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How to dry season this meat, aye that's the rub
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May 21, 2022 21:47
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- Adbot
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May 9, 2024 22:56
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Just a bit of frostbite and simple to remedy, aye that's the rub.
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May 21, 2022 22:06
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- RavenousScoot
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to wake, perchance some allergies, aye that's the rub
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May 21, 2022 22:14
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- RavenousScoot
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two men in a tub
perchance a dub dub?
aye there's the rub
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May 21, 2022 22:47
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Out damned spot! Aye there's the rub.
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May 21, 2022 23:51
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- Prof. Crocodile
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“Do I smell menthol and eucalyptus?”
“Aye, that’s the rub.”
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May 22, 2022 00:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The note says "this is a robbery. I have a rub". What does that mean?
It's supposed to say "I have a gun".
It says 'rub.'
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May 22, 2022 01:02
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- The Voice of Labor
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this barrel is full of shakespear plays
aye, that's the rubbish
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May 22, 2022 02:29
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Shakespeare wrote "To sleep, perchance to dream, aye that's the rub".
so I was just thinking what if you applied "aye that's the rub" but inappropriately. I can't think of any good ones though.
On farting on pillows:
To sleep, perchance to rub, that's the pink aye.
Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 15:08 on May 22, 2022
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May 22, 2022 15:03
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Adventures of Dick Challenger.
It's a CYOA
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May 22, 2022 21:29
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Alternate universe where Bob Ross gets a spinoff where he plays with his food in different styles depending on the cuisine.
Holding a plate like his pallet and a fork like a brush, he smears refried beans across a flour tortilla for a sunset before noisily cleaning his fork to add some sour cream clouds.
a list of side dishes scroll across the screen
"Remember, it's not a real masterpiece until you eat it -- even if you're not happy with it, just eat what you got and start over. It's your dinner, enjoy it how you want."
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May 23, 2022 00:24
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- RavenousScoot
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Modern Bob Ross streaming his indie art game devlog, bugs being included as features being called happy little accidents
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May 23, 2022 01:57
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- Harold Fjord
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Bob Ross would make the tripiest surf maps
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May 23, 2022 02:06
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- The Voice of Labor
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a tree growing over bob ross' grave bearing fruit that, when eaten, makes people super super horny but more for the beauty of mountains and forests than other people
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May 23, 2022 02:12
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- The Voice of Labor
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the kid tells zoltar he wants to be big. he is next seen smashing cities under his enormous feet
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May 23, 2022 04:32
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- Karate Bastard
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Raphael and Uriel are trying to get it on, but they can't really figure out their anatomy and keep getting dicked in the eye
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May 24, 2022 07:04
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- Karate Bastard
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Who is this maniac, on the floor, and can somebody stop her??? What is she doing
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May 24, 2022 19:21
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Who is this maniac, on the floor, and can somebody stop her??? What is she doing
I chuckled.
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May 27, 2022 13:52
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Have you seen a maniac on a floor, dancefloor, recreational venue or ballroom? If so please notify the proper authorities at your earliest convience and help combat this disturbing trend.
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May 27, 2022 15:03
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- gleebster
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Only a howler
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She didn't used to be like this
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May 27, 2022 15:22
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Axolotl dating service.
"We got a whole lotl axolotls!"
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May 27, 2022 16:26
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Who is this maniac, on the floor, and can somebody stop her??? What is she doing
I'd think that, if she'd never danced before, she wouldn't be very good at it. This might explain the confusion as to what she's doing.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 28, 2022 00:33
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- Karate Bastard
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Angels are wheels within wheels within wheels, with eyes on them, when they want to look at things.
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May 28, 2022 09:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Encyclopedia Gigantaboobs.
Compiled by Encyclopedists who spend their lives in the Eroticore tirelessly updating their release schedule.
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May 28, 2022 13:50
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alright like a banana but the peel is too big for the banana inside the banana is still sealed but there is a weird air pocket in between the fruit and the peel
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May 28, 2022 17:00
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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But the extra space is never the end you expect.
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May 28, 2022 17:10
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the intrabanana space is hot and dense like when you try to start ur AC unit for the season and accidentally start the fan on a nice humid day before you are sure how to make it cold or like when you change the bag in ur vacuum and accidentally squeeze it, an aged and dense gust, a captured fart of nature
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May 28, 2022 17:15
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Angels are wheels within wheels within wheels, with eyes on them, when they want to look at things.
a catholic school only allowing students making macaroni art to use wagon wheel and angel hair pasta
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May 28, 2022 18:54
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catholic school CAD class where the lines and circles are wagon wheels and angel hair and if you want to fillet a line it plays a lengthy boiling animation to make the noodle pliable
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May 28, 2022 18:57
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Inexpertly opening the banana on the wrong end causing it to explode with a sharp crack and getting banana goop on everything.
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May 28, 2022 19:01
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May 9, 2024 22:56
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- nut
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tinder dating profile: I open bananas the *other* way and, yes, I think *you're* the ones doing it wrong
(referencing piercing the peel with the end of a air pump for a basketball and letting the air drain out before opening the banana normally)
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May 28, 2022 19:06
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May 21, 2022 21:47
thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig 
