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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The Golden Man posted:

One of the guys on that pod cast sounds so fuckin cool

That's right. Jack Blackjack is the coolest motherfucker alive.

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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Kiss the rings, plebs.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

The Athletic is reporting that Crosby does indeed have a concussion

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

ThinkTank posted:

The Athletic is reporting that Crosby does indeed have a concussion

So he's done for this series at least and maybe the playoffs if the Pens get past the Rangers.

That sucks. Probably the best he's played in the playoffs since the back to back cups. Maybe even a higher level than that to be honest. His 5v5 expected goals % this series is 81% lol. Probably couldn't maintain that for an entire playoffs but it was an insanely good performance.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Gonna throw a pre-emptive "I want to die" out there for my Dallas Stars and their efforts tonight.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Shinjobi posted:

Gonna throw a pre-emptive "I want to die" out there for my Dallas Stars and their efforts tonight.

I cant decide which teams fans are more pessimistic, Calgary or Dallas.

Stoppable force meets movable object.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Furnaceface posted:

I cant decide which teams fans are more pessimistic, Calgary or Dallas.

Stoppable force meets movable object.

In this forums, it’s absolutely Capitals fans, with one poster doing the heavy lifting on pessimism.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
If the Devils were to fire Ruff and hire Trotz I'd pick them to win the Metro next year.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Furnaceface posted:

I cant decide which teams fans are more pessimistic, Calgary or Dallas.

Stoppable force meets movable object.

Calgary fans are guided by long term history poisoning their minds in the playoffs, apparently



Stars fans have been watching their team all season.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Motte in Nemeth out. Praise be

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

Furnaceface posted:

I cant decide which teams fans are more pessimistic, Calgary or Dallas.

Stoppable force meets movable object.

we have every fuckin right to doubt this organization

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/hayyyshayyy/status/1525273863067664385

Regardless of the games final score, this was pretty sweet.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Shinjobi posted:

Gonna throw a pre-emptive "I want to die" out there for my Dallas Stars and their efforts tonight.

Not worried at all. Game 6 is in the bag and Calgary gonna poop the bed in game 7. Scf here we come, baby. GO Stars!

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Stiev Awt posted:

N: A podcast I like did a 3 part crime story where the Calgary Flames run a drug ring and worship a fire demon named Gord.

V: https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1524840861414084633

*points at satan* He's the employee of the week! The employee of the week!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Honestly can't complain about pushing the Rangers to 7 with a third stringer and Crosby getting concussed and basically missing two games. If the Pens lose, whatever, we all expected it anyways. If they win, lol.

fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

https://twitter.com/BradyTrett/status/1525281077442404353?s=20&t=rh96Z_er7tL_mEOj-X2q8A

What a wild game.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Fix is in refs suck. NHL gifting the Rangers wins for gambling profits. Google Ron Paul and idk gold standard or something.

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
I need to decide the threshold on how much $ I am willing to blow to watch the rangers lose in 7.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1525293435351187459

4th goal officially given to Mika, so he goes from 0 goals all series to a hatty. Welcome back buddy.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

Jovial Cow posted:

I need to decide the threshold on how much $ I am willing to blow to watch the rangers lose in 7.

I looked the same, 400+ a pop before fees and taxes

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

Jovial Cow posted:

I need to decide the threshold on how much $ I am willing to blow to watch the rangers lose in 7.

LoL

Pens are cooked. They won't hold a lead even if they get one.

Go enjoy your game 7

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?
I’m still mad that Rodrigues of all people gets pissy about a cross check and takes a stupid retaliatory penalty to basically being New York back into it.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Jovial Cow posted:

I need to decide the threshold on how much $ I am willing to blow to watch the rangers lose in 7.

Put money on the Penguins. That way if the Rangers lose, you feel a little better because you won a good amount of money. If the Rangers win, you don't care that you pissed away money.

Or go all in on the Rangers but if you do that and they lose it's your fault for jinxxing them and you will live with it for years to come

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Krime posted:

LoL

Pens are cooked. They won't hold a lead even if they get one.

Go enjoy your game 7

Pens are fine. Louis Domingue is below AHL average. Can't win with goaltending making GBS threads away 1.5 goals a game while Shesterkin stops 2+.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Ginette Reno posted:

Put money on the Penguins. That way if the Rangers lose, you feel a little better because you won a good amount of money. If the Rangers win, you don't care that you pissed away money.

Or go all in on the Rangers but if you do that and they lose it's your fault for jinxxing them and you will live with it for years to come

They're talking about buying tickets

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Pens are fine. Louis Domingue is below AHL average. Can't win with goaltending making GBS threads away 1.5 goals a game while Shesterkin stops 2+.

Yep :tif:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Worst outcome is they force Crosby, Rakell, and Jarry back early, all of whom get steamrolled and turn their minor injuries into the sort that make them questionable for next season
If 7 games is all they get, ah well.

It's a bit greedy to expect multiple cups from a franchise in your lifespan, let alone 4 from a single iteration
I would like to see them keep playing though, because they are so drat fun

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I dunno all things considered I'm pretty well convinced that the Crosby Era ended this week and the Pens are headed straight into Suck Hard For Bedard next year.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Eric the Mauve posted:

I dunno all things considered I'm pretty well convinced that the Crosby Era ended this week and the Pens are headed straight into Suck Hard For Bedard next year.

I hear Crosby's going to be in the best shape of his life in 2024

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://twitter.com/MollieeWalkerr/status/1525293849740189696

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Is there a sportsbook where I can get some money down on "The Athletic will publish a long exposé about how much Geno hates Sullivan at some point this summer"

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Eric the Mauve posted:

Is there a sportsbook where I can get some money down on "The Athletic will publish a long exposé about how much Geno hates Sullivan at some point this summer"

Might have to go to some weird Euro gambling for that..

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Matt Zerella posted:

https://twitter.com/hayyyshayyy/status/1525273863067664385

Regardless of the games final score, this was pretty sweet.

That was such a perfect pass.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
For the first time, in 26 years, the Florida Panthers have WON a playoff round! Three straight comeback wins! So happy.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Florida did it! Hooray fancy cats!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lol, well done Cats, I’ll be cheering you on as I gently caress off to the loser thread.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1525307858174283776?s=21&t=B3oFr5tK74txYdUVlV1VPw

That’s impressive as hell

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Rangers/Pens very much feels like "whoever can sustain offensive pressure the most will win"

Neither team is defending worth a poo poo and goalies have been "eh" for the most part

Pens go bananas and put the Rangers back on their heels. Rangers respond and score in bunches, back and forth

It's more fun than watching somethign like the Islanders but man the Pens system is irritating as hell too since it's constantly just trying to slip someone behind the D and hit them with a stretch pass. Very pond hockey overall

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Can I also talk about shots to the head


https://twitter.com/HockeyDaily365/status/1525309209784492039?s=20&t=mjfHqGWnbakLBj8XgVly6w


I dont actually have anything to add

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Levitate posted:

Rangers/Pens very much feels like "whoever can sustain offensive pressure the most will win"

Neither team is defending worth a poo poo and goalies have been "eh" for the most part

Pens go bananas and put the Rangers back on their heels. Rangers respond and score in bunches, back and forth

It's more fun than watching somethign like the Islanders but man the Pens system is irritating as hell too since it's constantly just trying to slip someone behind the D and hit them with a stretch pass. Very pond hockey overall

Pond hockey? They do stretch passes but Sullivan's system is about as grindy as it gets short of playing like Trotz hockey or something.

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