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Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Violet_Sky posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcZbnhSEAXk

Clifford the Big Red Dog appears!

Oh his coat looks so soft after grooming and he was such a good boy. I want to pet him! :swoon:

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Violet_Sky posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcZbnhSEAXk

Clifford the Big Red Dog appears!

I love her stuff. I actually got my dog on her channel.

# ? May 16, 2022 02:23

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

I watched that Clifford episode and yeah I like dogs, subscribed.

# ? May 16, 2022 02:29

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/zRP0eU1.mp4

Unmute

# ? May 16, 2022 10:36

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Catnip spray:

https://i.imgur.com/VaVCDop.mp4

# ? May 16, 2022 15:08

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR52bAh860k

# ? May 16, 2022 23:19

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

I just learned this critter exists:

https://twitter.com/nashvillezoo/status/1525214005022834688?s=21&t=SdnVo0Wo3-azWVEfbP1OUA

# ? May 17, 2022 00:48

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Fanaloka are cute little babies that eat tiny bugs and fruits. They're a type of civet.

# ? May 17, 2022 01:02

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

ILL Machina posted:

I got the sense this has been around, but think it was the first time I had seen it

https://i.imgur.com/B7nVbQ2.gifv

Jaguars are my absolute favorite big cats- they have the most powerful jaws of any feline and can easily crush the skulls of crocodiles, which they hunt.

# ? May 17, 2022 02:42

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1526384508349689856

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Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

https://i.imgur.com/8Fx0On2.mp4

Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 04:31 on May 17, 2022

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Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/SyXfVko.mp4

# ? May 17, 2022 04:23

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/nM5QzGb.mp4

# ? May 17, 2022 04:23

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

McCracAttack posted:

https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1526384508349689856

# ? May 17, 2022 05:11

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/KsA17Kp.mp4

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/840297073576509450/976101883959713872/585c28408721951cbb5ee97d885f2f3d.mp4

# ? May 17, 2022 21:55

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

rear end-penny posted:

# ? May 17, 2022 23:31

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/9d4m3U5.mp4

# ? May 18, 2022 05:00

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

# ? May 18, 2022 06:31

Analytic Engine: May 18, 2009; not the analytical engine

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9d4m3U5.mp4

# ? May 18, 2022 06:37

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9d4m3U5.mp4

I thought it was a penguin or something to start with.

# ? May 18, 2022 08:19

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

They should probably move those wall brackets (bottom right) away from the flying cat

# ? May 18, 2022 11:49

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Savannah cats are all kinds of messed up in the head. Super sweet and so drat long (no counter top is safe even if they don't jump on it) but all kind of crazy.

# ? May 18, 2022 15:28

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

# ? May 18, 2022 18:18

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I realise that coyotes will eat pets but I think you just wanted to dress your dog up like a mad max character.

# ? May 18, 2022 18:39

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

You don't need an excuse to make your dog punk

# ? May 18, 2022 19:25

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9d4m3U5.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTZ91YtKLN4

# ? May 18, 2022 21:00

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rc28wa5fGN1zxy5mb_720.mp4

And as with all internet fight videos, the young guy picking the fight gets his rear end kicked

# ? May 18, 2022 23:00

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

flavor.flv posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rc28wa5fGN1zxy5mb_720.mp4

And as with all internet fight videos, the young guy picking the fight gets his rear end kicked

Ferret noodle fights are always fun to watch, they look so silly.

# ? May 18, 2022 23:17

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p4ywa9JZnE

# ? May 19, 2022 00:09

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Phlegmish posted:

You don't need an excuse to make your dog punk

Punk dog or goth dog?

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# ? May 19, 2022 01:58

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Winklebottom posted:

The ones with the eyes on top to discourage hawks are pretty fun too.

# ? May 19, 2022 02:01

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Cartoon Man posted:

# ? May 19, 2022 03:23

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

PainterofCrap posted:

I like how we can tell cats haven't changed appearance from the more realistic portraits of ladies and their cats. Still have Tabbies and Calicos, and Torties.

# ? May 19, 2022 08:00