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Oh poo poo, I remember people saying 'nads. I don't hear that poo poo anymore. Pubes, neither. Pubes and 'nads, people were always talkin' about 'em. In middle school I guess
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quote:v'lu: no one gets an ccount. ill find it somewhere else. dated December 25, 1999
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mods please change my name to •: no no no the more I look into this, the more I'm convinced that the scriptwriter of monster squad just made a fuckin typo and just had the kid roll with it, to the point that their retrospective documentary about the film is literally called "wolfman's got nards" It's the absolute gem-ensconsced definition of a neologism and I love it Also this entire conversation got me to buy a "Stephen King Rules" t-shirt today, so thanks
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postmodifier posted:t the scriptwriter of monster squad Shane Black, somehow
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Failed Imagineer posted:Shane Black, somehow I should have known this, but it about 10,000% confirms my theory Also that year was like the best loving year a guy in the industry could have had, predator, monster squad, and lethal weapon. All at the same time. Too bad about iron man 3, I guess Coulda used a nards reference when Harley shows up with the potato gun
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Iron Man 3 is probably the best MCU movie.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Iron Man 3 is probably the best MCU movie. I literally just watched all 3 of them back to back to back last night and I can straight up just say no, no. Iron man 2 is bar none the best thing the entire series has produced, across all five phases and beyond Best jokes, best throughput, mickey rourke is a treasure, you get the one-off, it's a gorgeous bird I've argued this in other places but mark my words, when George Lucas finally dies and Jon Favreau completely subsumes lucasfilm, we're gonna see some real goddamn 70s-rear end good cinema coming our way
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credburn posted:I remember Mrs. Doubtfire had a scene where a kid said something like, "I saw her peeing; she has nards." I was in a room full of girls and I was awkward and shy and like 10, and got embarrassed or something. My mother and her stupid loving friends would call me "nards" for years after that. My mom called me dildo occasionally because I guessed the word meant idiot when asked. For like 5 years.
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postmodifier posted:I literally just watched all 3 of them back to back to back last night 
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I've only ever seen any Marvel movie in a theater and never rewatched anything because that seems counterproductive.
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Is there a list of all the movies and TV serieses in order somewhere. All I can find is "chronological" lists but gently caress those.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Is there a list of all the movies and TV serieses in order somewhere. All I can find is "chronological" lists but gently caress those. If you just want a list, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe does it pretty handily, you just need to parse it Disney+ has everything grouped by phases in order of release date, so that's a quick way to do it too Other thing to note is that to date, there's almost no real interaction between television mcu and film mcu, it's all just easter egg bullshit, so it's not like you need to be invested in both to get the full picture There's some weird crossover poo poo happening with daredevil in the latest spiderman film, but I don't see it going anywhere, much like all the Netflix properties
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Failed Imagineer posted:"Have you met my son, Nards?"  Are you talking to me?
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postmodifier posted:I literally just watched all 3 of them back to back to back last night and I can straight up just say no, no. The Jungle Book is loving extraordinary. The kid and Jon Favreau just made something magical together. People bitch about it and call it woke because they changed the elephants but the story is far darker than the first Disney one and ends up with a old school bambi vibe to it.
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iron man 2 is tied for worst with thor 2, what are you smoking
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thor 1 is way worse than iron man 2. sam rockwell alone gives it life
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I didn't like Iron Man 2 enough to watch it again outside the theater, and I plan to stand by this. I am prepared to die on this hill
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I have a soft spot for Iron Man 2 because it has The Blue Beam of Science, the least scientifically accurate scene in any movie since The Core.
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Carthag Tuek posted:same here, but 15 posts ago That's what I get for ignoring unlabeled youtube links
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Wasabi the J posted:My mom called me dildo occasionally because I guessed the word meant idiot when asked. Well, now I have this avatar. It's like she's always there. I mean my mom; not yours. One thing I didn't figure out until I was halfway through my twenties is that there is no such thing as "spitting moths." My mother just had little water pistols she'd constantly shoot me with. Her and her stupid loving friends. So on the topic of nards; I definitely heard nards from somewhere. I thought it was Mrs. Doubtfire. I've seen Monster Squad, but that scene doesn't seem familiar. In my head the word "nards" was associated with someone pretending to be a woman. Was there a scene like that in 3 Ninjas, maybe? Time to scour the Internet for nards.
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credburn posted:One thing I didn't figure out until I was halfway through my twenties is that there is no such thing as "spitting moths." My mother just had little water pistols she'd constantly shoot me with. Her and her stupid loving friends. Every time I think I have a handle on the human race, someone manages to spring something entirely unprecedented on me
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Thor 2 sucks, but Thor is the only MCU stuff I'm still onboard for
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Iron Crowned posted:Thor 2 sucks, but Thor is the only MCU stuff I'm still onboard for Thor 2 is the only movie I think I dislike more than Thor but Ragnarok was good enough to change my feelings toward the franchise as a whole.
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DontMockMySmock posted:I have a soft spot for Iron Man 2 because it has The Blue Beam of Science, the least scientifically accurate scene in any movie since The Core. I love the blue beam of scienceness.
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Philippe posted:I love the blue beam of scienceness. I just love the way he slowly rotates a mirror with a big pipe wrench, sweeping the beam across his lab cutting cabinets and poo poo in half, so that the beam can hit his tiny magic triangle, instead of simply picking up the triangle and putting it in the beam where the mirror is
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DontMockMySmock posted:I just love the way he slowly rotates a mirror with a big pipe wrench, sweeping the beam across his lab cutting cabinets and poo poo in half, so that the beam can hit his tiny magic triangle, instead of simply picking up the triangle and putting it in the beam where the mirror is That's how puzzles work! It's like you've never played a video game before, gawd 
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it's a good thing he got that. . . schematic???. . . for the structure of a new "element" that was hidden in the scale model of the world's fair from his dad's office. 100% of that makes total sense you know, that new element that he makes in his basement, when teams of thousands of nuclear physicists can't accomplish the same thing with particle colliders that are literally miles in diameter his particle accelerator isn't even airtight. how does he get it up to speed with all that air in the way? also it's a good thing that his dad was working on synthesizing a new element that would make his arc reactors work, for literally no reason because they already worked with palladium a new element that is somehow stable for longer than a fraction of a second also love how Tony designed a little blood-sugar-meter type device that measures the palladium(?) levels(?) in his blood on a completely arbitrary scale from 0 to 100 "percent". iirc the meter has the words "blood toxicity" written on it, despite the fact that this is a device built by tony for tony; who are these words for? (the audience) also love how palladium poisoning mostly just gives him varicose veins i maybe have spent a little too much time thinking about Iron Man 2
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DontMockMySmock posted:you know, that new element that he makes in his basement, when teams of thousands of nuclear physicists can't accomplish the same thing with particle colliders that are literally miles in diameter 
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If you haven't watched ant man or ant man and the wasp yet then I'd give it a miss tbh.
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learnincurve posted:If you haven't watched ant man or ant man and the wasp yet then I'd give it a miss tbh. they send me into a kind of fugue state where my consciousness detaches from my eyes and ears
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I liked Ant Man for the same reason I like Honey I Shrunk the Kids I like seeing big things little and little things big More movies in that vein would be nice
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Brawnfire posted:I liked Ant Man for the same reason I like Honey I Shrunk the Kids Ant man loving owns and is the best of the marvel dreck
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ant man loving owns and is the best of the marvel dreck Second person itt to forget Thor Ragnarok exists
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postmodifier posted:mods please change my name to •: no no no Fun fact: According to the Christian Bible, Mary Magdelene annointed Jesus' feet with nard juice.
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postmodifier posted:Other thing to note is that to date, there's almost no real interaction between television mcu and film mcu, it's all just easter egg bullshit, so it's not like you need to be invested in both to get the full picture For purposes of being clear, I’m assuming TV MCU is Daredevil/Jessica Jones/Iron Fist/Luke Cage/Defenders. Anything else like Scarlett Witch or Hawkeye are considered part of film MCU even though those were shows too, correct? If so, Kingpin was in the Hawkeye show, also tying Daredevil to the film MCU. Daredevil/Matt Murdock is going to be in the new She-Hulk show. The both of them are going to be in the new Echo show that’s a spin-off of Hawkeye. Those things are at least confirmed but there’s also rumors of a Daredevil show reboot that directly ties to into the main storyline. It seems like at the very least Daredevil is being pushed up into the film level. But yeah the rest of them probably aren’t unless they’re just small bit parts.
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Goddamn nerds talking about Marvel and ignoring the single best post in 363 pages. Just look at this thing, it's magnificent: credburn posted:One thing I didn't figure out until I was halfway through my twenties is that there is no such thing as "spitting moths." My mother just had little water pistols she'd constantly shoot me with. Her and her stupid loving friends.
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