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Phil Moscowitz posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527758961772007424?s=21&t=r4_Oh2rALeSEgiOmLvcwXw https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527774704018280448 Wonder what Perkins and Cooley did to earn his ire.
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Vox Nihili posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527774704018280448 Dunno about Perkins but I’d bet money the Cooley hate is because of this. https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/cooley-is-praised-for-refusing-to-fire-associate-disliked-by-elon-musk-because-of-past-sec-work
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evilweasel posted:i don't think he'd be a worse client than trump I think he’s slightly more likely to actually pay.
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Kalman posted:Dunno about Perkins but I’d bet money the Cooley hate is because of this. Jesus loving Christ
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Elon doesn't want criminal lawyers, he wants criminal lawyers
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May 21, 2022 01:54
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Kalman posted:Dunno about Perkins but I’d bet money the Cooley hate is because of this.
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May 21, 2022 01:58
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Anyone ELSE who may be thinking about opening their big mouths about my weird cyberdick or the things I do with it, be aware!!
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May 21, 2022 08:15
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That job sounds like a great way to end up a character in a long-form New Yorker article featuring the phrase "drug-fueled suborbital meltdown".
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Pinky Artichoke posted:That job sounds like a great way to end up a character in a long-form New Yorker article featuring the phrase "drug-fueled suborbital meltdown". poo poo, I wasn't interested before but now it's tempting...
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May 21, 2022 17:56
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For the lawyers who saw the composite lawyer character in The Drop Out and said, "That could be me someday!"
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May 21, 2022 17:58
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Pinky Artichoke posted:That job sounds like a great way to end up a character in a long-form New Yorker article featuring the phrase "drug-fueled suborbital meltdown". Yeah this is a selling point now.
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May 22, 2022 00:31
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This one’s for any EEOC lawyer in here https://twitter.com/real_joshjones/status/1528874128853573632?s=21&t=MfGtSoiOERw7_8V5vv7kMg
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May 26, 2022 13:38
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dpkg chopra posted:This one’s for any EEOC lawyer in here This guy is a god damned hero.
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Mr. Nice! posted:This guy is a god damned hero. The hero America deserves, non-ironically
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May 26, 2022 18:14
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Mr. Nice! posted:This guy is a god damned hero. Employment quality assurance. Good idea. People ought to snitch a hell of a lot more.
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I don't know if this happened to you all after graduation and some of your classmates started making decent money and chasing other dreams, but for a couple of years I was getting constant messages from a classmate I didn't really know that well about investing in a New York City restaurant. In exchange for a measly $25,000+ investment, there were offers of special event booking privileges and what-not. I just Googled the place out of curiosity and it only lasted for a couple of years tops. Maybe not even a year. Meanwhile the guy was bragging on social media about his small firm getting mentioned in the DC version of Super Lawyers. I just felt like sharing this since "what else can I do with a law degree?" is the first question many law students and lawyers start asking almost immediately after their first real law job. Maybe you guys have happier stories about these escape routes, though. Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 15:58 on May 27, 2022 |
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May 27, 2022 15:53
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I escaped by getting into a phd program.
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May 27, 2022 16:00
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Sudden urge to get a law related tattoo, what are cases that have strong imagery associated with them other than snail in the bottle and carbolic smoke ball? I am thinking of some fun snail bottle concepts but I feel like there must be others.
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Eggshell head plaintiff
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 it's the boat from R v. Dudley and Stephens alternately, a harrier jump jet inside a Pepsi logo Valentin fucked around with this message at 06:21 on May 28, 2022 |
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Organza Quiz posted:Sudden urge to get a law related tattoo, what are cases that have strong imagery associated with them other than snail in the bottle and carbolic smoke ball? I am thinking of some fun snail bottle concepts but I feel like there must be others. I dunno OP, aren't tattoos tacky and look bad in the courtroom? Anyway the blindingly obvious answer is to get a tattoo of Tyr, the norse god of justice and honor. Something like this probably  But not exactly like that, whoever drew that hosed up the runes I think, that's the wrong name. I'll post the right ones for you. You can trust me.
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May 28, 2022 09:42
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I genuinely held off on getting a tattoo all down my arm for a whole year cause I was like what about court?? What about clients???? And then I remembered we wear robes or at least a blazer in court and also one of my coworkers has a finger tattoo and it's fine this is 2022 so I went for it.
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Organza Quiz posted:Sudden urge to get a law related tattoo, what are cases that have strong imagery associated with them other than snail in the bottle and carbolic smoke ball? I am thinking of some fun snail bottle concepts but I feel like there must be others. Plenty to choose from here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_rem_jurisdiction
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May 28, 2022 11:41
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He needs ink of Ploof’s sloop.
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May 28, 2022 12:27
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Some of the prosecutors I know have scales-of-justice tattoos. Which seems boring when you could go for a blind lady with a sword
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Organza Quiz posted:Sudden urge to get a law related tattoo, what are cases that have strong imagery associated with them other than snail in the bottle and carbolic smoke ball? I am thinking of some fun snail bottle concepts but I feel like there must be others. Kangaroo with a wig and gavel, banner accompanying that says "leaping to conclusions".
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May 28, 2022 15:12
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Tattoo UCC sections on your body to become the free man on the land.
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Nice piece of fish posted:I dunno OP, aren't tattoos tacky and look bad in the courtroom? However, I have no doubt that the 'corrected' runes will read this:  Which I guess I can live with
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A picture of a corgi with a suit and tie and underneath it a cite to state v Demesme Alternatively "my lawyer has told me not to talk to law enforcement" on your forehead so the cop can see it
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May 28, 2022 15:33
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Picture of yourself in major bondage outfit, hogtied with a ball gag, with the words AM I BEING DETAINED
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May 28, 2022 15:52
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RETA INER across your knuckles
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Organza Quiz posted:I genuinely held off on getting a tattoo all down my arm for a whole year cause I was like what about court?? What about clients???? And then I remembered we wear robes or at least a blazer in court and also one of my coworkers has a finger tattoo and it's fine this is 2022 so I went for it.  Anyway, for lawyers this is pretty obviously the right answer:  Or whatever the aussie self defence statute is.
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Devor posted:RETA INER across your knuckles FRCP 12(b)6 fits perfectly.
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joat mon posted:I might have to get a tattoo. Nah, wouldn't do that to you. Wouldn't be as funny. For authenticity you'd want younger futhark runes, as they are the viking ones. Tyr is then spelled ᛏᛦᚱ As ᛦ is used for both R and y interchangeably. And Fenrir or Fenre then becomes ᚠᛅᚾᚱᛁᛦ And frankly that tattoo design could do with a lot more viking era scrollwork as filler of which we have a lot of examples. That's enough nerd talk.
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Protip, do NOT hire a tattoo artist and lead with telling them you want Norse runes. At least in America, Nordic rune tattoos are often associated with white supremacists.
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Pook Good Mook posted:Protip, do NOT hire a tattoo artist and lead with telling them you want Norse runes. At least in America, Nordic rune tattoos are often associated with white supremacists. I mean it's far from the worst thing they've done, but if they hadn't coopted my loving heritage I would likely consider my own tattoo. There is some amazing art to be had. But now? No. Not in the realm of possible. And I don't for real recommend anyone else get one either, sad to say. It's the same perception everywhere, even here.
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Organza Quiz posted:Sudden urge to get a law related tattoo, what are cases that have strong imagery associated with them other than snail in the bottle and carbolic smoke ball? I am thinking of some fun snail bottle concepts but I feel like there must be others. Hairy hand
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