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Cowslips Warren posted:The gently caress is the goodbye room? Totally not where children say goodbye to any sense of innocence and humanity they managed to take with them off the blanket.
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May 21, 2022 05:32
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yeah, i was wonder... oh i guess they dont let ppl out the front doo so the shove them out the side door, and it turns out no house design is joshproof, hell, even if the girls were in a seperate house he'd have somehow tunnelled to get there. they could have covered the floor walls and ceiling in gimpie plants and he'd be there, molestin' away with the same dead rictus. staberind fucked around with this message at 05:35 on May 21, 2022 |
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May 21, 2022 05:33
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What is the unlabled separate room that takes up 1/4 of the boys room?
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May 21, 2022 05:38
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The shame box.
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May 21, 2022 05:40
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Nooner posted:What is the unlabled separate room that takes up 1/4 of the boys room? routers, NAS, laptops, that sort of thing
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May 21, 2022 05:40
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Nooner posted:What is the unlabled separate room that takes up 1/4 of the boys room? The in home equivalent of the shack on a used car lot. Just think of the smell
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May 21, 2022 05:42
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Nooner posted:What is the unlabled separate room that takes up 1/4 of the boys room? Josh
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May 21, 2022 05:53
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The Mechanical Room sounds ominous.
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May 21, 2022 05:53
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I skimmed over it too fast and thought it was michelles mechanical office room. like it transforms into a preist to stop rampaging josh's in must.
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May 21, 2022 05:56
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We all just ignoring the 5x5 "Prayer Room"?
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May 21, 2022 06:19
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indeed we are. with the surprisingly soft walls and assortments of jazz funk hits of the 70's
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May 21, 2022 06:53
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Nooner posted:What is the unlabled separate room that takes up 1/4 of the boys room? I think it's a bathroom.
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May 21, 2022 08:26
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:They literally designed the house so the boys couldn't molest the girls. These Five Nights At Freddie's spinoffs are getting esoteric
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May 21, 2022 10:16
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*Jim Bob on his quarter hourly patrol to make sure Josh is not whacking off* Atticus_1354 posted:We all just ignoring the 5x5 "Prayer Room"? You have to have a prayer room if your whole grifting schtick is to pump out Joshs in the name of the Lord.
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May 21, 2022 12:25
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:They literally designed the house so the boys couldn't molest the girls. Are those two side-by-side toilets in the bathroom coming off the playroom?
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May 21, 2022 12:38
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I think the thing that bothers me the most is the guest suite. That people would volunteer to stay in that house long enough to need that room.
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May 21, 2022 12:42
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Almost Smart posted:Are those two side-by-side toilets in the bathroom coming off the playroom? Possibly one is a bidet? I know one of my older relatives had a bidet that was just a standalone thing next to the actual toilet. It confused a few people since it looked like a regular toilet at a glance.
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May 21, 2022 13:07
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Almost Smart posted:Are those two side-by-side toilets in the bathroom coming off the playroom? The longer you look at the floor plan the more this looks like some sort of prison/torture dungeon. The side-by-side toilets, warden’s offices covering access to the combined sleeping quarters, all that poo poo. The “good bye room” is where bodies are quietly shuffled out the side away from the eyes of the media. Probably a sign on the front door saying “~Welcome to our little Guantanamo Bay~”
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May 21, 2022 13:10
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funeral home DJ posted:Probably a sign on the front door saying “~Welcome to our little Guantanamo Bay~” In this house, we REJOICE in the LORD REJUVENATE from HARD WORK REFRAIN from INCEST
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May 21, 2022 13:18
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the gap between Michelle's office and the sewing room is kinda weird, and that massive block of dead space in the boys playroom is extremely off-putting
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May 21, 2022 13:19
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IT HAS BEEN ______ DAYS SINCE A CHILD SEX OFFENSE. SPIRITUAL CLEANLINESS BEGINS WITH YOU!
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May 21, 2022 13:19
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I'm the closet sized void in Jim Bob's room with no ascertainable entrance.
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May 21, 2022 13:26
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I'm the closet sized void in Jim Bob's room with no ascertainable entrance. In the dos game Sleuth, that kind of room would be a warp/shortcut to other rooms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4_C8i5V8Dw 
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May 21, 2022 13:38
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The duggar house is actually the house from house of leaves.
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May 21, 2022 13:52
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teen witch posted:Hi y’all, Make anyone that breaks the rules post a video of themselves doing an original interpretive dance based on the trial of Josh Duggar.
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May 21, 2022 14:11
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The duggar house is actually the house from house of leaves. Jim Bob is the minotaur.
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May 21, 2022 14:15
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It would be funny if Josh got a 19 year sentence.
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May 21, 2022 14:36
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I think it's a bathroom. I thought they already had 2 listed for them. This might be my OCD kicking in, or just something due to all the home repairs I tend to planning right now, but am I looking at that floorplan right to notice the girls have two separate bathrooms with toilets and tubs, but only ONE of them has a sink? I'm sort of willing to chalk that up to an error in the plans and both bathrooms have a sink because that's a really strange decision, otherwise. They don't even have a countertop space that could potentially have one like the playroom and dining hall bathrooms have. Atticus_1354 posted:We all just ignoring the 5x5 "Prayer Room"? Location seems like it's placed so that its directly above the closet area of Jim Bob's Office. Might be an intentional thing of, "I want to hear someone going in and praying multiple times a day while I'm working."
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May 21, 2022 14:37
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Dapper_Swindler posted:yeah they did. Why do you think this i.e. where are you getting this from?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I think the thing that bothers me the most is the guest suite. That people would volunteer to stay in that house long enough to need that room. What’s weird to me is that it’s only accessible through the laundry room. It could be the break room for the tv crew? Anyway I’m the “pretty kitchen”.
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May 21, 2022 14:40
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wtf not a single match
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May 21, 2022 14:45
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The "Clue Room" makes me wonder if it's a potentially and intentionally dead-spaced area to exploit later. "Well, we've got to make room because the family's growing, so we're going to have to do a MAJOR RENOVATION of the boy's room to expand!" *Do a big production about knocking out walls, making it look like they're doing a bunch of work, how expensive and difficult it is, etc.* That, or they're working some sort of "Well, our taxes would be XXX, but we technically don't have as much actually livable floorspace as the footprint of the house would imply."
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May 21, 2022 14:46
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Atticus_1354 posted:We all just ignoring the 5x5 "Prayer Room"? There's a Bible verse (I want to say it's somewhere in Matthew) that says not to make a big public production out of your praying, and that it's better to do it privately, even to the point of going into a closet to pray. Some present-day Christians take this literally and set aside a special "prayer closet" in their homes. Honestly, as Christian lifestyle oddities go, that one's pretty harmless, but you do have to appreciate the irony of such a closet being in a home that was the focus of a drat TV show that made a big public production out of their religious life.
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May 21, 2022 14:54
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JediTalentAgent posted:I thought they already had 2 listed for them. Women are sinful. So proclaims me, the holy Jim Bob.
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May 21, 2022 14:56
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Best post in the thread. Holy poo poo.
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May 21, 2022 15:36
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Someone needs to incorporate the Doom bathroom in to that house. Sunken bathtub to attract the  , uhhh i mean like angels and holy poo poo and whatnot. Being held up by the grace of god.
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May 21, 2022 15:46
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My "favorite" detail of that house is that the boys' room has a slide into the playroom, and the girls' room gets a spiral staircase into the kitchen. And of course, easy access to the sewing room! I hate fundies so loving much.
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May 21, 2022 16:24
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Powered Descent posted:There's a Bible verse (I want to say it's somewhere in Matthew) that says not to make a big public production out of your praying, and that it's better to do it privately, even to the point of going into a closet to pray. Some present-day Christians take this literally and set aside a special "prayer closet" in their homes. Honestly, as Christian lifestyle oddities go, that one's pretty harmless, but you do have to appreciate the irony of such a closet being in a home that was the focus of a drat TV show that made a big public production out of their religious life. Matthew 6:5 The Bibble posted:when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. Seems pretty obvious its more about not making a giant show of your faith and not " y'all should pray in a closet" but idiotic interpretations are nothing new. My favorite is the " harder to get a camel to through the eye of a needle then for a rich man too get into Heaven" means rich people still go to Heaven.
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