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Hillary or Leslie were my guesses
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haveblue posted:At least he didn't name the boy Sue my name is Sabrina so nice to meet ya now you gonna die!
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I knew a dude named Kelly but he went by his middle name, Duane. actually he preferred to be called 'Gator' yes this was in Florida why do you ask
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May 20, 2022 20:54
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If that dude rolled Sabrina for 21 years, he is either possessing godlike patience or someone gonna die.
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Had a guy that was in my unit whose name whos first and middle names were Alma Levi. He usually went by Levi or his last name. I thought that was a unique name until I met someone just recently that also served with a different Alma Levi.
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limp_cheese posted:Had a guy that was in my unit whose name whos first and middle names were Alma Levi. He usually went by Levi or his last name. Alma's a feminine name in at least two languages, and with "Levi" I'd assume that came from one of them. 
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May 20, 2022 21:06
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My money was on 'Elizabeth', but Sabrina's good too.
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limp_cheese posted:I was guessing the name was Courtney or maybe Jordan. Possibly an Alex but I think that's become more male over the years. Alex has always been a more male than female name to me. Of course I'm biased because that's my son's name (well, Alexander).
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Hellblazer187 posted:I knew a dude named Kelly but he went by his middle name, Duane. actually he preferred to be called 'Gator' yes this was in Florida why do you ask This him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI-aDjb2sAA
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May 20, 2022 21:15
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Couldn't they have just called him Severn? Oh, our minds think alike, because that's exactly where I went with that too. Also, I know a bloke called Meredith, he goes by "Beddoe", which is a Welsh derivative/nickname for Meredith. (I am unclear how you get from Meredith to Beddoe, but Welsh is a law unto itself when it comes to pronunciation, so whatever)
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Poor kid grew up wishing his parents were weird enough to name him something like Sabrandon instead
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May 20, 2022 21:17
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Sabrino, while not a common name, could have also worked, maybe?
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AITA for asking my wife 'what the gently caress do you want me to do?' after she asked me to feed our son and 'shaming' her for breastfeeding?quote:My wife and I (both 30f) have a 4-month-old son. He's the light of our lives. My wife carried him and is the one who feeds him. He is exclusively breastfed. Fine, it's my wife's choice. I suggested pumping so I could also feed him but she says it's uncomfortable and time-consuming so that's not an option. She also doesn't want to use formulas.
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Bargearse posted:Number Six now i'm imagining a The Prisoner themed wedding aw damnit, now i'm wanting a The Prisoner themed wedding
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Doc Hawkins posted:now i'm imagining a The Prisoner themed wedding I had no idea I wanted this
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for asking my wife 'what the gently caress do you want me to do?' after she asked me to feed our son and 'shaming' her for breastfeeding? wondering what the gently caress she wanted her to do
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hawowanlawow posted:wondering what the gently caress she wanted her to do Feed the drat baby some formula and keep it hidden/not tell her about it. Christ are all dudes this clueless?
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Bargearse posted:I had no idea I wanted this We want consummation... consummation... consummation...
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Alma's a feminine name in at least two languages, and with "Levi" I'd assume that came from one of them. The guy that was in my unit joined the Army because his family were all hardcore Mormons and it was either the military or a missionary trip. He wanted out of Mormonism so he made his choice. Considering he had a shitload of tatoos, had at least 1 kid out of wedlock, and was an alcoholic like the rest of us I can understand why he wanted out.
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DandyLion posted:Feed the drat baby some formula and keep it hidden/not tell her about it. The OP is female.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:There used to be a lot of LOTR weddings, but either they've died out or Tolkien fans are less crazy than Rowlings fans? I can't vouch for the latter. On the bright side, LOTR weddings are sure as hell prettier. I'd wear some elfy poo poo for a day, just make it costuming from the movies and not the cheap-looking series they're doing. DandyLion posted:Feed the drat baby some formula and keep it hidden/not tell her about it. Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for asking my wife 'what the gently caress do you want me to do?' after she asked me to feed our son and 'shaming' her for breastfeeding? In comments, she adds that she does not have functional nipples, so while she's generally wrong about how tits can work, it is actually true in her case that she can't get things going. She had some damage to her chest.
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Been reading the previous thread off and on so here's a repost from one I just read; figured everybody likes a good no-stakes weird one:quote:every time by boyfriend (M23) and I are cuddling after sex he pushes me (F23) off the bed and yells "CLOTHES TIME!!!"
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DandyLion posted:Feed the drat baby some formula and keep it hidden/not tell her about it. It's two women.
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Batterypowered7 posted:It's two women. Also she specifically was told not to use formula
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whole lotta you need to watch the documentary Goodburger (1997), just smdh here
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Defiance Industries posted:Also she specifically was told not to use formula Look sometimes women's feeble little brains just can't handle the truth, and in those times it's important to lie to your partner about what you are feeding your infant.
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May 20, 2022 21:47
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DandyLion posted:Feed the drat baby some formula and keep it hidden/not tell her about it. Lying to your partner is extremely cool and good.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for asking my wife 'what the gently caress do you want me to do?' after she asked me to feed our son and 'shaming' her for breastfeeding? OP has a point, her wife: 1. Doesn't want to use formula. (Good luck finding that poo poo right now anyway) 2. Doesn't want to pump, so we can safely assume there's no milk saved in the fridge. 3. Doesn't want to get up and feed the baby. Her frustration makes sense and I'd also be saying, "What the gently caress do you want me to do?" It's super early morning and everyone is tired and there's a crying baby, brains aren't working correctly here. Can't exactly feed the baby a hot dog can we?
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Bargearse posted:Lying to your partner is extremely cool and good. Lying to your partner about the care and feeding of your child. Secretly feeding a baby, whether with formula or donated milk or whatever, is a terrible idea because it will give the other parent incorrect information about how much the child is eating, which is very important info. It can also easily lead to a drop in milk production, so coming back from doing it a little can be difficult and demoralizing to the other mother.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Sabrino, while not a common name, could have also worked, maybe? That sounds like a soft drink brand you can only find in one corner store near you, and while it's not like mind blowingly good it comes in a bunch of weird cool flavours so you go out of your way to get it.
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MK-Ultramarathon posted:Been reading the previous thread off and on so here's a repost from one I just read; figured everybody likes a good no-stakes weird one: This is in fact "One Time" and not "Every Time". Sorry. Re. the boy named Sue: My grandad was Lesley which is a fairly feminine name these days so he just called himself Les for seventy years instead. When he died they happily put "Les" on the death certificate because to the world that's what he was called and who really cares?
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Kuros posted:Can't exactly feed the baby a hot dog can we? 10 Simple Tricks Pediatric Physicians Don't Want You To Know
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AITA for not getting my son (16M) out of a repulsive punishment?quote:Recently I got the news that my son (16M) and a couple friends thought it would be a funny prank to take a few gallons of pig manure (courtesy of a friend who works on a farm) and pour it into a trashcan in one of their school classrooms. I'm curious about how bad pig poo poo actually smells. I work in wastewater and a lot of stenches don't really register any more (although a dumpster sitting in the summer Texas sun full of rotting meat and maggots still got me pretty bad).
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for not getting my son (16M) out of a repulsive punishment? Pretty awful, but also your nose stuns pretty quick and it is just occasionally awful. Especially in one-gallon rather than million gallons circulating quantities. This is still a bullshit(heh!) punishment, and any non-Texas school system should be very unsurprised if they have to settle a case over it. Obvious course of action is "take the usual idiot-white-child punishment of in-school suspension with no pigshit" but the temptation would be to let them do it, then get college and a little something for the future paid for once a lawyer calls.
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for not getting my son (16M) out of a repulsive punishment? Staggeringly bad. Like, incomprehensibly awful, it shouldn't be ranked alongside waste products from any other livestock/mammal. If it is present in any significant volume there is a penetratingly *chemical* odour to it that sets instinctive alarm bells ringing in your hind brain to "get away, get away!".
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The pig poo poo punishment seems pretty funny to me tbhDandyLion posted:Feed the drat baby some formula and keep it hidden/not tell her about it. Why is there always someone who thinks that gay people don't exist every single time a quote has two women or men in a relationship lol
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Kuros posted:OP has a point, her wife: Well, not more than once, anyway.
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AITA for pointing out that my son is smarter than his sister?quote:This is for a while ago but my daughter is still mad at me so i needed to know if i did something wrong. From the edit I get the feeling this wasn't the first time OP made such a joke.
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for not getting my son (16M) out of a repulsive punishment? Grew up and live in the midwest and used to pass a pig farm on the bus to school in the morning. It smells horrendous. I'd rather smell human poo poo 100 times out of 100.
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Pig poo poo is hazardous, especially in a closed space. It makes some people faint or vomit very quickly. The stuff causes 11% of all MRSA infections, especially antibiotic-resistant ones. People even living near pig farms are at risk, and more than half of pig farmers develop health problems. Gas from the poop can impair neurological functions and breathing. It can contain ammonia, hydrogen sulfide, carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, and methane. It can eat through metal. Seriously, "creative" punishments are universally stupid things that adults do so they can talk to other adults about how clever they are with punishing their children.
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