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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6989985394460855558

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


Classic

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Got a feeling it's about to very very horny itt

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
First they came for the unfunny posts, and I did not speak out - because I do not make unfunny posts.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Grendels Dad posted:

First they came for the unfunny posts, and I did not speak out - because I do not make unfunny posts.

But enough about the last several pages.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Philippe posted:

That was me. I overreacted, I'm sorry.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I am a tall lesbian, so this checks out.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

lmao

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayVYxJppXg0

The other classic.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


This kind of thing is the only reason local news must continue to exist

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

mdemone posted:

This kind of thing is the only reason local news must continue to exist

My favorite:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze2VEsYifBE

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1527173057495896064?s=20&t=qguDVq58hKNzVYU3S2mqNQ

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Quote is not edit.

https://twitter.com/markgongloff/status/1527737239765233670?s=20&t=GusC20zb2vTNqxd_CyJ19g

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I remember all those parts of the Bible except the piss part.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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ikanreed posted:

I remember all those parts of the Bible except the piss part.

Moses talks about letting gods golden shower of warmth rain upon him.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Ah it's all good



e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKCQNx0mgBQ

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Monty Python and the Holy Grail soundtrack intro posted:

There is little or no offensive material [on this record] apart from four "cunts", one "clitoris" and a "foreskin". And, as they only occur in this opening introduction, you're past them now.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I called the police.

I missed it..was it a video of Granos?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


The paperwork for Coming to America's classification according to the Icelandic Film Certification Board which decided the age ratings of all films screened or distributed in Iceland from 1932 to 1997.


The big text box is the synopsis of the film.

The bottom box is the ruling on the certification which in this case is "allowed for all ages" . It says:
"A decent amount of foul language for example ,,gently caress You". Let's make it all ages anyway."

Another interesting tidbit is the list of genres which is as follows:
-Children's
-Horror
-Violent
-Cartoon
-Dance- and Song
-Porno
-Opera
-Music Video
-Drama
-Cowboy
-Suspense
-Teenage
-Comedy
-Police
-War

Die Hard got hit with a 16+ rating and is categorized as a suspense film, "somewhat" of a violent film, and "a bit" of a police film.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

ikanreed posted:

I remember all those parts of the Bible except the piss part.

I forget which prophet it was, but one of them said they pissed and poo poo themselves when they saw one of the "concentric wheels covered in eyeballs" angels approaching him ("my bowels were loosened").

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Is it Elijah that sees the wheel in the wheel?

Edit: nope Ezekiel

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I forget which prophet it was, but one of them said they pissed and poo poo themselves when they saw one of the "concentric wheels covered in eyeballs" angels approaching him ("my bowels were loosened").

Yeah there's a reason they all preface everything they say with some variation on "fear not." It'd be like it cthulu popped out of your toilet and said "ok don't freak out now, just chill, I'm not going to eat your brain, now have you heard the good word of our lord and savior?"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Cyrano4747 posted:

Yeah there's a reason they all preface everything they say with some variation on "fear not." It'd be like it cthulu popped out of your toilet and said "ok don't freak out now, just chill, I'm not going to eat your brain, now have you heard the good word of our lord and savior?"

Making the universal "be cool" sign

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

FreudianSlippers posted:

The bottom box is the ruling on the certification which in this case is "allowed for all ages" . It says:
"A decent amount of foul language for example ,,gently caress You". Let's make it all ages anyway."

hell yes

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Incredible. Not as good as their "it burrnnnsss!" one, though.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Incredible. Not as good as their "it burrnnnsss!" one, though.

You can't say that and not share it! :colbert:

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You can't say that and not share it! :colbert:

I couldn't find "It burns"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjusLAAXpAI

And this guy is clearly an rear end in a top hat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7a8qyJ5W74

Found it, "Do you think something tastes off?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg&t=64s

koshmar has a new favorite as of 03:42 on May 21, 2022

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




PYF Funny Pictures: gently caress, poo poo, piss, whore, and a few Jesus Christs

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

koshmar posted:

Found it, "Do you think something tastes off?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg&t=64s

That's the one.

Best news blooper in the history of the world.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

koshmar posted:

Found it, "Do you think something tastes off?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg&t=64s

Oh I've seen this one before! It's amazing just how cursed it gets as she explains how it was made :allears:.

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The paperwork for Coming to America's classification according to the Icelandic Film Certification Board which decided the age ratings of all films screened or distributed in Iceland from 1932 to 1997.


The big text box is the synopsis of the film.

The bottom box is the ruling on the certification which in this case is "allowed for all ages" . It says:
"A decent amount of foul language for example ,,gently caress You". Let's make it all ages anyway."
...

Die Hard got hit with a 16+ rating and is categorized as a suspense film, "somewhat" of a violent film, and "a bit" of a police film.


Film ratings can be a bit diverse, as evidenced by the time in 2010, when the old swedish film rating board decided that a bunch of full on porn movies were suitable for 15 years olds.
For example these two( Are names of porn movies :nws: ?


Rough translation of the motivation:
"This work contains pornographic elements which might risk psychological damage for children under 15 years of age"

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
be sluts datum

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Hel posted:

Film ratings can be a bit diverse, as evidenced by the time in 2010, when the old swedish film rating board decided that a bunch of full on porn movies were suitable for 15 years olds.
For example these two( Are names of porn movies :nws: ?


Rough translation of the motivation:
"This work contains pornographic elements which might risk psychological damage for children under 15 years of age"

Their mandate was only to assess films for their appropriateness for under-15's, and they couldn't issue age limitation recommendations higher than 15.

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Groda posted:

Their mandate was only to assess films for their appropriateness for under-15's, and they couldn't issue age limitation recommendations higher than 15.

Yeah, but it's still funny to see an "official" rating.
And nowadays you can just get a default 15+ as well by not sending it in.
But also looking at the modern guidelines, the only thing mentioning sexual content is "skildringar av starkt ångestladdad sexualitet" for 15+,"depictions of strong anxiety/angst-loaded sexuality" so most normal porn would probably get all ages rating based on a strict reading of that.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



SuddenCactus posted:

be sluts datum

No just be sluts

Be sluts motivering

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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