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for the nookie c'mon the nookie
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so you can take that dookie and stick it in my bed
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# ? May 20, 2022 04:02 |
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is it fun at all to be a lawyer in a case this stupid? like at some point does all the pain in the rear end and absurdity like loop back around and you just go "lol whatever im still making a few million on this shitshow might as well see where the ride goes "
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# ? May 20, 2022 04:09 |
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i am the law yer
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Nooner posted:is it fun at all to be a lawyer in a case this stupid? like at some point does all the pain in the rear end and absurdity like loop back around and you just go I think thats what being a lawyer like this is all about
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# ? May 20, 2022 05:36 |
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busalover posted:They're both too old for Hollywood to care. JD just needs a few more years before he can play eccentric old men
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# ? May 20, 2022 06:39 |
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I'm hoping this whole situation spawns a sentient turd movie reminiscent of Rubber.
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# ? May 20, 2022 12:12 |
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Heards pr team just had YouTube strike a bunch of lawyer's videos on YouTube. Seems like a good idea, can't wait to see what a bunch of pissed off lawyers do.
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# ? May 20, 2022 14:03 |
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The objections are getting out of hand. Not even YouTube is safe.
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# ? May 20, 2022 14:28 |
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Scipiotik posted:Heards pr team just had YouTube strike a bunch of lawyer's videos on YouTube. Seems like a good idea, can't wait to see what a bunch of pissed off lawyers do. Khorne fucked around with this message at 14:49 on May 20, 2022 |
# ? May 20, 2022 14:46 |
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Pirates of the Carribean 12 Curse of the Brown Pearl
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# ? May 21, 2022 16:25 |
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has the poop taken the stand yet
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# ? May 21, 2022 16:26 |
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STABASS posted:has the poop taken the stand yet No but I think she said the tiny two pound dog got high and did it A new take on the dog eating homework
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# ? May 21, 2022 17:12 |
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Khorne posted:TMZ copyright struck lawyer videos that had the mega pint clip where Depp was banging cabinets around & smashed a glass in the kitchen while wasted after his mom died. The clip where Heard is recording, antagonizing him, and laughs at him when he finds and tosses the camera. I think it happened a second time and YouTube and insta were like oops it was a bug, we'll put the stuff back up.
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# ? May 21, 2022 20:09 |
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So this image has been going around of a Chinese company using Amber Heards picture to advertise their Bruise kit.
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# ? May 23, 2022 08:53 |
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B-b-b aah, aah! Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa Ooma mow mow, papa, ooma mow mow Well a don't you know about the turd? Well, everybody knows that the Heard made a turd! A well a Heard's turd, t-turd's the word
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# ? May 23, 2022 09:02 |
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https://twitter.com/jdeppfxnn/statu...s1_c10&ref_url=
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# ? May 23, 2022 18:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzwg_ikNr9U&t=116s
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https://twitter.com/Winter/status/1528833491038720000?t=GunJlwAvYBSTo8EOsa0MsQ&s=19
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# ? May 24, 2022 01:14 |
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Lol that "doctor" is getting pwnd on yelp
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# ? May 24, 2022 01:32 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:https://twitter.com/Winter/status/1528833491038720000?t=GunJlwAvYBSTo8EOsa0MsQ&s=19 We got people literally cosplaying as roman clients and they are doing it for free without getting paid.
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# ? May 24, 2022 01:38 |
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What's the point of this case is it like a divorce trial or is one of them suing the other one? I poo poo my pants more than the average person, but not so much I'd say I have a problem, is that the kind of stuff my wife's gonna go on the stand and talk about if we get divorced?
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# ? May 24, 2022 02:08 |
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vaginite posted:I poo poo my pants more than the average person, but not so much I'd say I have a problem The average person doesn't poo poo their pants at all, so any level of pants making GBS threads on your part indicates a problem. She would be right to call you out on the stand.
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# ? May 24, 2022 02:14 |
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vaginite posted:What's the point of this case is it like a divorce trial or is one of them suing the other one? I saw the leaked pics of this guy's poo poo-filled pants and I gotta say, it looked staged. prepare for startling revelations in my all new 3 hour youtube screed, sponsored by manscaped
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# ? May 24, 2022 02:26 |
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STABASS posted:I saw the leaked pics of this guy's poo poo-filled pants and I gotta say, it looked staged. prepare for startling revelations in my all new 3 hour youtube screed, sponsored by manscaped Those aren’t his pants! Someone else poo poo in those pants!
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# ? May 24, 2022 03:38 |
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Yup, it's Johnny Depp and his lawyer mugging for Twitter likes. It makes sense the trial is as much about his rep and future work as the money.
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# ? May 24, 2022 03:41 |
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vaginite posted:What's the point of this case is it like a divorce trial or is one of them suing the other one? The jury is probably going to tell them both to go gently caress themselves, but it has resulted in a circus of a trial. Depp's side had 0 shot at winning initially and the trial's "true" purpose is to clear Depp of accusations of sexual assault/being a wife beater in the court of public opinion. The trial from Heard's side is uhhh... baffling. Depp's initial claims didn't have much merit and "not losing" for Heard's side amounted to sticking to the facts of times Depp was abusive. Somehow, they've opted to double down on things that have no backing in reality and that even their own evidence disproves. Due to there being a jury, anything is possible. I suspect the Jury is slightly more favorable to Heard than online opinion. No matter what happens, there's going to be a group of people real upset because people have attached themselves to extreme untruths on either side. Khorne fucked around with this message at 04:23 on May 24, 2022 |
# ? May 24, 2022 03:45 |
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was the trial worth it? it Deppends on your point of view
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# ? May 24, 2022 05:07 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The average person doesn't poo poo their pants at all, so any level of pants making GBS threads on your part indicates a problem. She would be right to call you out on the stand. Every time you fart you're rolling the dice, and every once in awhile you get a nat 1 in church.
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# ? May 24, 2022 05:14 |
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Mozi posted:was the trial worth it? it Deppends on your point of view it wasn't about the trial, but all the mega pints and grumpies we made along the way
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# ? May 24, 2022 05:27 |
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Khorne posted:Depp's side filed this case to claim $50m in damage from lost work, including pirates 6, due to defamation by Heard. Heard's side has a counterclaim that Depp's litigation and abuse cost her $100m worth of work. Thanks seems dumb but at least it's entertaining for everyone else.
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# ? May 24, 2022 05:31 |
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my dog sucked off a bee
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# ? May 24, 2022 05:40 |
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vaginite posted:Every time you fart you're rolling the dice, and every once in awhile you get a nat 1 in church. This is like in Colin Josts book where he initially assumed everyone poo poo their pants 3 to 4 times per year, because he does, and he was dumbfounded when he found out most people poo poo their pants 0 to 0 times per year.
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# ? May 24, 2022 05:55 |
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flubber nuts posted:my dog sucked off a bee it takes some talent to pull that off
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This is like in Colin Josts book where he initially assumed everyone poo poo their pants 3 to 4 times per year, because he does, and he was dumbfounded when he found out most people poo poo their pants 0 to 0 times per year. lol
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# ? May 24, 2022 06:11 |
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https://twitter.com/worldtattooG/status/1529037418443284482?t=J9NR1X-qEhrWyjbSUeqMHw&s=19
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# ? May 24, 2022 17:26 |
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Kosmo Gallion posted:https://twitter.com/worldtattooG/status/1529037418443284482?t=J9NR1X-qEhrWyjbSUeqMHw&s=19
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# ? May 24, 2022 17:36 |
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Only 12 pages, despite the fact that this trial is blowing up YouTube and has everyone talking? Wizard Master must be losing his touch…
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# ? May 24, 2022 17:53 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The average person doesn't poo poo their pants at all, so any level of pants making GBS threads on your part indicates a problem. She would be right to call you out on the stand. And despite the name you'll be sitting for it, so be thankful for that small grace.
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this will be the OJ trial for a whole generation
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