Outrail posted:

Boners man

Dameius posted:

https://youtu.be/sVI1CaPnPfQ?t=26

It is the "?t=26" at the end and it is always referenced in number of seconds from 00:00:00 on the video. If you click the share button on the video the popup that gives you the link to copy has a checkbox for start at wherever the video was at when you clicked the share button.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm surrounded by bone racists

Extra row of tits posted:

I had a very tech illiterate friend that was terrified she would break the computer somehow, costing millions to repair. After much cajoling and explaining there was nothing she could do to the computer that we could not fix, that it was effectively impossible for her to break one she agreed to go to a "PC for beginners" class.

She sat down, pushed the on button for the monitor as the tutor instructed and it blew up with a bang and huge puff of smoke.

ultrafilter posted:

Platystemon posted:

Kids these days will never know the joy of degaussing a CRT.

Platystemon posted:

Kids these days will never know the joy of degaussing a CRT.

ToxicFrog posted:

click click BWOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGG

I don't miss the size, or the weight, or the heat, or the image quality, but I do miss that.

I wonder if anyone's written an xscreensaver module or something that pretends to degauss your LCD.

Marcade posted:

As I understand it, kids are exposed to plenty of CRT nowadays.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm surrounded by bone racists

Captain Monkey posted:

The Coccyx Clan.

Cartoon Man posted:

Lobok posted:

The cop that showed up or the one already there?

Breetai posted:

IT'S HYPHENATED YOU FECKLESS TURD

No Mods No Masters posted:

One of the most covid time warp realizations anyone can have, is finding out the predator came out in 2018

Milo and POTUS posted:

Good for him.

Paladinus posted:

We need more characters who are not able in any way at all. Just zero ability. Utterly useless fuckers. For diversity purposes.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Finally my time has arrived

One More Fat Nerd posted:

One thing that I feel is missing from the predator sequels is that I think Predator has a kinda psychosexual context that gets lost. I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this, but I watched the film recently and its been on my mind.

First, the Predator feels fairly female coded to me:
-long hair
-long nails
-accessories
-fishnets
-carries a purse
-assault vulva on its face

In this context we can see the predator as a sexually aggressive woman, making her way through a group of bros, taking what she wants and discarding them as inadequate fuccbois.

Each bro has a critical flaw rendering them inadequate:

Hawkins: Misogynist, small penis (his girlfriends pussy is not actually big)
Blain: Homophobe, requires chemical assistance to be a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
Mac: narcissist, constantly preening and worrying over the state of his face.
Dillon: Liar. Operates on false pretenses.
Hawkins: takes himself out with his own log. Premature Ejaculator. (Maybe gay? Not sure of how to interpret this subtext).
Billy: Scared of girls. "Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man!" "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man"

The only one who isn't a fuccboi is Dutch, and even he only succeeds when he loses the expensive toys and gets down in the dirt with the predator, and plays her game as an equal.

How does he succeed? 3 parts:
First: He smashes her with a frankly tremendous log.
Second: He asks her honest questions: "What the gently caress are you?"
Third: He makes her laugh.

I don't feel this is really present in Predator 2, though it has been a while since I saw it. I also havent seen any of the other sequels.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm surrounded by bone racists

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

My bones are wet and I must scream.

iwentdoodie posted:

No one likes a screamer

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

I'd like to conclude this discussion by pointing out that if Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be well over 400 years old

Breetai posted:

And frantically pounding at the lid of a box.

iwentdoodie posted:

No one likes a screamer

iwentdoodie posted:

No one likes a screamer

jmstarkusn posted:

loves this game because it gets it ready for bitches

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ToxicFrog posted:

click click BWOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGG

AnimeIsTrash posted:

only men understand david foster wallce

ArmZ posted:

this is why he killed himself

iwentdoodie posted:

No one likes a screamer

Paladinus posted:

*a streamer

Platystemon posted:

Botanists have a rule against homonyms. Zoologists don’t.

Trig Discipline posted:

Botanists: no homo
Zoologists: you know what, I'm actually into it

Outrail posted:

Zoologists generally seem to have an unhealthily healthy attitude to any and all kinds of sexual predilections.

Botanists will look at a flower, see it looks like a big cock and obviously call it Brachychiton megaphyllus because that's how you're supposed to name things.

I heard a story about someone writing a botanical guide who wanted a common name for an obscure shrub. They called up the botanist who first described it and asked if he had a common name for it:

'C**tbush'
'what?'
'C**tbush'
What? Why would you call it that?
'Coz it smells like a c**t'

Guess the country.