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Parrotine posted:My friend in Ukraine got her house bombed today That's a shame.
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Vietnamwees posted:You know, ITS NOT LIKE TAKING THE SATS! Well, maybe the test was gender bias, you know a lot of questions about hunting and testicles...
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Sash! posted:Well, maybe the test was gender bias, you know a lot of questions about hunting and testicles... I think we're all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests.
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I don't explain them, Mr Seinfeld. I just exterminate them.
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I'm gonna need a clean, 8 ounce glass.
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fenix down posted:I'm gonna need a clean, 8 ounce glass. fenix down, pick a glass! Pick a glass, fenix down!
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If I'm curt, then I apologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.
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Gyshall posted:That's a shame. Her cousin's house collapsed the other day as well. Been a rough week for that family.
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Parrotine posted:Her cousin's house collapsed the other day as well. Been a rough week for that family. ... Wanna get some pizza?
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May 19, 2022 18:39
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It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven
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May 19, 2022 18:45
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Parrotine posted:Her cousin's house collapsed the other day as well. Been a rough week for that family. Well, good luck with all that 
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It's all supervised!
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:... Wanna get some pizza? Can I send the pizza to my friend? 🍕
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May 19, 2022 20:49
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Parrotine posted:Can I send the pizza to my friend? 🍕 A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund. She don't really celebrate Christmas, she's a Festivus household.
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Putin: Everyone else: https://twitter.com/larrydavidquote/status/931268997563191296
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May 19, 2022 22:23
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The agency? What agency? The CIA?
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Gyshall posted:The agency? What agency? The CIA? This case has been turned over to our library investigation officer, Mr. Bookman.
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May 20, 2022 05:29
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That's like an ice cream man named Cone! 
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Is that a Titleist?
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I'm just amused that a variety of places have cracked the code of how to let people make their own pizza without having them put their arm in a pizza oven, yet the Subway model eluded Kramer and Poppy
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Poppy's a little sloppy.
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May 20, 2022 16:02
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Poppie peed on my sofa!!
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I GOTTA SIT DOWN!
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Poppy seeds!
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Oh, and one more thing. You may have osteoporosis.
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drat it, Elaine. That wasn't Zach. That was the yam-yam.
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His wife's in a coma
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Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney!
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You don't let somebody lie when they know you're lying. You call them a liar!
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I know you're there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing!
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Hey, look at Palmtree Panic. He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kinda... monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?
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May 22, 2022 17:38
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You threw a banana peel at a monkey???
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Well he started it!
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High five!
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May 23, 2022 16:37
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fenix down posted:That's so... grease monkey. I don't care for that term.
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Doctor, is the squirrel going to live? There's been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.
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Eight bucks! I think I got ripped off...
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Excuse me, I gave you a twenty dollar bill and you only actually gave me change for a ten.
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