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i feel like i coud probably write some really good dialogue heres some exampes so imagine theres like... there's two characters named Shiv and Shank. rumor is that one is male and one is female but nobody is asking which. they're like thief types with big cloaks on. nayway they might be like You hear? Rooker's back in town. Oof. Fatal, him. Heard he took down the Ijerian Army last week. Where'd 'e fight them, then? Ijeria. Right right, but whereabouts? You misunderstand me. He took down the whole army. Fwaaaaaah. Right? ...we should have a go at 'im You're certifiable, you No but like, he's tired by now, surely Not that tired! Still... be a lark You're a lark
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:43 |
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:45 |
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Nani?
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:46 |
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....!?
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:47 |
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shart
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:47 |
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belch
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:51 |
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My lore is extensive but i don't want to talk about it. Buy a potion or gently caress off
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# ? May 18, 2022 18:59 |
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WE NEED MORE BALLS IN THE BALL FACTORY!!! -sephithorth
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:00 |
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Nooner posted:...
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:09 |
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op have you heard of a game called dragon age 2? I don't like to presume but I think it would be right up your alley
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:12 |
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Who is John Galt?
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:13 |
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I'm not convinced yet, OP. Here, please complete these simple but open ended prompts so I can see how you work. Prompt #1: One town NPC regales another with the story of their encounter with a mudcrab. Prompt #2: The player tries to turn down a quest from the local lord to find and return a stolen artifact. Come up with a reason the lord gives for why the player now has to do it anyway. Prompt #3: An NPC wishes to show their appreciation to the player for saving them from bandits. What do they say/do? Description of NPC: elf, busty. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 18, 2022 |
# ? May 18, 2022 19:18 |
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Alea is a young Barmaid on a world where Bars are bascialy the same as Churches, and Bar Staff are thus Clergy. in this game they have all te heal spells andstuff. this is actually a game i am working on (not a joke) so she arrives to start her like, Bar training and like ...between a Half-Elf Ranger and six Orcish Musketeers! Ahahahah! ,,,oh? Who might you be? Alea, sire! Reporting for duty! Ahhhh yes, the new Barmaid, eh? Very good, very good... Yes! I'm told my pouring technique is quite advanced! ...pouring technique? Ahahaha. Yes. Well. I'm sure you'll have ample opportunity to... impress... once you've settled in. I'll have your things sent for. Oh... this is all I have, sire. My family is quite poor. Clearly... and does all your family... smell of Tauran Manure? oop!!...
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:22 |
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It's not RPG dialog unless lines are at least two paragraphs long
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:33 |
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how appropriate, you fight like a cow OP!
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:43 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:how appropriate, you fight like a cow OP! The hell is that supposed to mean?!
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# ? May 18, 2022 19:54 |
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I punched my fist in and out of OP's dad's rear end until he collapsed in mind-shattering bliss and declared his love for Tashir, Queen-Goddess of the night
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:03 |
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I did the same to OP's uncle but he refused to convert
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:03 |
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Woozle
wuzzle?
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:05 |
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I rolled a 12
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:09 |
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i got real mad playing an rpg recently where a character said something in parenthesis. its like, oh motherfucker, you said this dialogue out loud? in parenthesis? and im sure one of you assholes will say oh actually you can say parenthesis out loud, well, gently caress you, gently caress whoever wrote that, got paid for it. i will eat your wife
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# ? May 18, 2022 20:19 |
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I need a worthless and useless item with robust description text, pronto
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:11 |
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A dialog tree with 5 different choices, all leading to same conclusion! Gamers love that poo poo
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:14 |
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Help! I'm in an rpg and I'm being punched! Upwards!
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:15 |
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Congratulations on your first good post op!
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:16 |
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You can accept the mission politely, or accept the mission but be an unapologetic rear end in a top hat about it. Choose wisely, the fate of the world depends on it
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:17 |
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Ratman barkeep desperately needs your help dealing with that pesky human swarm infestation upstairs
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:22 |
Wistiflour of the Deeps sends his regards: "I make a big poopy"
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:23 |
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Hire me to pad a game just enough for Steam to reject a return on it. BUT THOUGH MUST BUT THOUGH MUST BUT THOUGH MUST
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:25 |
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"Ey I'm raiding here" said the orc
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:26 |
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I've riven thru these bloody ruins for fourteen turnings of the Ember Spire. My vengeance grows in the inktreader night. Silent... Hello? ...deadly, stained with the burning souls of a thousand blooded knives... It's just, we're trying to get to Highwater... Seek you the Dark Visage? O bold?? Not as such, not as such. Looking for a wizard... name of Nigel? About yay high, got like... wonky little stars on 'is robe, and whatnot? Magic is the curse of Nahojum, brought from the defiled race of Morkutanas... I hear you, I hear you. It's just, we're in a bit of a hurry... Insolent fool!!! Prepare yourllsef!!! and then, there's a boss fight
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:32 |
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My protagonist is only able to speak in ellipses, but I need some good exposition as to why he's needed to take up the quest to slay the leader of the evil dragon cult.
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:33 |
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cult_hero posted:My protagonist is only able to speak in ellipses, but I need some good exposition as to why he's needed to take up the quest to slay the leader of the evil dragon cult. Remember you your mother? ... Yes... she was beautiful. Half-water spirit, she was. ... Well, she... she was busy! Spirit business. ... I suppose she might have done, but, well, you turned out alright? ... Oh well I'm sure it weren't that bad... cults are very loving environments! And that Darkan, very charismatic leader. ... Just over that ridge there
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:38 |
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cult_hero posted:My protagonist is only able to speak in ellipses, but I need some good exposition as to why he's needed to take up the quest to slay the leader of the evil dragon cult. I will destroy the dragon cult and take the dragon they worship as my wife.
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:39 |
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sod off, taffer!
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# ? May 18, 2022 21:51 |
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Shall we go for whiskey and cigars later?
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# ? May 18, 2022 22:14 |
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It's hightime for an NPC to call the player on their bullshit: So that's how you live your life? burgling people's property in the name of saving the world?! I see you killing that dragon, and giving not one poo poo about how the ecology here will adapt to this. yeah good job hero, creating all these new widows and orphans the city is not set to handle. GTFO!
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# ? May 19, 2022 17:47 |
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# ? May 19, 2022 18:19 |
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What's the appropriate thing to say when you burst into some peasant's hut and smash all their pottery? I usually just scream, but I feel like I could benefit from your services.
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# ? May 19, 2022 18:22 |
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Lucky Guy posted:What's the appropriate thing to say when you burst into some peasant's hut and smash all their pottery? "I am Link, the Hero of Time, and I need these rupies."
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