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It turns out there seems to be clowns in many different cultures. The Mandé ritual clown. ![]() https://www.culturesofwestafrica.com/mande-ritual-clown/
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Seeking out a Master Clown so I can get a +5 range on my squirty lapel flower and also re-spec my japes & pratfalls Sorry, too late - they're all dead ![]() quote:Glen Gordon "Frosty" Little (December 5, 1925 – October 26, 2010) was a circus clown who served with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus for over 20 years. He was one of only four clowns ever to have been given the title "Master Clown" by the Ringling organization.
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How to treat clowns, this is a jester clown but it can be applied to all clowns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzKo1JPNf4s
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The sad clown (very rare outside of painting form)
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I learned all I need to know from It’s the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:It’s the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies. ![]()
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So would alcoholic clowns be their own section? I say yes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtOXxH6KVX4
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Clowns, and circus/funhouse stuff in general, creeps me out intensely. I don't think I've ever had a traumatic experience at the circus, I can't explain it, I just get this acute disquieting sensation that borders on physical sickness when people show me clown stuff.
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Yvershek posted:So would alcoholic clowns be their own section? I say yes. All clowns are alcoholics. Rob Zombie says so and he grew up as a carny so I believe him.
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clussy
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CelticPredator posted:clussy Doctor Dogballs posted:
You're late.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyGy_rp820s
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How about most frightening of clowns, clown ministry clowns. After you see one of these people, the next time you see a clown the question enters your head: am I going to be delighted by rather athletic physical humor, or will this just be a couple minutes of tepid juggling before the evangelical hard-sell? More frightening than anything Stephen King ever wrote.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:You're late. Krussy
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You forgot rear end clowns, OP. And the sad crying clown in an iron lung. I always wanted one ![]()
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Yvershek posted:So would alcoholic clowns be their own section? I say yes. I say yes, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uT1sQrIozI
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There's also the infamous parasitic clown that sneaks up on and lays eggs in other clowns shoes and pockets
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hell yeah
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You forgot the biggest clown.![]()
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Clowns are so wild, man. I mean painting they face? Big rear end hair? Acting all crazy?! What the hell!?
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the elusive bloodclown
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You didn’t mention all the clowns in Congress. What a bunch of clowns
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Ralph Hurley posted:You didn’t mention all the clowns in Congress. a new type of clown: this clown
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clowns work harder than anyone in congress
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Killer ones from outer space
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Ralph Hurley posted:You didn’t mention all the clowns in Congress. It's a poll option in the OP. Mobile clown spotted.
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I see the fabled Punchinello is missing from this list. A critical misstep OP.
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No Clownfish?
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Big Beef City posted:No Clownfish? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imr8WKuqFZo
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Sometimes their noses are horns
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Big Beef City posted:No Clownfish? That's a kind of fish, not a kind of clown. Like how a hotdog is a kind of dog not a kind of hot.
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Is there a specific type of clown for fancy dress occasions? Yes. They're called politicians. Biden is currently chairman of their organization.
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You Are A Elf posted:You forgot rear end clowns, OP. This might be because they come from a broken home; based on experience dads are the only ones that can perceive rear end clowns. Some routines dads claim rear end clowns commonly perform: -parking\driving wrong -mowing wrong -being at your dad's work wrong -generally pissing your dad off
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When I was a little kid I wanted nothing more than to go to Clown College. Now I just shitpost.
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Don't forget ministry clowns. Evangelizing and clowning, two great tastes that taste great together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKP4MOnkff0
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