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May 29, 2024 19:13
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
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my coworker has casually informed me that not only is the moon hollow and "rings like a bell", but non-organic corn is part of a government program to sterilize boys
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May 18, 2022 15:37
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- Finger Prince
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my coworker has casually informed me that not only is the moon hollow and "rings like a bell", but non-organic corn is part of a government program to sterilize boys
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Tell me, oh wise one, how can the moon be hollow if it is made from cheese? But you're right about the corn, and it's not just corn either. It's anything non-organic. That includes the cotton in their clothing! Synthetic fabrics are even worse!
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May 18, 2022 15:55
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- cruft
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Corn is carbon based, so I'm not sure what they're getting at.
Glad to read I'm not the only one still making this tired-rear end dad joke on the regular
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May 18, 2022 17:38
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- cruft
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In my heart of hearts I know you are proud of me for this, as we are all striving to be the dadliest catch.
I try hard not to post ironically in BYOB.
It genuinely makes me happy to see people making dumb jokes! It indicates somebody is making an effort to keep things lighthearted even if it comes at the expense of not looking cool anymore.
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May 18, 2022 17:46
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- Finger Prince
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Ordering a light weight hood for your sports car from Mexico and receiving one made out of knitted cashmere because of a typo you made in the email.
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May 19, 2022 00:47
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- Finger Prince
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That should probably go in the jokes thread.
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May 19, 2022 00:48
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- Escape From Noise
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I do love that the response to me getting an offer for a commercial sample of yeast that can sour in tank without contamination with data and commercial examples of products made with said yeast for the price of shipping (~2k yen)and a request for feedback is teeth sucking and "That's going to be difficult! We'll need to check with management!". Especially when the other yeast I've been using is not currently available due to supply chain issues and the sour pitch we'll use in it's place is over 10k yen and is more sour than they'd like. Corporate structure baybeeeeeeee!
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May 19, 2022 07:23
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- Escape From Noise
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Fortunately it didn't like burst really hard and I was standing pretty far from the keg washer. But there's no real warning.
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May 20, 2022 11:22
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I wanted to go buy some flowers this morning but then a client scheduled a meeting, and then rescheduled it twice for later in the morning. So I sat around all morning waiting for a 10 minute meeting to happen and now I want to go back to bed.
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May 20, 2022 16:13
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- Escape From Noise
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At a beer event this weekend and the restaurant manager is helping today. It's not a huge deal but it's kinda funny how much he just leans into the smoothie sour IPA as a possible sale. It's the only beer he mentions to potential customers.
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May 22, 2022 02:20
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- Escape From Noise
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Beer event was mostly good and I think my bosses were able to understand things I was trying to say. I think they may have learned a few things. We'll see. Man I'm tired.
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May 22, 2022 11:09
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- Escape From Noise
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Running a production schedule by committee is going great.
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May 23, 2022 06:23
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- Escape From Noise
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It loving rules that me getting a raise is dependent on my beer selling bit management is forever putting off doing outside sales and focusing on one beer to the exclusion of all others, pushing bottle sales at a volume I cannot possibly produce. Also that my production schedule keeps getting started and stopped at random so I'm always behind on my materials orders and the amount of product I can release at a time is severely hampered.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:28 on May 23, 2022
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May 23, 2022 07:23
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- Escape From Noise
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Jobs. Are they worth it? (No!)
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May 24, 2022 15:28
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- xcheopis
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Yeah I'm at my job right now, this is dumb. I could be home ripping bongs!
I could be home rearranging things so that there is comfort and safety for any new fluffer-hogs I acquire!
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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May 25, 2022 01:25
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- DaChurl
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I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.
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I have to do a "webinar" in a few minutes. 30 minutes of going through a PowerPoint about the stuff I work on to an audience that may or may not include anyone outside of our company. Apparently the previous webinars we've have had zero questions. But we gotta keep going!
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May 25, 2022 15:59
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- DaChurl
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I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.
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All done! Pretty sure we had fewer audience members than we had for the practice session yesterday.
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May 25, 2022 16:39
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- Escape From Noise
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Cool. I just got yelled at for asking for time off I'd requested earlier but lost because the production schedule got changed on me again. Definitely time to look for a new job.
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May 26, 2022 07:42
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- Escape From Noise
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I can't deal with this garbage rear end industry anymore. Time to face my failure to make it as a brewer. I guess there's always teaching English.
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May 26, 2022 11:23
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