything that justifies this? they're stopping literally anyone with a bag according to my mate. hes just walking around filming everything from a distance in case something gets weird. It’s been a while since I looked - I started following the account after a friend got searched in footscray a year or two back and we found out they publicise declared areas in advance. From this page there doesn’t seem to be much reason needed. Vicpol posted:Planned designated areas
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:40 |
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Pleasant Friend posted:Isn't Angus Taylor too corrupt to be leader if Albo makes an ICAC, he's like at the center of a dozen scandals unless I'm mixing him up for someone else. He is at the center of a dozen scandals, but also you could be mixing him up with someone else considering the current LNP.
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:43 |
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DRINK ME posted:There is a search everyone order in effect for twelve hours, per the declaration on this twit account I follow Anyone in the area who can get a duffel bag of dildos and quickly?
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:45 |
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Anidav posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0MMrmteZfk LNP copium hits different Pleasant Friend posted:Isn't Angus Taylor too corrupt to be leader if Albo makes an ICAC, he's like at the center of a dozen scandals unless I'm mixing him up for someone else. Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:46 |
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Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:47 |
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quote:And then it happens. It’s the moment that occurs in just about every focus group, according to pollsters.
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:48 |
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Fairfax's TERF Island/Plague Island correspondent takes a break from her busy schedule of writing about how authoritarian Australia's COVID policies are to interview the election's poster candidate for transphobia. Perhaps one day she'll file a story that relates to Britain somehow. https://twitter.com/latikambourke/status/1524881724261343232
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# ? May 13, 2022 08:52 |
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And the comments, of course, are flooded with the same 2-3 terfbots trying to hijack every reply demanding any fact checking in this fluff piece. I dunno why that bothers me as much as it does since it's bog standard bigotry practice but jesus christ I just wanna punch them through the internet.
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# ? May 13, 2022 09:04 |
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quote:Today brings the end of Week Five, and confirmation that the Prime Minister has reached the bargaining phase in the crushing 360-degree employee review that this campaign has become. I'm going to change! I'll be different! I promise I'll stop hitting you sweetheart. I'm going to be a different man! That other PM wasn't the same PM I'll be next week! I promise you! I would never lie to you! Clark and Dawe would have an epic version of t contrasting the current PM with the soon-to-be-elected-PM he says he will be. Totally different guy. But still strong. But different. In a good way. The old way was good too.
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# ? May 13, 2022 09:09 |
Laserface posted:yeah I cant get around the paywall. tried everything except going around my pi-hole because i cant be arsed. A major police operation will be conducted in Ballarat today, which will see a heavy presence in the Ballarat CBD. The planned operation will see police from the Public Order Response Team, among others, swarm the streets in a highly-visible street blitz. Advertisement Ad Sergeant Gerard Collihole from Melbourne's Public Order Response Team said people can expect a strong police presence within the Ballarat CBD. "The area has been declared a designated area for the Control of Weapons Act so members will be approaching people at random within that area explaining to them that there is search provisions that apply until 10pm tonight," he said. "It's not just about detecting people with weapons, it's about targeting everything that goes on within the declared area as a whole, so other things that may arise during the shifts like shop steals or public disorder incidents, road policing matters and members can attend to all that as well ... it's a holistic thing." As part of the operation, police will have the powers to stop any person in a public place and search for weapons, without needing a search warrant. The one-day blitz will run until 10pm on Friday. The map below shows where the police will have the authority to search anybody. The blitz will focus around the CBD, with the Ballarat train station and Bridge Mall area expected to be among the focal points. Under the Controlled Weapons Act 1990, members of the police force are authorised to exercise the following powers: - (a) in a public place in the designated area, without warrant, stop and search for weapons: (i) any person; (ii) anything in the possession or control of the person; (iii) any vehicle with a person in or on the vehicle; and (iv) anything in or on such vehicle. Advertisement Ad - (b) detain a person or vehicle for so long as is reasonably necessary to conduct a search; - (c) seize and detain any item the member reasonably suspects is a weapon; and - (d) request a person who is the subject of a full search to disclose his or her identity, and (e) direct a person to leave the designated area if the police officer reasonably believes the person is wearing the face covering primarily to: (i) conceal their identity; or (ii) to protect them from the effects of a crowd control substance; and the person refuses to remove the face covering when requested to do so; - (f) direct the person to leave the designated area if the police officer reasonably believes the person intends to engage in conduct that would constitute an affray or violent disorder.  Major police operation in Ballarat CBD today Advertisement Ad Acting Senior Sergeant Paul Allen said police use data, including from community interactions, to determine the need for the operation. "We get a number of community interactions with people, Neighbourhood Policing says that we interact more in the community, we get discussions with local businesses, we get all this feedback and it comes into data," he said. "This is what its telling us, that people just want more police in this area - so we provide it with the assistance of the public order response. "Within the first hour they've seized a knife off a person within Ballarat, so that shows straight up very quickly what our problems are - and we're on it immediately." A missing person was also located through the first hour of the operation.
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# ? May 13, 2022 09:14 |
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https://twitter.com/bradpsychology/status/1524983273872494593
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# ? May 13, 2022 09:20 |
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Channel 7 claims that they have built a Super Computer, code named the Mirror of Dreams. They believe after a significant investment it will call election results faster and more accurately than Antony Green.
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# ? May 13, 2022 10:59 |
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Will we have to rename the swimming pool? Anidav posted:Channel 7 claims that they have built a Super Computer, code named the Mirror of Dreams. They believe after a significant investment it will call election results faster and more accurately than Antony Green. Garbage in, garbage out. For election stuff I really don't get what sort of computations they would be having it do that would make them more accurate. its an election of like 20 million voting pop(?). This stuff shouldn't be taxing for any reasonably modern computer. Probably going to sit there 99.9% idle most most of the time unless some one installed some malware on it that mines coins on it in the background. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 11:45 on May 13, 2022 |
# ? May 13, 2022 11:43 |
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Scomo new tactic, act like a pathetic loser to gain sympathy votes. "I can change after the election" How many people needlessly suffering from DV have heard that before.
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# ? May 13, 2022 11:56 |
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Anidav posted:Channel 7 claims that they have built a Super Computer, code named the Mirror of Dreams. They believe after a significant investment it will call election results faster and more accurately than Antony Green. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_0bRylRZg0 I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 12:03 on May 13, 2022 |
# ? May 13, 2022 12:00 |
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Anidav posted:Channel 7 claims that they have built a Super Computer, code named the Mirror of Dreams. They believe after a significant investment it will call election results faster and more accurately than Antony Green. So basically 4 interns and Excel spreadsheet?
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:05 |
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Anidav posted:Channel 7 claims that they have built a Super Computer, code named the Mirror of Dreams. They believe after a significant investment it will call election results faster and more accurately than Antony Green. The system goes online May 21, 2022. Human decisions are removed from election calling. DreamMirror begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 19:14 a.m. AEST, May 21st. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:08 |
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:So basically 4 interns and Excel spreadsheet? Excel? Try Lotus 1-2-3
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:10 |
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Channel 7 actually has 3 different supercomputers, but all three of them have to be in agreement before Mark Riley can call the election, you can see the system in action here:
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:24 |
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They represent Kochie as a scientist, Kochie as a mother, and Kochie as a woman.
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:29 |
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Kochsper Mel-Doyle-Chior Grantdenyersar
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:35 |
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y'all are loving weebs
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:40 |
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GoldStandardConure posted:y'all are loving weebs
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:50 |
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Bill Posters posted:A major police operation will be conducted in Ballarat today, which will see a heavy presence in the Ballarat CBD. Wow! A knife within the first hour and a missing person! How many pissed off people did they find?
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# ? May 13, 2022 12:58 |
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https://twitter.com/Mark_Clayton1/status/1524936756746780672
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# ? May 13, 2022 13:00 |
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# ? May 13, 2022 13:05 |
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Eediot Jedi posted:Wow! A knife within the first hour and a missing person! How many pissed off people did they find? really grabbing at straws throwing the disoriented old person with dementia in to justify it. Its not like it was going to be a kidnapped child or something.
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# ? May 13, 2022 13:06 |
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The whole point is they're not a political party That seat is Liberal held and they're encouraging people to put both Labor and the Greens above the libs in the order they see fit
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# ? May 13, 2022 13:12 |
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https://twitter.com/kevinbonham/status/1525078806599348224 I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 13:15 on May 13, 2022 |
# ? May 13, 2022 13:13 |
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:The whole point is they're not a political party Don't try to reason with the Twitter post
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# ? May 13, 2022 13:20 |