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it's good to see someone really say buttcoin
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:19 |
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Shame Boy posted:credit where it's due, "legal and tender buttcoins" is a pretty decent joke ben just ripping off the "tits of america / tender and private" thing from real money
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:19 |
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Chewbaccanator posted:Once again, Ben drawing while inexpressibly horny. bernie's a commie, biden's a sex pest, millennials are entitled brats, pete has a sexy voluptuous rear end that deserves to be front and center, cnn is lying fake news, idk man seems completely normal and consistent to me
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:21 |
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Shame Boy posted:i wanted to see if he had a favorite coin he endorsed instead (since that seems like something he'd do) and instead found this, where he seems to have created his own buttcoin I appreciate that he got the robo-Zuck look right
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:30 |
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Man, if only NFTs had to be minted in an distributed, secure, open ledger that anybody has access to this kinda scam couldn't happen. But actually downloading and checking the ledger is such a pain, better trust a handful of centralized services to do that for you.
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:35 |
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sorry why does a discord bot have employees
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:49 |
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there has to be a somewhat legal channel to move the money the discord bot gathers to the real people behind the scam
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# ? May 18, 2022 16:51 |
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Endless Mike posted:sorry why does a discord bot have employees the next tech bust is going to be ruthless
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:12 |
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Endless Mike posted:sorry why does a discord bot have employees IoT in action.
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:18 |
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Endless Mike posted:sorry why does a discord bot have employees Welcome to the new paradigm of Middle Botagement
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:18 |
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quote:I bought at 50k and I'm losing my life savings. gently caress me man. Thinking of pulling out as I'm afraid this will just be like post 2017 where it just keeps loving dropping for 2 and a half years. quote:$10K - $20K and just DCA to bring down your avg cost
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:39 |
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"dollar cost average" I mumble as my wife walks out the door forever.
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:40 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:They had (have?) a whole "honest ponzi" gambling thing going: Yeah like was mentioned in 'Line Goes Up' most Crypto and NFTs only succeeds if you have all the trappings of a ponzi scheme or a pump and dump, down in many cases to outright instruction on HOW to do it.
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:47 |
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i love dollar cost averaging, instead of being the absolute loser that bought X of asset when it was 50k but it's now worth 20k, buy a lot more at 20k then average out the price so you can pretend to be the smart, handsome guy that bought X*n of asset when it was 30k but it's now worth 20k
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:50 |
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Endless Mike posted:sorry why does a discord bot have employees gotta have a big marketing staff to shill the discord bot's NFTs https://twitter.com/mee6bot/status/1500808957451026436
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# ? May 18, 2022 17:52 |
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BITch Coin Pay4Play
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:04 |
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haveblue posted:just ripping off the "tits of america / tender and private" thing from real money old USD used to be legit pretty cool looking and indeed had a lot of tits on it. i used (and cleaned up) a bunch of really old designs to test out my new laser printer. ex:
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:05 |
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Beeftweeter posted:old USD used to be legit pretty cool looking and indeed had a lot of tits on it. i used (and cleaned up) a bunch of really old designs to test out my new laser printer. ex: Love the large X, we need these back
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:14 |
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I just realized there's probably NFTs of every bill for every major currency currently "minted" on the "blockchain". Kill me.
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:15 |
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Chewbaccanator posted:Love the large X, we need these back yeah they're pretty neat. here's another one with roman numerals i used. obverse has andrew jackson though and gently caress that genocidal maniac i'm the counterfeitting warning lol
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:48 |
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Chewbaccanator posted:Love the large X, we need these back Who are these princely dorks? Is that Buchanan?
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:12 |
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10,000 dollar note penalty for counterfeiting is 5,000 dollars :thonk: yes I know it says AND/or hard labor
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:21 |
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shackleford posted:so it looks like about 9% of the tether market cap has been redeemed in the past week lol another 1.5 billion overnight: does this mean if tether is being exchanged for other types of butts or USD? i have a hard time believing that they actually have $9 billion USD sitting around
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:37 |
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Shageletic posted:Who are these princely dorks?
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:47 |
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lewis and clark, apparently
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:49 |
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Bluecobra posted:lol another 1.5 billion overnight: It just means someone is burning tokens. Presumably that means someone is getting an equal amount of USD in exchange but it could also just be Tether unwinding previously issued tokens with no actual deposits behind them.
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:50 |
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Shame Boy posted:i wanted to see if he had a favorite coin he endorsed instead (since that seems like something he'd do) and instead found this, where he seems to have created his own buttcoin this is incredible, it has not one but two real jokes, and i also agree with him that crypto is stupid
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:57 |
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Shageletic posted:Who are these princely dorks? they used to put all sorts of people on money, not just presidents. i gave up on completely fixing this because the original is an absolute mess and i was just using them as printer tests, but william l. marcy (secretary of state, secretary of war, ny gov. etc) pops up a lot: i could post a ton of Old Money designs that are rad if people want me to i guess but we're now in derail territory e: also everything i've posted has been 50% sized, so you can see why they'd be useful for testing print resolution Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 20:04 on May 18, 2022 |
# ? May 18, 2022 19:59 |
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I’m surprised those wouldn’t set off the currency detection features on modern printers
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:08 |
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qirex posted:I’m surprised those wouldn’t set off the currency detection features on modern printers lol, specifically used them because there's no EURion constellation
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:11 |
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Beeftweeter posted:lol, specifically used them because there's no EURion constellation fascinating stuff, had no idea this was a thing sad what fiat must resort to! you see in crypto, counterfeiting is impossible due to the magic of the immutable ledger please disregard all the other shady poo poo going on behind the kitchen door and all the exchanges not actually using the chain thank you
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:33 |
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Beeftweeter posted:lol, specifically used them because there's no EURion constellation some of the systems I worked on at efi had other features that looked for those cross hatched engraving patterns maybe since most places are using the constellation it's not needed any more
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:39 |
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Chewbaccanator posted:fascinating stuff, had no idea this was a thing when all 21 million "legit" bitcoins are eventually mined then that'll get the number down to 99.989%, but that's as good as it can get
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:57 |
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mrmcd posted:It just means someone is burning tokens. Presumably that means someone is getting an equal amount of USD in exchange but it could also just be Tether unwinding previously issued tokens with no actual deposits behind them. yeah, it's been theorized before that one way Tether issues USDT is by printing up a bunch of unbacked USDT and lending it to an affiliate or a crypto exchange (and then recording that loan balance as one of their reserve assets). if that theory was correct, then it's possible that what we're seeing here is borrowers returning their borrowed USDT to Tether in satisfaction of their loans, rather than Tether actually redeeming USDTs for cash.
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:00 |
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SubG posted:since someone once mined 184 billion bitcoins, literally 99.99% of all bitcoins ever created were counterfeits What was the story there again? It was "fixed" by a hard-fork early on right?
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:13 |
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bad news for ape holders hoping to get a date https://twitter.com/y4kxyz/status/1524893128444067841
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:16 |
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qirex posted:some of the systems I worked on at efi had other features that looked for those cross hatched engraving patterns hmm, never heard of that. i'd try this (25% scaled lol) official BEP portrait: it was a transparent png but loving imgur converted it to a jpeg. it also vectorizes really well
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Qwertycoatl posted:bad news for ape holders hoping to get a date Who could have expected this
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:27 |
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lol can't get over that they call themselves degenerates
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:37 |
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incels interlinked
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