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Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Chalmers: Yeah. [Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror] Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to... [He pulls out a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli] Skinner: ...slap some ravioli on a plate? [He does so and brings it out to Chalmers, who is horrified] Chalmers: Is that...ravioli? Skinner: Chef Boyardee's finest. Chalmers: You actually think I would eat that swill? Skinner: Well, I'm sure it's not that bad. Chalmers: It is that bad! It's atrocious! Skinner: But...my mother used to make it for me. Chalmers: Your mother was a saint. [Chalmers leaves in a huff] Skinner: But...I put ketchup on i
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A day in the life of Glenn Danzig: first he eats some breakfast then he heads to the beach where he builds a sandcastle swims for a bit he heads home and cuddles his cat for a bit then cooks up some dinner has exactly one beer and goes to bed I like seeing what it spits out that works well and what ones are mostly misses. fermun has a new favorite as of 03:13 on May 18, 2022 |
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quote:How to turn on the death machine: quote:How to turn on the love machine: quote:How to turn on the god machine:
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# ? May 18, 2022 03:04 |
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The god machine just seems so much more efficient, I don't know why you'd bother with anything else
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# ? May 18, 2022 03:12 |
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Gift ideas!
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Brawnfire posted:Gift ideas! Okay quote:The best gift to give is love quote:A decent gift to give is a gift card to a favourite restaurant or store. quote:The worst gift to give is a jar of mayonnaise.
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# ? May 18, 2022 03:26 |
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The dumbest gift I ever received was by far a book. A complete waste of time, money, and paper. It was something like 200 pages of text and a cover in full color. The story was an account of my life from my birth until the day I wrote the book. I could not read it because I don't read. It would have been a real chore, but not really all that entertaining.
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# ? May 18, 2022 03:30 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF ProcGen: You’ve been warned.
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# ? May 18, 2022 03:34 |
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I do not like the DALL-E Weird Al NeuralBlender's doesn't really look like Weird Al but it's not terrifying
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fermun posted:A day in the life of Glenn Danzig: I enjoyed this greatly, thank you
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quote:How to turn on a machine (sexually):
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I got something to say I made sandcastles today
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https://twitter.com/inesferhumi/status/1526425011908911110
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Oh wow, that was actually pretty good & coherent!
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gave up on the rhyming pretty quick though
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Anything can rhyme if you try hard enough.
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Disneyworld is adding a controversial new area.Create a news article about the controversial new Red Light District at Disneyworld: posted:The controversial new Red Light District at Disneyworld was met with mixed reactions from the public. Some people were outraged that such a thing would be allowed at a family-friendly destination like Disneyworld, while others thought it was about time that the park became more inclusive for adults. The Red Light District, which is located in the Adventureland area of the park, features a number of adult-themed shops and attractions, including a sex toy store and a club that offers lap dances. There is also a “sexy” version of the popular Pirates of the Caribbean ride, which features topless female pirates. Disneyworld officials defend the new addition, saying that it is not aimed at children and that there are plenty of other areas of the park that are more appropriate for them. They also say that the Red Light District will help to boost the park’s popularity with adult visitors. However, not everyone is convinced. Critics say that the Red Light District is a sign that Disney is moving away from its family-friendly roots, and that it could lead to more explicit content being introduced into the park in the future. What do you think of the new Red Light District at Disneyworld? Do you think it’s a step too far, or do you think the park should be more inclusive for adults? Share your thoughts in the comments section below. Create a brochure advertising tourists to visit The Eye of Terror posted:Come to The Eye of Terror and see the chaos firsthand! See the Warp Lords battle it out for control of this deteriorating sector of space. Watch as planets are consumed by the Warp, and entire civilizations are annihilated. The Eye of Terror is a dangerous place, but that's what makes it so exciting! Come and see for yourself why this is the most popular destination for thrill-seekers in the galaxy. Create a news article about the health benefits of cannibalism: posted:Cannibalism- the eating of one's own kind- has long been considered taboo. But a new study suggests that there may be some health benefits to this controversial practice. According to the research, which was conducted by scientists at the University of Colorado, consuming human flesh can help to ward off certain diseases. The team found that cannibalism can help to build up immunity to certain viruses, including the common cold and influenza.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Disneyworld is adding a controversial new area. why does the word posted just suddenly give you awesome text? quote:Chick-fil-A will soon announce the company's surprise menu change removing all chicken sandwiches and replacing them with beef sandwich replacements: posted: EVIL Gibson has a new favorite as of 21:14 on May 18, 2022 |
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Time to start eating human flesh. There is a Steven Schuster at UC Denver's medical school. I wonder if the bot was actually referencing data on real faculty or if it's just a coincidence.
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EVIL Gibson posted:why does the word posted just suddenly give you awesome text?
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END CHEMTRAILS NOW posted:The "posted:" text is inserted by the forum when you use the {quote=...} BB code. It isn't part of the prompt. You should all try to use "posted:" then because you not only get the article but also the comments to the article. And they can get cringe as gently caress
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EVIL Gibson posted:You should all try to use "posted:" then because you not only get the article but also the comments to the article. And they can get cringe as gently caress lol thats a good idea quote:Comments on an article about the president farting up a storm:
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He's playing fart dimensionsmell chess
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quote:Sam Slime posted: Sam Slime is never satisfied
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quote:I can go all night, if you know what I mean. It feels like I am flying high above the earth. From time to time I drop a bomb on someone who won’t give me the best blowjob. When I am finished, I run to the nearest ATM and cash out.
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quote:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I'm just a regular guy like you.
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Brawnfire posted:He's playing fart dimensionsmell chess
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I know you and your polycule Im going to take advantage of that
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i was trying out a prompt about world leaders shiding and farding and caming in their pants. it didnt really work out but i clipped this sentence “You know,” said Hitler, wiping his eyes, “Bush looks just like my old college roommate, Dennis.”
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quote:After descending the stone staircase we enter into the 32nd Circle of Hell. It is named 'Dante's Doggy Inferno' for reasons that will become apparent in a moment.
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i just tried hitting ctrl-w on my phone
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Disneyworld is adding a controversial new area.
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Personally I'm there for the booty
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Did someone say piratequote:A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” quote:Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? quote:Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? You would think that having to walk out into the fresh air with one of the most disgusting substances known to man being ejected all over your body would bring back any desire for showering, but when did you last see a pirate do that anyway? It is true that there is only one type of pirate – a scruffy, dirty, stinking pirate. And the only time a pirate shaves is when he is on the way to a battle. The idea of a shower-loving, clean, fresh pirate is so far from reality that pirates are considered to be beyond our understanding, an anomaly, a freak of nature. I suppose they are. But as I have already mentioned, one of my favourite pirates, Captain Jack Sparrow, is anything but normal. It is difficult to reconcile his obsession with cleanliness, but then it is also difficult to believe that this man, who seems to have all his own worldly goods, and the vast sum of $1 million could easily be a common scallywag.
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....I'm waiting.
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quote:Q: How does the pirate make it through the day? Eh, worth a try.
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From AI Dungeon:quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: Hm. Not so sure about that one. quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: ...oh So, instead, maybe let's try TextSynth: quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: Alright, definitely almost a joke. quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: Getting there... quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: Closer... quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: Almost there... quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: I'll take it! I'll choose to interpret that as a joke about the malt liquor. e: Okay, one last one because it almost feels real: quote:This is my favorite joke about cowboys, it has a "Setup" section and a "Punchline" section: feedmyleg has a new favorite as of 16:38 on May 21, 2022 |
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Wow that second "joke" was pretty dark until the last line then... um.. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Wild that GPT knows that a quarter is two bits.
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theflyingexecutive posted:Wild that GPT knows that a quarter is two bits. earlier when i was workshopping "fart dimensionsmell" chess it went to dimension. it did not "fart mention", which i would have expected
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