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Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008






Is that technically considered a compound butter now?

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Nephzinho posted:

Is that technically considered a compound butter now?

I'm sure there are multiple compounds growing on it, yes

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
It's kind of adjacent but I did a book signing with Emeril Lagasse. He was really nice. He made a point of learning all of the staff's names. Brought us crawfish etouffee from a demo he had been doing at some local restaurant. Talked with everyone in line but also kept the line moving. Afterwards he stayed for an hour signing every copy of one his cookbooks.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006




Reminds me of the time I watched a friend spread mayonnaise all over raw chicken breasts, casually taking the spoon from the raw chicken to the open mayo jar over and over. She claims to hate mayonnaise. And is still alive.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

There's nothing quite like accidentally ordering the chicken sashimi, biting into it, and realizing it's raw.

Sound_man
Aug 25, 2004
Rocking to the 80s

Escape From Noise posted:

There's nothing quite like accidentally ordering the chicken sashimi, biting into it, and realizing it's raw.



So you've been to Japan? This was at a small beer hall in Nagoya, the cook would lightly wave the skewer over a bed of coals and serve it. Our translator said the smaller chicken farms used in Japan were less prone to disease than the mega farms in the USA. They had a neat flip book of all the menu items which was helpful. There was one that came with a raw egg for dipping.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Sound_man posted:



So you've been to Japan? This was at a small beer hall in Nagoya, the cook would lightly wave the skewer over a bed of coals and serve it. Our translator said the smaller chicken farms used in Japan were less prone to disease than the mega farms in the USA. They had a neat flip book of all the menu items which was helpful. There was one that came with a raw egg for dipping.

Yeah, I live in Osaka. I guess there's something about most of the microorganisms that cause food poisoning with chicken are on the surface, so as long as the surface is grilled, you're okay. Or at least that's what I was told. Could be BS. Still not a big fan personally.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Iirc a lot of people still get food poisoning from it but I can't be bothered to check.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Scarodactyl posted:

Iirc a lot of people still get food poisoning from it but I can't be bothered to check.

More often than not when someone complains about a 24 hour flu, it's a mild case of food poisoning.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Scarodactyl posted:

Iirc a lot of people still get food poisoning from it but I can't be bothered to check.

I wouldn't be surprised.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Is there precedent for insurance companies to revoke or reduce payouts to businesses who engage in crowdfunding?

A spot near me recently had a big fire. They're reaching out on GoFundMe. I've heard from friends that the crowdfunding campaign is supposed to go to pay for lost wages for workers who used up their EI during the 'lockdowns', but I have a hard time believing it. Either way, I'm wondering what the place's insurance company would say if they found out about the crowdfunding.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Mister Speaker posted:

Is there precedent for insurance companies to revoke or reduce payouts to businesses who engage in crowdfunding?

A spot near me recently had a big fire. They're reaching out on GoFundMe. I've heard from friends that the crowdfunding campaign is supposed to go to pay for lost wages for workers who used up their EI during the 'lockdowns', but I have a hard time believing it. Either way, I'm wondering what the place's insurance company would say if they found out about the crowdfunding.

I don't think an insurance company is in any way caring about the charitable donations the business receives. They're obligated to pay out a certain amount up to the limitations of the agreement and the language doesn't include any accounting for such things.

unknown
Nov 16, 2002
Ain't got no stinking title yet!


VelociBacon posted:

I don't think an insurance company is in any way caring about the charitable donations the business receives. They're obligated to pay out a certain amount up to the limitations of the agreement and the language doesn't include any accounting for such things.

Yeah that. There's no difference between gofundme or someone's grandma giving them funds.

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.
I sat on a glass and cut both my rear end cheek and my last pair of not ripped kitchen pants. I am sad.

edit: also my coworkers know so I look forward to a couple weeks of rear end jokes.

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


Stay away from steamboats!

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Stay away from the one weird older sous chef who is friends with the manager and holds eye contact too long

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


Plz don’t doxx me

The General
Mar 4, 2007


https://twitter.com/WellsLucasSanto/status/1526677609215455232

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Wow, looks like about 100 people arent getting food and will be directed to complain to grubhub if they call

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
(Okay but in honesty thats what i assume will happen, i have never worked with grubhub or any of those apps so i dont actually know if the contract says the resteraunt is supposed to fill all those orders and is liable for the cost)

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

mandatory lesbian posted:

(Okay but in honesty thats what i assume will happen, i have never worked with grubhub or any of those apps so i dont actually know if the contract says the resteraunt is supposed to fill all those orders and is liable for the cost)

These apps have contracts with restaurants???

A place I used to work randomly had a delivery app (I think it was DoorDash) start offering our menu. We got a few orders before figuring it out and I think the KM called and told them to pound sand.

mandatory lesbian posted:

Wow, looks like about 100 people arent getting food and will be directed to complain to grubhub if they call

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Mister Speaker posted:

These apps have contracts with restaurants???

Lmao well i assumed so but uh, if not yeah gently caress aaaaaallllll those tickets

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

mandatory lesbian posted:

(Okay but in honesty thats what i assume will happen, i have never worked with grubhub or any of those apps so i dont actually know if the contract says the resteraunt is supposed to fill all those orders and is liable for the cost)

Typically they only pay a percentage for cancelled orders, so you aren't out foodcost but it doesn't cover labour or the other orders you didn't get to make instead.

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Mister Speaker posted:

These apps have contracts with restaurants???

A place I used to work randomly had a delivery app (I think it was DoorDash) start offering our menu. We got a few orders before figuring it out and I think the KM called and told them to pound sand.

I seem to recall at least one restaurant was continuously getting listed on GrubHub or Seamless, who were using an outdated menu with many things that were no longer offered, and subsequently getting review-bombed on google and yelp because their orders weren't getting fulfilled.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
truly, the tech sector is changing the world

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug
Came into my one day a week shift at the resto on Sunday after a nice relaxing week of office work, and it was like slamming my dick and balls in a car door. Thanks understaffed restaurant industry

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Bayham Badger posted:

I seem to recall at least one restaurant was continuously getting listed on GrubHub or Seamless, who were using an outdated menu with many things that were no longer offered, and subsequently getting review-bombed on google and yelp because their orders weren't getting fulfilled.

At the place I work we had someone order something through doordash that was no longer on the menu and hasn't been for a long time. Also the app advertises that we have "buttermilk ranch" as a side and not "house dressing", so people get mad when I give them the only ranch like sauce we have, the house dressing. Also doordash loving sucks as graveyard cause its only me and 1 cook all night and I swear these people wait until I have multiple cars in the drive thru before all ordering at once, so I'm trying to take an order/do a transaction and RING RING, RING RING, RING RING, RING RING, RING RING, RING RING, RING RING.


Oh and I got this one jackass who makes multiple orders in a week and at the start would demand extra *insert every sauce here* on the fries, but has now passive aggressively put that request on every item on the order. Go buy a bottle at the store ya chump!

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

loving doordash.

Somehow they got my personal cell# mixed up with one of my restaurants and called over 20 times at 3am before I woke up enough to pull the sim card.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mister Speaker posted:

These apps have contracts with restaurants???

A place I used to work randomly had a delivery app (I think it was DoorDash) start offering our menu. We got a few orders before figuring it out and I think the KM called and told them to pound sand.

Postmates would just list restaurants and then have people call for takeout that a driver would pick up without talking to the restaurant, including restaurants I worked at that didn't do take out. So we'd get calls ordering take out and tell them we don't do that, and then whoever ordered it on post mates would call us being angry about their order being cancelled, and I would have to deal with this poo poo while I have four tables that are going to actually tip me and they get a worse dining experience because I'm on the phone dealing with this bullshit instead of making sure they have all the drinks they want or the food is what they wanted, or the food is excellent but they want desert.

Edit: No, I don't hold a grudge, why do you ask?

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 05:36 on May 19, 2022

No Wave
Sep 18, 2005

HA! HA! NICE! WHAT A TOOL!

mandatory lesbian posted:

Wow, looks like about 100 people arent getting food and will be directed to complain to grubhub if they call
Grubhub was paying for the coupon, so from the restaurant's perspective each of those was just a normal grubhub order (where grubhub still takes 30% btw). Unfortunately it was far too many nornal grubhub orders all at once.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Lost a dishwasher who had a rad blowup

Poor guy was caught one night listening to Skyrim music full blast solo closing (I know, its hosed, dishwasher last to leave, not my rules) by the sous chef and got the nickname dragonslayer, then dovakiin, both which he hated. The prep cooks called him dova.

I could tell a million stories related to the nickname. Felon line cooks who never played a video game in their lives learned fictional a dragon language to shout at him. The joke was completely run into the ground though, and after a while only a few people used it. His firing is the best thing about the guy.

This is a department store cafe and its 8:1 women to men company wide. A good percentage of the men working are openly gay / non binary, or security, shoe salesmen, or cooks. Big HR presence, lots of diversity training. Doesn't matter if you came from Fare Start, you're learning about deadnaming and how its a fireable offense.

Well Dova was having a bad day, and an employee who recently transitioned from "Sally" to "Brad" (in fictional but easily understood narrative terms) noticed. Brad was front of house and was good now that his biggest urges were tempered. A huge believer in personal energy, Brad used to give unsolicited horoscopes to guests dining at the cafe, targeting VIPs. It was ultimately explained to Brad that astrology was not a service we offered to our guests, and would lead to termination.

The dish pit gets a huge dump of dishes unsorted and the two man crew is getting overwhelmed with saute pans primarily, and Dova is scouring metal and cussing like a rotten peach, clanging and making noise, and giving bad looks (this is from a HR writeup of a witness).

Brad unloads a tray and decides this is the time to practice his gift, which he understands to be forbidden only to offering our guests

"Dova, your aura is off today" he says, and intends say more, when he is interrupted

Dova goes nuts

"My name isn't Dovakiin or Dova. You're about identity, right? I don't identify as Dova. Don't loving call me that."

So far, so good.

"You got that, Sally?" he adds

And our felonious dragon slaying dishwasher now has to tell his parole officer why he was fired for deadnaming.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
He was fus ro done with that poo poo

Naelyan
Jul 21, 2007

Fun Shoe

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

He was fus ro done with that poo poo

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dovaklean, surely

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

FFT posted:

Dovaklean, surely

If you got time to dovaklean, you got time to dovakclean

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
If that was literally the only time they deadnamed their coworker and there aren't other behavioral issues, firing seems a little harsh. I'm not saying they were right to do it, they shouldn't have said it and obviously deadnaming is different than using an annoying nickname, but (again assuming there aren't other factors) a single instance shouldn't result in termination.

Edit: And honestly, unsolicited aura readings of your coworkers should be a fireable offense. I don't think I would deadname a coworker about it, but there would be a loving litany of expletives bursting from my mouth if someone saw I was having a bad day and said "[Nickname I've made clear I loving hate], your aura seems off" or if they even used my actual name.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 09:50 on May 21, 2022

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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narcing on a coworker who's on probation seems incredibly lovely on the face of it, but iunno what all details there are in the situation

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Seattle HR policies :blastu:

Also saw a FOH gal get chastised for "being too presumptuous with gender" when referring to a guest (in six inch heels heels and holding a three thousand dollar saint laurent bag) as a "woman who wanted to speak with a manager"

They held a FOH meeting about it that we thank god didn't have to waste prep time listening to

I'm staging right now and will be moving on again very soon

Dimloep
Nov 5, 2011
The shelves in the hot box collapsed and broke 250 plates 15 minutes before plate-up starts. Wheeeeee!

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Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


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