Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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"Thats it?" "I thought you said it was a grower?" "Hand me my vibrator."
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# ? May 20, 2022 19:20 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 08:30 |
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Strap in everyone. Incoming 2 page diversion on the topic of "Goons describing their penis". This is not a drill.
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# ? May 20, 2022 19:23 |
Zil posted:"Thats it?" 1 to 2 inches is technically growth. At least that's what my therapist tells me.
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# ? May 20, 2022 19:26 |
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DaveWoo posted:
lmao - opened the year at $1,200 - and it's STILL priced at 86 times earnings
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# ? May 20, 2022 19:33 |
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I sure hope he has some slurp juice up his sleeve
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# ? May 20, 2022 19:37 |
DaveWoo posted:
We're at least below the point in the money line where Elon Musk is the world's richest person, right? I know it doesn't actually matter exactly how unfathomably rich he is, but I still bet it would bother him.
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# ? May 20, 2022 19:45 |
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Deptfordx posted:Strap in everyone. Let me put it this way I hope the white replacement theory is true and they replace me with some like younger hotter Puerto Rican dude or something my penis size can only go up from here
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# ? May 20, 2022 19:46 |
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Well if the dude's go to move is to whip it out and offer a horse, no wonder he has his publicists do the whole "do they like me yes or no?" Song and dance.
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# ? May 20, 2022 20:05 |
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https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1527731526854578176
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# ? May 20, 2022 20:42 |
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Am i getting Mandela'ed here? I could have sworn I've heard the story about musk paying hush money to an air stewardess for being a sex pest before.
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# ? May 21, 2022 00:00 |
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Where do i apply to become a hardcore street fighter for Elon
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# ? May 21, 2022 00:06 |
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Solus posted:
This is the place. First up for your interview, destroy this tesla as much as possible in 40 seconds using your best combinations and special attacks.
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# ? May 21, 2022 00:26 |
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Deptfordx posted:Strap in everyone. Okay I'll describe my dick. For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials.
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# ? May 21, 2022 00:33 |
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He has the same dotted-line “CUT HERE” tattoo as Trevor from GTA V, except it’s on his
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# ? May 21, 2022 01:03 |
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Someone mentioned 570 as the magic number on Tesla shares, anyone know details?
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# ? May 21, 2022 01:14 |
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Sophy Wackles posted:This is the place. *Turns on autopilot and walks away for an instant flawless victory*
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# ? May 21, 2022 01:30 |
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when elon's twitter buyout fails they should give him a new twist on the hellban: elon can still tweet, but every single post is replaced by the dril corncob tweet
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# ? May 21, 2022 02:37 |
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Beefed Owl posted:Let me put it this way I hope the white replacement theory is true and they replace me with some like younger hotter Puerto Rican dude or something my penis size can only go up from here I'm totes down with coming back after reincarnation as like a mix 1/3rds black, asian, white female. New game+ man. Let's try a different build, keep it fresh, increase the challenge.
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# ? May 21, 2022 03:04 |
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starting to think allowing an individual to acquire this much wealth isn’t such a great idea
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# ? May 21, 2022 03:28 |
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PIZZA.BAT posted:starting to think allowing an individual to acquire this much wealth isn’t such a great idea This except I alone deserve that much wealth.
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# ? May 21, 2022 03:32 |
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PIZZA.BAT posted:starting to think allowing an individual to acquire this much wealth isn’t such a great idea wtf
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# ? May 21, 2022 03:38 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:This except I alone deserve that much wealth. me too
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# ? May 21, 2022 03:39 |
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FPzero posted:https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1527620779449503744?t=DkhIwawX5hFEX3-7czoIMA&s=19 hahaha how is it not obvious to everyone he's guilty. like this defense is so stupid because he knows her friend didn't describe in painful detail the dumb Archimedes quote tattooed on his rear end or whatever.
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# ? May 21, 2022 03:44 |
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How do you even describe a penis anyway? Like, it would have to have something really messed up to be able to give a description that's just not "its a penis." Like some giant vein or it turns at a 90 degree angle or it has hair all over it.
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# ? May 21, 2022 08:46 |
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'It had 2 heads, and they screamed in the voice of murdered angels. Also had a pimple'.
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# ? May 21, 2022 09:42 |
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Elon pay for me to go to school
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# ? May 21, 2022 10:01 |
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made you look Ha, you think THAT'S what my dick looks like? Well, feast your eyes on this! [I whip out my dick and after a series of deft hand movements it has been twisted into a balloon animal dog] Songbearer fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Oct 5, 2023 |
# ? May 21, 2022 10:07 |
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Ben Rothlesberger had to settle with a woman when she accurately described his penis in court so legally, hes got a grey dick.
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# ? May 21, 2022 10:20 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:He should uh, be careful about this because that's basically how Michael Jackson ended up having to all but expose his junk in court. The case ended up resting on if he had a bunch of moles on his shaft and taint or not. Really dumb. Well did he??
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# ? May 21, 2022 12:11 |
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Strange Poon posted:hahaha how is it not obvious to everyone he's guilty. like this defense is so stupid because he knows her friend didn't describe in painful detail the dumb Archimedes quote tattooed on his rear end or whatever. How is he this monumentally stupid? Just don't mention the thing you settled out of court for.
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# ? May 21, 2022 12:20 |
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"Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about... my penis."
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# ? May 21, 2022 14:52 |
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https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1527634821211643905?s=21&t=BDfy34OZQ6bvw3rYUdyTvg
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# ? May 21, 2022 16:41 |
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Tesla’s stock price plummets as Twitter deal hangs in the balance My favorite part: quote:Musk has taken out extensive personal loans that are heavily tied to the value of Tesla’s stock. At times, he has put down as much as 50 percent of his Tesla shares as collateral to back them. As the company’s share price approaches $600, Musk enters dangerous territory with lenders — where they could seek some of his equity to ease their confidence in his ability to pay, according to analysts.
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# ? May 21, 2022 17:03 |
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StdNormDist posted:Tesla’s stock price plummets as Twitter deal hangs in the balance Margin Call Margin Call MARGIN CALL MARGIN CALL
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# ? May 21, 2022 17:14 |
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Also the horse memes are on point https://twitter.com/Pleightx/status/1528041008331689988
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# ? May 21, 2022 17:15 |
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StdNormDist posted:Tesla’s stock price plummets as Twitter deal hangs in the balance Surely number could only ever go up, how could this be happening
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# ? May 21, 2022 17:19 |
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Zil posted:Margin Call Margin Call MARGIN CALL MARGIN CALL
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# ? May 21, 2022 17:42 |
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Margin: I can't believe it's not better
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# ? May 21, 2022 17:52 |
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Tesla status: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgZf-auOZxI
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# ? May 21, 2022 18:23 |
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sweet thursday posted:Margin: I can't believe it's not better
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