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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Big Beef City posted:

Copy and paste the exact same image 7 times.
Move one pixel worth of eyes over in final frame.
Use someone elses also recycled joke that doesn't even have a hint of originality.

Cash dem checks

Work hard to get to the top, so you can stop trying and coast on the inertia of inevitability! :capitalism:

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Copy and paste the exact same image 7 times.
Move one pixel worth of eyes over in final frame.
Use someone elses also recycled joke that doesn't even have a hint of originality.

Cash dem checks

Now I understand why he's Nathen's biggest hero.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Binary Badger posted:



meanwhile Jim Davis has decided he's gonna cash in on this Walking Dead thing

Pretend I edited this to make it look like Garfield is watching a porno and he's saying "I am entergaged" in the last panel.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Yaldabaoth posted:

Pretend I edited this to make it look like Garfield is watching a porno and he's saying "I am entergaged" in the last panel.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
#Entergorged #Jikes! #purgetheplanet

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lmao wtf

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



Sexcy stuff

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Entergorged was right there

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

drat, didn't think someone would actually do it...

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Apr 16, 2017

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Big Beef City posted:

Copy and paste the exact same image 7 times.


This is what happened in the last thread about a food vendor and it didn't go well, for GBS

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Not that it's directly Nathen-related, but I saw this pop up on the 'tube and had to watch it. If you pay attention around the 10:45 mark, you'll see the name of a company that was proposing to build a Garf-themed park that I think many of the folks in this thread will be entergaged by. Also, there's a sketch of a Garfield urinal in there somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3Yr80lPOY

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

lol Keeping the "RAAHHHR!" was :discourse:

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



This is the cats mneow!

That's not very celibate

But good on you for following up on a fellow goons suggestion

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

Get your Garfield Pumas

https://us.puma.com/us/en/collabora...SRoCNvcQAvD_BwE

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
Hmm, I'm not seeing any Youtube links about how to "re-box" the shoe box into some other useful thing like possibly a storage bin so I'm highly disentergaged.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


why aren't they orange? where are the embroidered whiskers? i doubt they were even made by a bespoke cordwainer. this is NOT entergagement.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


It must kill Nathan to see these other Garfield licensors produce such low quality farm2foot products

He'll be happy to tell you how to refold the shoe boxes into handy dandy tissue holders though

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1529198303077883905

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Yet another role stolen from hard-working entergagers who have Garfield's true interests and desires at heart. #NotMyGarfield #celibacyissexy #killallboomers

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
You can never have too many reminders that Samuel L Jackson is so cool and always has been that no one cares about how old he is. Even the biggest snobs and tastemakers and hipsters around have to bow down to him, such is his aura.

WHICH NATHEN WILL NEVER HAVE

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
My buddy just sent me this screenshot.

Whats happening?

Is Nathen making his own Garfield movie in response to the real one or does he think hes involved with the real one?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ya know, I have to appreciate how hard but incompetently he works to try and grift people.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lt. Cock posted:

My buddy just sent me this screenshot.

Whats happening?

Is Nathen making his own Garfield movie in response to the real one or does he think hes involved with the real one?



Well this will be a new fun trainwreck. Actually more likely it was something Nathen dreamt up in a coke fugue and hell never mention it again

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Whos Ewan?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Ewan is an imaginary friend made of pure cocaine

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm imagining the empty, dark, grim and slightly trash strewn location this ticket will inevitably direct you to visit.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





reignofevil posted:

I'm imagining the empty, dark, grim and slightly trash strewn location this ticket will inevitably direct you to visit.

The ceilings are lower than you're expecting - no, lower. One in four chairs have armrests, three in four have syphilis. You can make out several water stains on the projection screen from where the fire sprinkler system is slowly leaking between the pipe fittings. A funk of old cigarette smoke taints everything despite indoor smoking having been banned decades ago. The carpets are unthinkable are you are ashamed of your shoes for touching them.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Is Ewan the guy that won a dollar store Emmy for a YouTube short or whatever that Nathen kept saying he was partnered with like 2 years ago?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Just smh if you don't know Ewan

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Blue Moonlight posted:

Has anyone heard of this Ewan Gotfryd guy? According to IMDB, he won a regional Emmy award in 2015 for Best Director - Live or Recorded Live. However, when I go to NATAS Michigans site, their 2015 award winner for that category doesnt list him at all. Even to account for off-by-one errors, hes not the winner in 2014 or 2016 either.

Im not sure what the etiquette is around listing yourself as a winner of a production youre an extremely small part of, but it seems like thats what he does. For example, I dont know that Id list myself as the winner of a regional Emmy for a concert recording when my involvement didnt even warrant an IMDB credit, or a Sundance award winner for some uncredited relationship to a documentary about Elmo. He was a credited field producer for a Michael Moore film that picked up a few awards, and he seems to have a short film that generated some buzz, but that regional Emmy is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Possible this guy has a lot in common with another fabulist we know.

Bingo

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Oh no! It's limited to just 60??? I gotta get on this ASAP! I wanna see my name up on the silver screen!

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I could be wrong but I think Ewan also directed that trash fire short film starring Nathen and some other dude who fall in love while working retail or something. It's been linked a few times itt

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
If you have 30,000 dollars you could grab all the spots btw

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I just quick scrolled through the discord. I noticed that he made this announcement in the general channel even though he has a separate channel just for announcements

Also he's claiming that Frank Welker will be voicing Garfield

He also says that the premier party will have GarfieldEats lasagna and Garfield shaped pizzas for one night only

He's telling people to host barbecues and coffee talk sessions as fundraisers

Nobody bothered to ask him if he has a license or the rights to do this and I sure as hell am not touching the poop

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Elephant Ambush posted:

I just quick scrolled through the discord. I noticed that he made this announcement in the general channel even though he has a separate channel just for announcements

Also he's claiming that Frank Welker will be voicing Garfield

He also says that the premier party will have GarfieldEats lasagna and Garfield shaped pizzas for one night only

He's telling people to host barbecues and coffee talk sessions as fundraisers

Nobody bothered to ask him if he has a license or the rights to do this and I sure as hell am not touching the poop

Honestly I think it should be live action, a full sized man dressed up in an orange catsuit/fatsuit. He has moved out of Jons house and become his own man. He has a desk job, his daily routine, his own apartment in the city. Postmates lasagna every night, smoking a lonely cigar on the fire escape, listening to alley cats meow and tussle. So lonely, all he can think about is jon. Maybe his lonely, pathetic, lackadaisical heart is producing feelings of.. love. He knows jon is ok but, do you think he knows how he feels about him? He picks up the phone with his 3 fingered paw and dials.. the wrong number. His fingers are too fat to call jon now. What a cruel twist of fate. He will just have to wait until jon calls. Someday jon will call, right John? Youll call wont you jon? Garfield loves you *forks entire lasagna in mouth*.

Hattie Masters
Aug 29, 2012

COMICS CRIMINAL
Grimey Drawer


So now he's claiming that it will be a documentary?



He's making some incredibly false bold claims as to who's involved

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I would absolutely watch Nathen try to interview Bill Murray.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

quote:

After the closure of GarfieldEATS, the first officially licensed pizzas and lasagna fast-food chain, the founder Nathen Mazri was devastated and endured a huge loss. However, he was recognized as the Garfield King with this novelty restaurant among millions of Garfield fans and the media as he worked closely with the creator, Jim Davis.

God megalomania must be fun as hell to have be part of your personality

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Seriously, depression and anxiety are so loving boring

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