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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
it feels like rn even if you are somewhat openerup, if you're not gonna get to a film on opening night, why the gently caress would you trudge over and watch it 2 weeks later or w/e

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Post-baby-bedtime movie was the Andrew Garfield Spiderman

I like how it established early Spiderman as "Peter Parker having trouble processing grief", the scene with the crane operators union or whatever getting to be heroes was fun, but it's not socialist since it somehow managed to simultaneously be a Spiderman movie and copaganda what with Gwen's dad making a heroic sacrifice and all. No J Jonah Jameson, wtf :mad:

*nerd voice* Continuity is weird in this one, MJ doesn't exist, Oscorp exists but the green goblin doesn't, and Gwen has a high-level internship there where she's in charge of other interns despite being an underage high schooler, and also teen Peter Parker is really good at both electronics and sewing??? Both????? Get outta here, nobody is good at both of those things.

Anyway Emma Stone is hot and Reptile was my favorite Spiderman villain when I was a kid. This movie was fun but I doubt I'll watch the other Andrew Garfield Spiderman. My wife wants to watch the Tom Holland ones now, I guess I could make an exception to my MCU ban for Spiderman but I swear to God I will roll my eyes at each and every quip.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Jonny 290 posted:

it feels like rn even if you are somewhat openerup, if you're not gonna get to a film on opening night, why the gently caress would you trudge over and watch it 2 weeks later or w/e

nearly any movie showing 2 weeks into the run will be an empty theater, which is usually more pleasant than a full one and definitely far safer in the age of COVID

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jonny 290 posted:

it feels like rn even if you are somewhat openerup, if you're not gonna get to a film on opening night, why the gently caress would you trudge over and watch it 2 weeks later or w/e

well piracy is generally pretty much still a very real niche thing, but yeah sometimes they hit HBO Max fairly quickly.

edit: misread entirely. often it's just a timing thing/busy with IRL poo poo so it doesn't pan out, or waiting for it to die down. pretty much any smaller budget movie like an A24 or something will be an single-digit-presence room if not entirely empty a few weeks out. which having a theater to yourself kinda rules in it's own way.

Xaris has issued a correction as of 04:13 on May 15, 2022

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:

it feels like rn even if you are somewhat openerup, if you're not gonna get to a film on opening night, why the gently caress would you trudge over and watch it 2 weeks later or w/e

yeah this is me. I don't go to movies anymore because of Covid, Covid is just coincidental to why I don't go to the movies anymore (it's not a priority).

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i dont go to movies because i dont have friends

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

last week it cost me $20 to see The Northman
$15 for an RPX ticket and $5 worth of gas round-trip

actually it's more because $5 for the gas is a lowball figure

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

loquacius posted:

except it's a ripoff of an anime too

Do people still believe this?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

loquacius posted:

Post-baby-bedtime movie was the Andrew Garfield Spiderman

I like how it established early Spiderman as "Peter Parker having trouble processing grief", the scene with the crane operators union or whatever getting to be heroes was fun, but it's not socialist since it somehow managed to simultaneously be a Spiderman movie and copaganda what with Gwen's dad making a heroic sacrifice and all. No J Jonah Jameson, wtf :mad:

*nerd voice* Continuity is weird in this one, MJ doesn't exist, Oscorp exists but the green goblin doesn't, and Gwen has a high-level internship there where she's in charge of other interns despite being an underage high schooler, and also teen Peter Parker is really good at both electronics and sewing??? Both????? Get outta here, nobody is good at both of those things.

Anyway Emma Stone is hot and Reptile was my favorite Spiderman villain when I was a kid. This movie was fun but I doubt I'll watch the other Andrew Garfield Spiderman. My wife wants to watch the Tom Holland ones now, I guess I could make an exception to my MCU ban for Spiderman but I swear to God I will roll my eyes at each and every quip.

Captain Stacey died like that in the comics too. It was staying close-ish to the source material.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Mantis42 posted:

Do people still believe this?

its far more incredible to me that anyone believes lion king is based on hamlet

like poo poo just try and compare characters scenes relationships literally anything except vague elements of the backstory they have almost nothing in common

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


loquacius posted:

I guess I could make an exception to my MCU ban for Spiderman but I swear to God I will roll my eyes at each and every quip.

i mean spider-man is supposed to have lots of dorky sarcastic quips, its a fundamental part of the character

also the first tom holland movie is good (thanks to michael keaton) and the rest are very very bad

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

its far more incredible to me that anyone believes lion king is based on hamlet

like poo poo just try and compare characters scenes relationships literally anything except vague elements of the backstory they have almost nothing in common
It's not just the uncle-father thing. You're forgetting that in the original cut Nala, adorned with flowers, drowns in the watering hole from the "Hakuna Matata" sequence

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

if you haven't watched the two and half hour video yourmoviesucks made after he watched all 3,000 hours of kimba content and demolished the "lion king ripped off this one weird anime" myth then what are you doing with your life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5B1mIfQuo4

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
gently caress superheroes

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Some Guy TT posted:

it rules how white feminisms main contribution to pop culture discourse has been accidentally boosting the mra talking point that men have actual problems while women just have bougie problems

White feminism was always bougie feminism. It's pretty drat obvious in retrospect. Probably something to be said about how Disney Princesses specifically elevate bougie women as the most desired and important and were a bit more fuel for the apocalyptically raging entitlement complex of bougie white women

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mantis42 posted:

Do people still believe this?

I didn't see the anime, that was just scuttlebutt

"Still" is an odd choice of words because for it to have changed at all would require people to still be talking about The Lion King

Some Guy TT posted:

its far more incredible to me that anyone believes lion king is based on hamlet

like poo poo just try and compare characters scenes relationships literally anything except vague elements of the backstory they have almost nothing in common

It doesn't have to be word for word to be a ripoff dude. The main premise of the story is that Simba's uncle kills his dad and (implied) marries his mother to usurp the throne and Simba seeks revenge after being visited by his father's ghost, there are parallels even if Rosencrantz and Guildenstern don't show up

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

If they don't open this series with Bill and Hilary crossing a picket line on their first date they need to go back to film school

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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the lion king looks great and has some fun songs. sure it's tacitly pro-royalty but, well... i'm not

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Some Guy TT posted:

its far more incredible to me that anyone believes lion king is based on hamlet

like poo poo just try and compare characters scenes relationships literally anything except vague elements of the backstory they have almost nothing in common

loquacius posted:

there are parallels even if Rosencrantz and Guildenstern don't show up

Disney did a take on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead called Lion King 1/2

War and Pieces has issued a correction as of 12:22 on May 15, 2022

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

loquacius posted:

Post-baby-bedtime movie was the Andrew Garfield Spiderman

The Amazing Spider-Man movies aren't very good even by comic book movie standards, but Andrew Garfield is my favorite version of the character. The Toby Mac version is a little too emo, the Tom Holland version is a little too naive and quippy, but Andrew Garfield is right in between those two I think.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



I just watched ASM for the first time yesterday and it was good. Better than 90 percent of other cape movies. Not as good as spiderman 1 though.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

War and Pieces posted:

Disney did a take on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead called Lion King 1/2

yeah thats an actual deliberate parallel because the stories are set up the same way and have similar themes by which i mean both are absurdist banter about side characters with ultimately minor roles in an epic story

by contrast saying the lion king is basically hamlet because they both involve a king taking power by killing his brother is like saying severance is basically office space because they both take place in an office

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Some Guy TT posted:

yeah thats an actual deliberate parallel because the stories are set up the same way and have similar themes by which i mean both are absurdist banter about side characters with ultimately minor roles in an epic story

by contrast saying the lion king is basically hamlet because they both involve a king taking power by killing his brother is like saying severance is basically office space because they both take place in an office

I think that you're just operating on a stricter definition of the same story than me and some other Campbell-pilled folks. From where I'm standing Star Wars and the Aeneid are also the same story as Hamlet

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

War and Pieces posted:

I think that you're just operating on a stricter definition of the same story than me and some other Campbell-pilled folks. From where I'm standing Star Wars and the Aeneid are also the same story as Hamlet

youre not wrong but any loose definition of the story that defines the lion king as hamlet is also going to define the lion king as kimba the white lion and its incredibly weird how the same people who accept the former as fait accompli act like the second one is just a whackadoodle conspiracy theory

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

I'd imagine it's that the people who worked on Lion King acknowledged the influence of Hamlet and did not acknowledge any influence from Kimba. You can make the argument that they had a legal motivation not to or whatever but that's a pretty significant difference.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

(comes back into the room sweating heavily while holding a giant bloody crowbar) sorry did you say something about the authors

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

the author is back, in pog form!

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Some Guy TT posted:

(comes back into the room sweating heavily while holding a giant bloody crowbar) sorry did you say something about the authors

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/kenmegalopsuxos/status/1525818968191250432?s=20&t=V1fKxdzRS_x_RLrkX6hMLQ

YES

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

how does every episode of this season keep getting dumber are they doing it in purpose

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



lmao

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


hahahahha

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
referring to violent rum-fueled alcoholism as "havana syndrome" from now on

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

[Pop Culture] I didn't realize it was the Havana Syndrome :tears:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


yessss

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

yeah thats an actual deliberate parallel because the stories are set up the same way and have similar themes by which i mean both are absurdist banter about side characters with ultimately minor roles in an epic story

by contrast saying the lion king is basically hamlet because they both involve a king taking power by killing his brother is like saying severance is basically office space because they both take place in an office

I dunno about that but ngl in 95% of conversations about the Lion King that level of detail is perfectly sufficient

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Phoneposting in the car while keeping my baby awake and getting fomo not being able to click that law & order video

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Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Someone please watch Disney's animated Jungle Book as an adult and give us your takeaways. That + Robin Hood were my favs w/ the Bear Necessities as my #1 jam.


Hamlet chat - if Northman deserves Hamlet-esque designation so does The Lion King.

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