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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Some Guy TT posted:

was half expecting kamalas face to be on those lol

never advertise yourself for ~~bad things~~

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
um guys, biden just presidented some baby formula overseas, hes the next fdr

this shits going straight into textbooks

students will have to memorize the baby formula crisis

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the formula cops who police the baby formula, and the babies who consume it. These are their stories.

General Bullshit
Apr 20, 2020


Trabisnikof posted:

a few pages back but it is of course 100% real, they even showed it off during a Senate hearing



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m6dldvNECI&t=97s

I love how this is the committee where the CIA promised they weren't going to do anything crooked after this and then got caught trafficking drugs during Iran-Contra not even a decade later.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the formula cops who police the baby formula, and the babies who consume it. These are their stories.

:doink:

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Wait, did the drama club lady not get the disinfo position? :ohdear:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Wait, did the drama club lady not get the disinfo position? :ohdear:

they "suspended" the board's activities for now

(lol its dead unless they can sneak it through)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Wait, did the drama club lady not get the disinfo position? :ohdear:

they made her resign

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

The Pussy Boss posted:



One plane load of formula? It's like were doing foreign aid to some third world country, except the third world country is us.

jesus christ

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

lmao that tweet's 2nd part

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Excelzior posted:

they "suspended" the board's activities for now

(lol its dead unless they can sneak it through)

Joementum posted:

they made her resign

Phew, almost missed some vital succ lore

Was it her cringe song that did it?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Phew, almost missed some vital succ lore

Was it her cring singing that did it?

the GOP threw a shitfit about her and the board's existence in general and the dems caved in because...theyre the dems

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Phew, almost missed some vital succ lore

Was it her cringe song that did it?

no. republicans were complaining that she was Big Brother so they made her resign and hired a republican to investigate.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Joementum posted:

no. republicans were complaining that she was Big Brother so they made her resign and hired a republican to investigate.

lol owned

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

The Pussy Boss posted:

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1528379633229496321

One plane load of formula? It's like were doing foreign aid to some third world country, except the third world country is us.

we need BABY forumula not fly formula loving dems

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
huh. i wonder why that c-17 isn't fully loaded?

General Bullshit
Apr 20, 2020


She thought that Bernie Sanders's followers were all bots and that the Hunter Biden Laptop story was disinformationskaya. Literally wrote op-eds about how the Dem Primary is not rigged :lol:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Kitfox88 posted:

we need BABY forumula not fly formula loving dems

oops!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
imagine bragging about baby formula

oh wait don't have to imagine

just that loving desperate

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

General Bullshit posted:

She thought that Bernie Sanders's followers were all bots and that the Hunter Biden Laptop story was disinformationskaya. Literally wrote op-eds about how the Dem Primary is not rigged :lol:



She worked for a NED funded agency in Ukraine. She worked on the Zelenskyy Ukrarnian presidential run. Lmfao

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

imagine bragging about baby formula

oh wait don't have to imagine

just that loving desperate

libs are babies so they're going to eat it up

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
folks;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
joseph biden, and his husky, balto biden just delivered that last brick of baby formula on the sled, this is going in the annals

motherfucking statue in central park

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
also -10 points to joe b. for not being inclusive and saying "folx"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
folks we are proud to announce that we both reduced the deficit and delivered 10,000 servings of baby formula to one state

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AnimeIsTrash posted:

She worked for a NED funded agency in Ukraine. She worked on the Zelenskyy Ukrarnian presidential run. Lmfao

she does good work (for her CIA handlers)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
listen jack, w-w-we need to use the fulton recovery balloon on that pallet of baby formula, raises our GPD. benefits everybody. hurts nobody.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

The Pussy Boss posted:

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1528379633229496321

One plane load of formula? It's like were doing foreign aid to some third world country, except the third world country is us.

this is all for one giant Indiana baby

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

It would be very funny if Biden tried to do a Volcker Shock but this time it creates a worldwide depression because so many big companies like Tesla, Netflix, and Black Rifle Coffee are entirely propped up by venture capital, and if the cheap money valve closes even a little they all collapse at once.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the real reason for the baby formula shortage

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

The Pussy Boss posted:

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1528379633229496321

One plane load of formula? It's like were doing foreign aid to some third world country, except the third world country is us.

see, trpum would have taken the extra effort to make sure that not one ounce of baby formula got sent to a blue state

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Fleetwood posted:

give a baby formula, they eat for a day. teach a baby formula, they eat for a lifetime

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug
Lol the local Indiana warlords are going to disappear the formula.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I shared Marisa Kabas' piece about George Bush on Facebook (the zombie social media platform, remember?), with my own personal comment that Bush was worse than Trump.

quote:

Not in regards to the well being of Americans and the country. Whether you believe the war in Iraq was a net positive for the region or humans is debatable. Trump was much much worse for the United States despite the debt produced by Bush. The United States may still not survive the damage Trump did to this country, its institutions, and its social fabric.

The author is incorrect about those two matters, the final outcome of the Iraq war is not written yet and is debatable, also that Bush was worse than Trump. The opinion piece was very colorfully written though. I try to stay away from political information delivered in that way. The facts should always speak for themselves.
This may seem like an innocuous shitlib reply, but god drat the phrase "it's very colorfully written" :smug:

My original plan was to unfriend this guy from college after Bernie won. Oh well.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Gripweed posted:

It would be very funny if Biden tried to do a Volcker Shock but this time it creates a worldwide depression because so many big companies like Tesla, Netflix, and Black Rifle Coffee are entirely propped up by venture capital, and if the cheap money valve closes even a little they all collapse at once.

it’s even dumber than that. there’s at least one bank, probably several, with big crypto positions

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Calibanibal posted:

this is all for one giant Indiana baby

This makes me realize they've done a lot of Gulliver's Travels remakes, reboots, and references, but I don't think they've ever done a modernized Cold War variant, one country has to find a giant to close the giant gap, plucking a B-52 out of the air with forefingers, etc. doesn't work perfectly because Lilliput might be more likely to nuke Gulliver's head than use anything that stuns

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 03:43 on May 24, 2022

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

it’s even dumber than that. there’s at least one bank, probably several, with big crypto positions

Well what's wrong with that

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



gonna lol and lmao in November because all the vote blue no matter who libs in the family have so far said they're not voting

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