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Kuros posted:Come one! Come all! Come see the amazing man without a spine! wow brave to post this when clearly even a redditor could kick his rear end
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Kuros posted:I told her it's not true and she needed to let it go and she did, hours later she forgot about it completely oh, word?
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May 17, 2022 22:42
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Kuros posted:Come one! Come all! Come see the amazing man without a spine! Oh, hey, and here I thought I would always be against pranks.
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May 17, 2022 22:56
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Kuros posted:AITA for yelling at my wife infront of my family for putting salt in my mom's birthday cake. Did no one tell this dude's mom she can always ADD salt to her meal at the table? That's literally why every restaurant has salt and pepper shakers at the table if not little packets of them. She should just stop using salt and if anyone complains put the salt shaker in front of them.
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May 17, 2022 22:59
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limp_cheese posted:Did no one tell this dude's mom she can always ADD salt to her meal at the table? That's literally why every restaurant has salt and pepper shakers at the table if not little packets of them. His only two comments are thanking someone who said ESH (the nicest comment towards him on the post) and saying that he suggested salt and pepper shakers, but his mom says that "tastes different."
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May 17, 2022 23:00
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limp_cheese posted:Did no one tell this dude's mom she can always ADD salt to her meal at the table? That's literally why every restaurant has salt and pepper shakers at the table if not little packets of them. I love how the entire family literally cannot decide if the food is salted or not, like the mother's opinion is causing them to question their own sense of taste.
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May 17, 2022 23:01
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pentyne posted:I love how the entire family literally cannot decide if the food is salted or not, like the mother's opinion is causing them to question their own sense of taste. She's been gaslighting them for several generations.
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May 17, 2022 23:02
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AITA for not buying my collegue sweets when I get myself a meal?quote:I have become close friends with my kind,social and very accepting collegue. When I don't bring leftovers from home to work for lunch (usually about twice a week) I tend to get myself a lunch at the cafeteria. But since the first time I got food from there I had bought her and another collegue some cookies. Now when I come to sit at the table, she does not greet me or acknowledge my existence, she just stares at my tray, snatches the sweets I bought her and eats them (not sharing with the other collegue). When I do not get her some, she will take my money (The cashier puts the change on my tray) and go buy cookies herself. Sometimes she even buys some (with my cash) for her parents or her nephew. She would not ask permission before.
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May 17, 2022 23:05
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“My child, how much do you love me?” “Mother, I love you like cake loves salt.”
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May 17, 2022 23:07
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pentyne posted:I love how the entire family literally cannot decide if the food is salted or not, like the mother's opinion is causing them to question their own sense of taste. Absurd Alhazred posted:She's been gaslighting them for several generations. If it's anything like my older relatives, it's the outcome of generations of having salt as a primary seasoning ingredient, because spices like black pepper might just be a bit too much.
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May 17, 2022 23:11
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Piell posted:AITA for not buying my collegue sweets when I get myself a meal? Rephrase it as, "AITA for allowing this rear end in a top hat to steal from me to buy themselves junk food?"
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May 17, 2022 23:13
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Piell posted:AITA for not buying my collegue sweets when I get myself a meal? Are you sure your friend isn’t a dog
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May 17, 2022 23:17
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limp_cheese posted:Did no one tell this dude's mom she can always ADD salt to her meal at the table? That's literally why every restaurant has salt and pepper shakers at the table if not little packets of them. The gaslighting MIL aside, salting food during cooking and after isn't the same. Food that isn't seasoned during cooking is going to be irretrievably bland. But most likely the wife's cooking is fine and the MIL is just trying a lovely power move. Which makes the salty cake power move all the better.
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May 17, 2022 23:18
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Kuros posted:Come one! Come all! Come see the amazing man without a spine! While going no contact with her MIL might be the emotionally healthy thing to do, the wife taking the path of petty revenge is much more satisfying. WIBTA If I made a complaint about my contractor for pissing on my fence? quote:I (27 F) am home today with my 2 year old son while people replace some siding on my house. Normally this isn’t an issue, I usually greet the people that come and work on my house but this morning I was unable to because I was changing my son. After I was done changing him, my son was curious about the noise and started looking out the window. Normally I have no problem with this, he loves watching people work. But as I looked out the window, one of the contractors went up to my fence and took a piss. While he was not “exposed”, I was still super uncomfortable and upset. I picked up my son and led him away from the window. I don’t know if this kind of thing is common. So I was just wondering if I’d be the rear end in a top hat if I made a complaint, I don’t want the guy to lose his job over this but at the same time I thought it was grossly unprofessional. Thank you!
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May 17, 2022 23:22
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Piell posted:AITA for not buying my collegue sweets when I get myself a meal? Give me your cookies!!!
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May 17, 2022 23:23
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CharlestheHammer posted:Are you sure your friend isn’t a dog No. If you feed dogs, they love you. They don't bite the hand that feeds, hence the expression.
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May 17, 2022 23:30
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CharlestheHammer posted:Are you sure your friend isn’t a dog If you feed a dog and pet them and let them sleep with you and say nice things to them and play with them, they are your friend to the death and will never knowingly do anything that hurts you. Men, on the other hand,
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May 17, 2022 23:33
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DemoneeHo posted:While going no contact with her MIL might be the emotionally healthy thing to do, the wife taking the path of petty revenge is much more satisfying. Mama's boy isn't gonna let no contact happen, so she may as well get her satisfaction where she can.
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May 17, 2022 23:37
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limp_cheese posted:Did no one tell this dude's mom she can always ADD salt to her meal at the table? That's literally why every restaurant has salt and pepper shakers at the table if not little packets of them. People always say this but it's not really true. Some people are just terminally bad cooks and don't add salt during cooking because 'you can add it after'. It's fairly easy to tell the difference, try making spaghetti or mashed potatoes and cook them with and without salt, adding it after, just doesn't work.
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I put salt and pepper in at like every stage, it's practically a tic. Prep ingredients! Salt and pepper. Cook meat! Salt and pepper. Make pan sauce! Salt and pepper. Cook veggies! Salt and pepper. Make grains. Salt and pepper. Serve, with salt and pepper to taste.
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AITA for asking my aunt to return her gift because she bought the wrong one?quote:So my fiancé (24M) and I (21F) are getting married in a few months. Since we are so young, we don’t have much of our own and are relying a lot on our registry to really help us get our life started with essentials. One of our most wanted items on our registry is a set of lie flat camping chairs (maybe doesn’t seem essential to you, but we live in a place where we go camping often). At my bridal shower I received many gifts that I am very thankful for, but I was most excited when my aunt told me that she had bought us the camping chairs, and that it the package was on its way from Amazon! My fiancé and I were so excited, but ended up very surprised when a few days later the package arrived and there was only 1 chair inside. On our registry, we linked a set of 2 chairs, not one, so I reached out to my aunt to see if she could check the tracking on the other chair. She texted back letting me know that she had only bought 1 chair. This is where I may be the rear end in a top hat because I texted her back asking if we returned the chair, would she buy us the set instead, since there are 2 of us and we both cannot use 1 chair or afford to buy another to create a set on our own. It’s been a day, and my aunt has not responded yet. My fiancé says that my text was justified, since we specifically asked for and linked the set of 2, but my mom says I should have just accepted the 1 chair, even though that means only 1 of us would have a nice chair for camping. AITA? Should I text my aunt to apologize even though my fiancé says I shouldn’t?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA For taking the only two seat table in the restaurant all to myself? you're tugging at your collar, anxiously waiting with your date for the only two seat table at a cute out-of-the-way little restaurant full of tables with four chairs. your waiter asks if you're ready to order but you say you're still deciding. you and I both know that's a lie. you're waiting on me to finish my salad. You're waiting on this table. After all, you think: how long can it take for one person to finish a salad? you know, its funny. I'm a very patient man. I waited until the spring to invade because I figured hey, what's the difference? but now I'm troubled by the recent news in Ukraine. my offensive is stalled. my appetite for victory large. my soup arrives. Soup?! that wasn't part of the plan. No - not originally. originally I was going to have a light supper and return home, leaving this table vacant. but I need time to think. Time to ponder and eat my soup. you see, it turns out NATO is providing intensive satellite surveillance of Ukraine. it is crippling my offensive. At home I am humiliated. I have no reason to leave this restaurant I have nothing to look forward to but the next course. and, perhaps, the idea that the satellite data could be intercepted, then put to good use against the Ukrainian military itself. in other words, if I had the NATO decryption keys I could decrypt all that satellite intelligence and bring the Ukrainian military to its knees with a few targeted missile strikes. but alas even after my soup I'm not satisfied. those decryption codes are, of course, a closely guarded secret. I see you still haven't ordered yet. you know, there's still time for you to move over to this table before you order. in a parallel universe I received discrete message containing the codes. in that universe I call the waiter over and ask for my check. soon after I pay for my meal stand up and leave the two seated table empty and available. but, i am still troubled. in this universe I am stuck in Eastern Ukraine. and you are still at the four seat table. maybe a dessert would cheer me up....
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Captain Hygiene posted:If it's anything like my older relatives, it's the outcome of generations of having salt as a primary seasoning ingredient, because spices like black pepper might just be a bit too much. If that's not a really old post, it could just be covid and half of them lost their sense of taste. That would account for the total inability to agree on whether something is tasteless or not.
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May 18, 2022 01:00
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 I see the Business Hole has closed and he's moved on to different ventures.
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The "couple on a date can't sit at a larger table" story is still absolutely boggling my mind. Like.. having additional room is a bad thing???
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May 18, 2022 01:33
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[MD] My father died, his will say I can't inherit if I don't "renounce my homosexuality".quote:I posted here some time ago about this when it wasn't clear what would happen, now the situation is clearer and I still need advice. Happily, the comments are saying that this clause is probably unenforceable and that he needs to see a lawyer.
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Kuros posted:Come one! Come all! Come see the amazing man without a spine! https://youtu.be/OlTHryjhRyM?t=98
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therobit posted:[MD] My father died, his will say I can't inherit if I don't "renounce my homosexuality". This is easy, he should just say he’s bi now. It doesn’t say anything about needing to be straight, just not gay. I bet Dad didn’t think about this loophole.
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wizardofloneliness posted:This is easy, he should just say he’s bi now. It doesn’t say anything about needing to be straight, just not gay. I bet Dad didn’t think about this loophole. One weird trick to get your inheritance from your homophobic relative. Bigots hate it!
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therobit posted:[MD] My father died, his will say I can't inherit if I don't "renounce my homosexuality". Next up in the SC docket
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wizardofloneliness posted:This is easy, he should just say he’s bi now... I bet Dad didn’t think about this loophole. Henceforth known as the poophole loophole.
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DandyLion posted:Next up in the SC docket In a 6-3 opinion, the Supreme Court has ruled that estates are speech. This also invalidates estate taxes somehow.
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Gin posted:Henceforth known as the poophole loophole. Sorry, but that one is already taken by conservative Christian high schoolers.
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it's a joke, none of that happened but it would be funny if it did
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The Moon Monster posted:Specifically, they smell like cum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4p0uw42cdo
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AITA for getting my eldest daughter a kitten when wife is already overwhelmed with our disabled child?quote:My eldest NT daughter (7f) has had to make so many sacrifices for her sister with non verbal autism (5f), more sacrifices than any child should have to make. She has unintentionally been put on the back burner ever since her younger sister was born, it is clearly taking a toll on her and I felt really bad. The poor child cannot even have playdates unless I'm there because my wife cannot manage another child alone on top of our two because our daughter with autism needs constant supervision, can be aggressive and is very prone to meltdowns. She cannot even go to friend's houses unless I'm there to help unless the other parent can drive her and bring her back because our daughter with autism is too difficult to handle in cars without another adult there. She has also been subject to aggressive behaviors from her sister and has been always expected to let her sister have the first turn, the biggest piece and the winning ticket so to speak. She is also had her toys frequently destroyed by her sister.
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