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https://twitter.com/lackingsaint/status/1527306965029994496?s=21&t=K9YVFVWzPT0214MUxINflg Elon is in good company in the GOP that he totally just started to sympathise with out of the blue.
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Trump left a huge gap in the reply guy economy, Elon is bringing reply guys back and they're all gop reps.
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Lifepuzzler posted:As we all know, flight attendants are well known for being skilled at settling down in a single location and taking care of a loving horse. That was my exact reaction. I’d bet he was watching mr hands videos at the time.
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May 20, 2022 13:43
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May 20, 2022 13:59
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Do u guys think Elon Musk has ever successfully brought a sex partner to orgasm?
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MasterSitsu posted:Kevin SpaceX 
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runnypoops posted:Do u guys think Elon Musk has ever successfully brought a sex partner to orgasm? he's never followed through on a single goddamn thing he's ever done so no
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May 20, 2022 14:48
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I know this is true because "exposing yourself to an unwilling girl then offering to buy her a horse if she touches it" is so 100% how Elon would hit on a girl that you couldn't make it up.
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/lackingsaint/status/1527306965029994496?s=21&t=K9YVFVWzPT0214MUxINflg I picture Trump reading those Tweets and having a Mr. Burns "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times???" moment with the AI engineer that made her.
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May 20, 2022 15:05
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I'm convinced that this guy likes twitter so much because its the only place that people don't get unbearably uncomfortable when they interact with them.
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May 20, 2022 15:06
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https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1527620779449503744?t=DkhIwawX5hFEX3-7czoIMA&s=19 The world's richest man[child], everyone.
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May 20, 2022 16:07
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Elon sharing the delusion a lot of guys have that their dick is memorable in any way.
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May 20, 2022 16:10
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https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1527516445000622080
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David Perdue posted his chubbed-up hog on Twitter, where's the dick pic Elon
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May 20, 2022 16:33
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JFC I try to just keep my head down and work on cool space stuff but this loving dork keeps exposing himself as a dickhead. gently caress you Elon.
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Post your hog Elon. Do it to own the libs
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May 20, 2022 16:34
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Idk, it's detachable but always comes back to the platform? Probably with a PayPal logo on there.
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May 20, 2022 16:34
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saw everyone talking about Trump's weird mushroom dick and got jealous for the attention, what a mind
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May 20, 2022 16:36
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But I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me “exposed” – describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public. She won’t be able to do so, because *lifts magic handkerchief* I have no penis! *gasps & claps*
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I mean, doesn't demanding the subject of an NDA talk about the activity the NDA covers sorta invalidate it?
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Elon is getting various logos tattooed on his taint/brown area as we speak
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Post your memorable groin oddities and shame yourself off this drat planet, Elon!
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I mean if he actually had lightning bolts tattooed on the sides of his shaft, she should remember that. Otherwise I doubt his dick is especially interesting or memorable.
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He has the means, money and tech to have his dick surgically removed, preserved and reattached once this has all blown over
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old beast lunatic posted:Elon is getting various logos tattooed on his taint/brown area as we speak 'If i have the shaft of my penis tatto'd with a picture of a Tesla, in Dukes of Hazard colours, jumping a bridge. She'll never guess that! Elon, you brain genius, you've done it again.' 
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He's released proof that it couldn't of been him on that plane, maybe nswf: https://youtu.be/ydXNfifKQU0?t=161 The horses music is kind of suss, though
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i like that now elon is probably hosed either way now and even if he gets twitter, it will be such a unproductive shithole that everyone with any clout will jump ship. hell trump isnt even bitting since he made his own rusty copium needle.
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FPzero posted:https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1527620779449503744?t=DkhIwawX5hFEX3-7czoIMA&s=19 He should uh, be careful about this because that's basically how Michael Jackson ended up having to all but expose his junk in court. The case ended up resting on if he had a bunch of moles on his shaft and taint or not. Really dumb.
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Someone mentioned 570 as the magic number on Tesla shares, anyone know details?
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Someone mentioned 570 as the magic number on Tesla shares, anyone know details? I think it was the price of tesla shares when Musk took out one of his big loans, but I could be wrong also lol at that little bounce as the stop loss orders started going through
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May 20, 2022 18:44
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He offered an employee at SpaceX a paid flight on his pocket rocket?
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Guze posted:Elon sharing the delusion a lot of guys have that their dick is memorable in any way. I'd struggle you describe my own dick right now, if put on the spot
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I have a freckle on the tip of my dick, good luck seeing that tho
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They have powerful electron microscopes now, you know
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