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Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
More Eurovision memes please and thank you.

E: I honestly didn't think this was a snipe so I'll try to find some Eurovision memes.

https://twitter.com/whale4minhyuk/status/1524104191563767810
(also Australians)

https://twitter.com/twcuddleston/status/1525599531685101568











https://twitter.com/mocciosvs/status/1524110851258691584

Steve Holt! has a new favorite as of 12:10 on May 16, 2022

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dabir
Nov 10, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S3aH-BNf6I

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Perish like a dog? Mickey finally done euthanized Pluto.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Aku is dead

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Inspiring

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
ESC Germemes



Let's see who is reponsible for us losing at ESC





"Novel mix of disco and metal"

(The NDR is a public broadcaster responsible for selecting the song sent to ESC)





Send Electric Streetwalker to Eurosight Dittycontest

Same primary current poo poo like last year

(This maimai uses hyperliteral translation that is impossible to translate back, so I just tortured a thesaurus. Sue me)






"When the NDR once again competes with a mediocre song and finishes last, just so it doesn't have to pay for hosting it next year"




Germany at ESC < 6 Points > My exams

(Exams are graded from 0 to 15, higher being better)




Germany get 6 points at ESC

That's twice as many points as last time






Memes in case Germany wins ESC

Memes in case Germany loses ESC





We get: On point please ukraine c'mon help a guy out

You get: Tanks




Oh dear, some wild state election memes forced their way in




CDU strongest party in S-H

CDU strongest party in NRW

Greens tripled their vote
FDP falls to 5%





Possible coalitions in NRW

Grand coalition, traffic light, black-green

Bahamas-Coalition



CDU (Black): Conservatives
SPD (Red): Social Democrats
FDP (Yellow): Liberals
Green (Green): Greens
AfD (Blue): Nazis





French-German friendship be like

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Germans call them "maimais"?

Haram

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

for fucks sake posted:

Holy poo poo a talking duck!

loving :lol:

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Antigravitas posted:



Send Electric Streetwalker to Eurosight Dittycontest

Same primary current poo poo like last year

(This maimai uses hyperliteral translation that is impossible to translate back, so I just tortured a thesaurus. Sue me)

Oooh I get this one. Electric Callboy is a German band that they didn't choose to send to the competition, and that was a mistake:

https://youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w

Tenkaris has a new favorite as of 14:44 on May 16, 2022

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Tenkaris posted:

Oooh I get this one. Electric Callboy is a German band that they didn't choose to send to the competition, and that was a mistake:

https://youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w

How can you see this and NOT send them to the ESC. It would have been absolutely perfect!


Data Graham posted:

Germans call them "maimais"?

Haram

Yes but only "ironically"

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Tenkaris posted:

Oooh I get this one. Electric Callboy is a German band that they didn't choose to send to the competition, and that was a mistake:

https://youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w

https://youtu.be/OnzkhQsmSag

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
https://mobile.twitter.com/notfcknsoryu/status/1513591914959843330

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Reminded me that I had an album by Rasmus (the band that guy used to sing in) and have only ever listened to or played one single track off it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONwPfFNnmE

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rbvx22GTlH1u0fuse.mp4

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Reminded me that I had an album by Rasmus (the band that guy used to sing in) and have only ever listened to or played one single track off it:

That was Rasmus' performance at Eurovision last Saturday, or is that :thejoke:?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ookiimarukochan posted:

That was Rasmus' performance at Eurovision last Saturday, or is that :thejoke:?

Check again :smugmrgw:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

hauptfluss would be... mainstream I think?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Correct.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

We should definitely call eurovision the lay-fight from now on though.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I wont link it cause its screenshots of comments but as a big Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul fan, on any given youtube there will be a bunch of comments to the effect of "This is when Gus Fring became the Pollo Hermano " or " S1E2 Walter says he doesnt like onions, in S4E5 at Outback Steakhouse his blooming onion is untouched BRAVO VINCE" and it tickles me greatly

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

ChubbyChecker posted:

legolas' only true love is seagulls

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1525937871512821763?t=RTw7ziMti4fqAovb_qmI5g&s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Chad Jihad posted:

I wont link it cause its screenshots of comments but as a big Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul fan, on any given youtube there will be a bunch of comments to the effect of "This is when Gus Fring became the Pollo Hermano " or " S1E2 Walter says he doesnt like onions, in S4E5 at Outback Steakhouse his blooming onion is untouched BRAVO VINCE" and it tickles me greatly

Have you even read the memes for sopranos clips. Because if you don't you've never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Hell yeah. The missile.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

That dance is real silly

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


CPColin posted:

Feel like there's a song on every Niel Cicierega album that sounds like this

It's the eye of the tiger
The thrill of the tiger
Rising up to the challenge of our tiger

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Anime dancing is some inexplicable poo poo like interpretive dance for extra weirds.

No sir I don't like it.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

It looks like a chain of every possible dance move.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Germany has been holding out on us.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Karate Bastard posted:

Germany has been holding out on us.

In this case literally. The rumour is that the NDR sends garbage on purpose so they don't have to pay to host the ESC.

Anyway, Electric Callboy has produced a ton of collaborations with other German bands:

Sasha: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OChI5fsBqtU
Saltatio Mortis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOpHFHCko3s
We Butter the Bread with Butter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vctA7thyC5M
The BossHoss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADr0e5DfC98
Axel One: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-DWvIioy8I
257ers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nesvALoSjII

The Saltatio Mortis one is pretty fun. They normally do metal with medieval instruments.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Electric Callboy is exactly the type of garbage that they usually have on Eurovision so I'm surprised they weren't picked either.

The metal station I listen to tried to hype up that Pump It song as an exclusive and they got so many calls and tweets saying it sucked rear end that they only ever played it once.

Large Testicles has a new favorite as of 18:50 on May 16, 2022

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Large Testicles posted:

Electric Callboy is exactly the type of garbage that they usually have on Eurovision so I'm surprised they weren't picked either.



I am going to see them in Dallas when they kick off their US tour :c00lbert:

Edit: I'd hate to have to work in radio having to pander to metalheads who take their poo poo so seriously

Tenkaris has a new favorite as of 19:01 on May 16, 2022

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

I hate that I watch this entire thing every week

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Germany trolling the poo poo out of the annual European cultural community building effort is beautiful to the point of being poetic.

I mean if I could I would

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I would troll them back if I could

And douche points go to.... Germany and *Frrrt*

*Germany, sweating* nein, nein... Donnerswetter und schmetterlingen es ist alles gewürsted!

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