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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

Agreed. And I guess The Athletic also did a list this year and last and here’s you’re low substance content tweet.

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1527651228272013314

Mays picking Fields at 13 is the most Robert Mays thing ever.

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 18:56 on May 20, 2022

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

in response to those who quoted my last posting: I have to respectfully bow out of the discussion. "don't know," as they say. thanks for having a chat with me

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If I had to pick a starting QB it would be Nick Foles because it would lower the other team's morale knowing my team's QB has a bigger dick than any of them.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1527717630341173252

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I love you Matthew Stafford

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That he is very bad at making graphs.

Why is the y-axis reversed?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Josh Allen: Pretty average, just a guy

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
None of these graphs take into account the rule of cool

https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1480394277536423939?t=VjApSuHltusnKMaCUzalwg&s=19

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

in the clutch Josh Allen is just a worse Tyler Huntley, as everybody has been saying

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Yeah, but the Chargers always break the cool scale entirely from having awesome uniforms.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1527671274905948160?s=20&t=Ga1v_Dc3z95OjX5J2A6rIA

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That's...probably going to be pretty powerful, Real Sports does good work.

It might not matter in the end, but it'll be hard to watch and totally ignore I'm sure.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Grittybeard posted:

That's...probably going to be pretty powerful, Real Sports does good work.

It might not matter in the end, but it'll be hard to watch and totally ignore I'm sure.

It won’t matter legally but everything that determines the NFL’s decision on what to do or not do over this is 100% PR based. And so this might matter for that.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Real Sports' 50 plus demographic is also the demo NFL caters to the most.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Turns out the world wasn't alone in the confusion

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1527695781976854541

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mega64 posted:

If I had to pick a starting QB it would be Nick Foles because it would lower the other team's morale knowing my team's QB has a bigger dick than any of them.

What if the other team has Teddy Bridgewater?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Sir, I strongly request you wait until the next round. I'll be there.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Hot Diggity! posted:

Important offseason content:

https://www.phillyvoice.com/2021-2022-nfl-press-box-food-spread-ratings/

Press box food rankings. Guess what team served this:





So the scrambled eggs have gluten in them, and the sausage is vegan? Also if work bought lunch and was then like "yes, it's scrambled eggs... WITH CHEESE," things may be thrown.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Silly Burrito posted:

What if the other team has Teddy Bridgewater?

Bridgewater has a large actual hog, but he hasn't yet proven to have a huge metaphorical hog, and that makes all the difference.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mega64 posted:

Bridgewater has a large actual hog, but he hasn't yet proven to have a huge metaphorical hog, and that makes all the difference.

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




MLB suspending Bauer for two years kinda put the NFL in a tough spot, so a suspension is more likely than it was a month ago I guess

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Watson will get 8 games, he will appeal and get 4 on review. Goodell will continue to smoke cigars comprised of ground up hundred dollar bills.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1527765227877564417?t=u6EZlFstPxqX4uv6lNSGnw&s=19

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Derek Carr is still criminally underrated imo.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

BlindSite posted:

Derek Carr is still criminally underrated imo.

He's the best 4th best QB in a division ever

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Maybe he should've converted the down on his first 3 tries

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Woozie66 posted:

Maybe he should've converted the down on his first 3 tries

No

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Woozie66 posted:

Maybe he should've converted the down on his first 3 tries

Way less cool

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Joe is better than Herbie but Herbie is still really good. Hopefully they get to have round two in the playoffs this year.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Colts Super Bowl champs

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Eifert Posting posted:

Joe is better than Herbie but Herbie is still really good. Hopefully they get to have round two in the playoffs this year.

Herbie is at least 1.25x the qb that Joe is

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




chicken jus

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Hey so we suck at maintaining a building so make us a new one.

https://twitter.com/jsdelpilar/status/1527393837274083329?s=21&t=uonA-oPBR9-rZfIYGJci-g

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Herbie is a better QB than Joe Burrow but a bunch of people who say “I guess it’s free” when something doesn’t scan at a grocery store were fooled by his “swag” of wearing sunglasses and a chain

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i use the self-checkout and say i guess it's free after i didn't scan certain low-weight items. joe burrow is going to die from lung cancer

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Herbert isn't just better than Burrow he's significantly better

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007
They're both very good and I wish either of them were on my team.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kiss the Superbowl appearance.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

there are afc championship rings and the cincinnati bengals purchased replicas of the 2002 oakland raiders rings for 22 of their players and went halfsies with the other players

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

That game was really fun to watch.

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