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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

keep punching joe posted:

We'll be keeping the nukes ta. Won't make the same mistake as Ukraine in giving them up, only to be invaded by their insane psycho neighbour.

Glory to the brave fighters of the Alba battalion, defending Berwick from the bloodthirsty orc horde.

It's not a swastika, it's a saltire with extra bits! -liberal twitter, 2030

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

drat kate and william are forty now. I wonder how afraid he is of his dad being the last king

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Just a prank bro

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you love to see it

https://twitter.com/JasonReidUK/status/1528396042391244801?s=20&t=LjA2NNt68YkRbSO-7PTHCQ

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i'm the content warning

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

MikeCrotch posted:

Just a prank bro

400 years from now there will be a line up of yeomen and beef eaters in front of tourists:

"PREPARE TO SPIKE THE DRINKS"
*Front yeomen stomps one step forward and stretches out arm in front of self*
"SPIKE DRINKS!"
*Hands do sprinkling gesture*
"DRINKS HAVE BEEN SPIKED!"
"NIPPLES READY!"
*Paired yeomen turn to face each other*
"NIPPLES ARE READY!"
*NIPPLESSSSSSS LICK!*
*Each in turn bow forward to nipple height and tongue pokes out*
*All pivot in one direction and march off*
"CRIKEY! BUT KIER HAD A PINT OF BEER!"

All the tourists snap photos on their hololens and ask the history of this sovereign tradition.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

happyhippy posted:

400 years from now there will be a line up of yeomen and beef eaters in front of tourists:

"PREPARE TO SPIKE THE DRINKS"
*Front yeomen stomps one step forward and stretches out arm in front of self*
"SPIKE DRINKS!"
*Hands do sprinkling gesture*
"DRINKS HAVE BEEN SPIKED!"
"NIPPLES READY!"
*Paired yeomen turn to face each other*
"NIPPLES ARE READY!"
*NIPPLESSSSSSS LICK!*
*Each in turn bow forward to nipple height and tongue pokes out*
*All pivot in one direction and march off*
"CRIKEY! BUT KIER HAD A PINT OF BEER!"

All the tourists snap photos on their hololens and ask the history of this sovereign tradition.

so basically the reverse of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9XpvOjkq8M&t=55s

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/garywhitta/status/1528450169137602560?s=20&t=3QVuhIf11YQFYw6WFlcXUw

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

if you’re voting out the queen you’d better get a loving wiggle on mate

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

happyhippy posted:

400 years from now there will be a line up of yeomen and beef eaters in front of tourists:

"PREPARE TO SPIKE THE DRINKS"
*Front yeomen stomps one step forward and stretches out arm in front of self*
"SPIKE DRINKS!"
*Hands do sprinkling gesture*
"DRINKS HAVE BEEN SPIKED!"
"NIPPLES READY!"
*Paired yeomen turn to face each other*
"NIPPLES ARE READY!"
*NIPPLESSSSSSS LICK!*
*Each in turn bow forward to nipple height and tongue pokes out*
*All pivot in one direction and march off*
"CRIKEY! BUT KIER HAD A PINT OF BEER!"

All the tourists snap photos on their hololens and ask the history of this sovereign tradition.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWYleO3he4s

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

How does Piers Morgan keep getting headliner shows? The guy is an offputting dolt on his best days.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he's the most clever, charismatic and sincere person in british news media.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Tucker Carlson & co make incredible amounts of money and people want to make incredible amounts of money here too

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


gonadic io posted:

Tucker Carlson & co make incredible amounts of money and people want to make incredible amounts of money here too

Tucker has an appalling appeal to a certain segment of society. Everyone loving hates Piers Morgan.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/StephenJamesGBR/status/1528295204012408832?t=1N0KYXGICs1yhuXVVRtRvg&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

forkboy84 posted:

Tucker has an appalling appeal to a certain segment of society. Everyone loving hates Piers Morgan.

More self.professed democrats watch his show than equivalent shows on other networks

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Oh I'm sure in a few years all streets will look like this all of the time.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Soon enough the UK can't afford the bitumen for the roads.

Or the fuel for the cars, so maybe that evens it out.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:qq:

https://twitter.com/C4Dispatches/status/1528377641618681856?s=20&t=iXBZUxSkBjQV6rZB26t2Ng

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Love to see MPs showing iron clad class solidarity with each other and nothing for anyone else

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/ultrabrilliant/status/1528676465910460416

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

:confused:

Does England or Wales even have any deepwater ports for nuclear subs to lurk in?

lol I agree with your sentiment on bread. It's delicious~

Maybe North Sea some place?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

The last time someone tried that in Australia The Queen instigated a coup.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



well at least now we know why they carry around a blood fridge for the queen

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol alison bailey raised hundreds of thousands from transphobes to pay for this trial

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1529009526023798784?s=20&t=YWlE2lkkdzV7kmT6PqKdGg

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Reading about Gallipoli.... Churchill was a really weird dude who lucked out by having a 2nd shot at an amphibious invasion, wasn't he?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
We all knew these pictures were coming but still lol

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1528754003416387589?t=5GHsK4VDNUqGHIpSdnHY3w&s=19

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Man Musk posted:

Reading about Gallipoli.... Churchill was a really weird dude who lucked out by having a 2nd shot at an amphibious invasion, wasn't he?
A 2nd and 3rd shot even.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Man Musk posted:

Reading about Gallipoli.... Churchill was a really weird dude who lucked out by having a 2nd shot at an amphibious invasion, wasn't he?

Don't forget his bold idea attacking Germany's soft Italian underbelly. And before that he had a plan to invade northern Norway. He really really loved amphibious invasions. loving northern Norway, that's terrain suitable for nice and simple military operations

forkboy84 has issued a correction as of 10:58 on May 24, 2022

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


He also grew up with his family owning the biggest non-royal palace in the country, on account of his ancestor defeating Napoleon and then sucking up to the royal family for decades.

Always funny to point that out to people who think he came from an ordinary background.

Private Speech has issued a correction as of 11:12 on May 24, 2022

Kunster
Dec 24, 2006

forkboy84 posted:

Tucker has an appalling appeal to a certain segment of society. Everyone loving hates Piers Morgan.

Piers only had 1 appearance on Portugal and that was to do a pity interview on Cristiano Ronaldo after his rape charges were known that our Public broadcaster happily advertised for days, which meant that the only impression here was that he's ok.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Private Speech posted:

Always funny to point that out to people who think he came from an ordinary background.

There

There are people who think this???

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I think it

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


https://www.rt.com/business/555991-uk-issues-beer-shortage-warning/

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

My ISP wouldn't connect so I went through a proxy (Czech server). Not sure if rt is blocked from UK?

quote:

24 May, 2022 10:46
HomeBusiness News
UK issues beer shortage warning
Britain could be facing a bottle deficit due to soaring energy costs, the largest wholesaler says
UK issues beer shortage warning
© Getty Images / ViewStock
Britain could soon be hit by a bottled beer shortage as glassware production costs soar, according to leading Scottish wholesaler Dunns Food and Drinks. Suppliers are already starting to struggle with a glassware shortage after prices skyrocketed by 80% over the past year due to rising energy costs.

“Our wine and spirits suppliers from around the globe are facing ongoing struggles that will have a knock-on effect,” said Julie Dunn, the operations director at the company. “As a result, there could be less variety in the bottled beers we see on UK shelves,” she added.

According to Dunn, some brewers may be forced to switch to different containers for their products, which could further push prices up for consumers. “Specialist bottles and glassware hold a very important place in the heritage of the beer industry and I expect that while some breweries will convert to cans to ensure consistent supply, others will look at this as devaluing the brand, so will inevitably pass the additional cost on to beer drinkers,” she said.

Some Scottish brewers have already switched to cans in order to drive down rising packaging prices. Thus, Edinburgh-based Vault City Brewing said it would be selling almost all of its beers in cans instead of bottles from next month.

READ MORE: Sales of Germany’s iconic beverage take backseat amid Covid pandemic
Beer is the most popular alcoholic drink in the United Kingdom, with consumers having spent more than £7 billion ($8.75 billion) on the beverage in 2020.

The German beer industry has also earlier warned that its small- and medium-sized breweries are likely to bear the brunt of glassware shortages.

For more stories on economy & finance visit RT's business section

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Can't wait for Keir to reel off his carefully written zinger that the national beer shortage is actually because the prime minister drank it all at a lockdown party to no reaction

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

My ISP wouldn't connect so I went through a proxy (Czech server). Not sure if rt is blocked from UK?
Yeah RT was one of like two or three sites the UK required to be blocked by every ISP by the most recent authoritarian law

https://decoded.legal/blog/2022/05/internet-service-sanctions-changes-to-the-uk-sanctions-list-and-an-open-letter-from-ofcom

quote:

For these purposes, internet services provided by TV-Novosti include rt.com; internet services provided by Rossiya Segodnya include sputniknews.com

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
oh good

https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1529005412061691904?s=20&t=tWFSbDXUyS9XTcQp4J9hfg

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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I feel nostalgic for the Controls on Immigration mug era.

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