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TACD: Oct 27, 2000

I propose we all go outside once a week to Clap for Climate

# ? May 24, 2022 12:47

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:03

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

How does Piers Morgan keep getting headliner shows? The guy is an offputting dolt on his best days.

Lol if you thing people like Morgan or Tucker Carlson get those tv spotlight because of their charm. They are there because they say 100% what rich old rear end in a top hat like to ear on TV. TV is the echo box of the ruling class and you better sing in the choir.

# ? May 24, 2022 12:47

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Feels like we're about 2 steps away from Keith and the shadow cabinet just offering to suck off white van men to prove they've moved beyond the toxic legacy of Corbyn

# ? May 24, 2022 12:51

K9: May 6, 2007

quote:

[Johnson] asked her, is there much point in doing it now that it�s all out there?� a Whitehall source said. �He was inferring that she didn�t need to publish the report.�

"implying" you dunce

# ? May 24, 2022 13:10

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol i'm sure that �600 off from a windfall tax will do a lot of good

https://twitter.com/bbcbreaking/status/1529065520128983040?s=21&t=PYoRUuYvz2kaxIskBbNuVQ

# ? May 24, 2022 13:25

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

MikeCrotch posted:

Feels like we're about 2 steps away from Keith and the shadow cabinet just offering to suck off white van men to prove they've moved beyond the toxic legacy of Corbyn

Is there nothing Corbyn hasn't corrupted?

https://twitter.com/republic/status/1529017556660781056

# ? May 24, 2022 15:29

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

lol bjp

# ? May 24, 2022 16:48

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

GANDHI MUST CONDEMN

# ? May 24, 2022 17:06

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

stay and fight!

https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1529098189583810565?s=20&t=S2ExcbpW6b757vF_PmslMQ

# ? May 24, 2022 18:59

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/Karenlovecheese/status/1529165908488462336

why the gently caress do people think he's about to resign lmao

# ? May 24, 2022 19:23

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

i say swears online posted:

https://twitter.com/Karenlovecheese/status/1529165908488462336

why the gently caress do people think he's about to resign lmao

There's some rumours doing the rounds that Tory MPs are close to the number needed to force leadership contest, but at this point we've heard that claim so many times without action that it is impossible to believe

# ? May 25, 2022 02:56

Southpaugh: May 26, 2007; Smokey Bacon

Brits out

# ? May 25, 2022 03:05

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

it�s actually the workers fault there�s a beer shortage :cheers:

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/uk-warned-summer-beer-shortage-7121388.amp

quote:

Brits have been warned that they could face a "beer shortage" as hundreds of staff at the world's largest brewery are set to go on strike. Workers at the Budweiser Brewing Group's Lancashire site are walking out over a real terms pay cut which could result in a "lager drought" across the UK.

A strike could see the company facing a shortage of popular beverages such as Budweiser, Becks, Stella Artois and Boddingtons. In total, 225 union members working at the site, which is located in Samlesbury, near Preston, on a series of dates in June as the GMB union announced employees will strike over the cuts.

It will be the first time industrial action has taken place in its 50-year history.

Stephen Boden, GMB Organiser, said: "The last thing these workers want to do is jeopardise beer supplies just as the hot weather kicks in. But they�ve been pushed into this by bosses essentially slashing their wages during a cost of living crisis.

"Do they really except loyal workers to swallow a real terms pay cut? Anyone fancying a pint Budweiser, Stella Artois, Becks, Boddingtons or Export Pale Ale strike could go thirsty this summer.

"But it�s not too late for bosses to listen to workers and offer a fair deal.� The Union stated that months of discussions had taken place with the brewer, tabling a full and final offer of three per cent increase for 2022 and three per cent for 2023 with increases in overtime rates.

However, GMB stated that the cost of living crises and inflation at 11.1 per cent means that the offer amounts to a massive pay cut in real terms. The owner of Budweiser, AB InBev has stayed silent throughout the ordeal and has not yet commented on how this will affect availability of the beers over summer.

# ? May 25, 2022 03:07

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

mawarannahr posted:

it’s actually the workers fault there’s a beer shortage

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/uk-warned-summer-beer-shortage-7121388.amp

Eberybody i elgnad has to line up in front of a big picture of the Queen and say "sorry mum"

# ? May 25, 2022 03:15

Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

there are rumours that boris might apologise, which would surely kill him- if not from a sudden liquefaction of organs, then a swift caeser-like event

# ? May 25, 2022 03:18

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Never Apologize

# ? May 25, 2022 08:35

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

It does rule that the only people who've been fined have been low to mid level civil servants, the ones in charge who you definitely don't need the permission of before having a party in 10 Downing Street have all gotten a free pass.

Love my nakedly corrupt country. Much better we're doing this rather than the usual behind closed doors legalised corruption

# ? May 25, 2022 09:42

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

Absolutely nothing is going to come of the Sue Gray report and this whole thing will be forgotten when the next disaster/scandal happens.

# ? May 25, 2022 10:15

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

forkboy84 posted:

It does rule that the only people who've been fined have been low to mid level civil servants, the ones in charge who you definitely don't need the permission of before having a party in 10 Downing Street have all gotten a free pass.

Love my nakedly corrupt country. Much better we're doing this rather than the usual behind closed doors legalised corruption

Orbanism, Orbanism

*pounds table*

ORBANISM, ORBANISM

# ? May 25, 2022 10:22

Dravs: Mar 8, 2011; You've done well, kiddo.

Chas McGill posted:

Absolutely nothing is going to come of the Sue Gray report and this whole thing will be forgotten when the next disaster/scandal happens.

Remember the Russia report which was meant to show widespread political manipulation to favour the tories and it kept getting "delayed" enough times until it was forgotten about?

Last I heard it was meant to come out next month (next month being 1.5 years ago).

# ? May 25, 2022 10:27

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Chas McGill posted:

Absolutely nothing is going to come of the Sue Gray report and this whole thing will be forgotten when the next disaster/scandal happens.

i find it funny how it�s also outed an obvious MI5 spy and the lamest cover story imagined

# ? May 25, 2022 11:04

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Whomst among us has not fantasised about quitting our boring city job, and running a rural pub on the Irish border. Perfect Sunday night BBC dramedy.

Imagine the cast of colourful characters. The cantankerous farmer, the dreamy young priest, the dark and mysterious man with an unclear past, the attractive young schoolmistress.

keep punching joe has issued a correction as of 11:11 on May 25, 2022

# ? May 25, 2022 11:06

Looke: Aug 2, 2013

https://twitter.com/mtrc/status/1151531475336081408?s=20&t=30QFyvxxgvLzZToX1MoZ5A

# ? May 25, 2022 11:42

Looke: Aug 2, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF3a-DQdDJI

# ? May 25, 2022 11:50

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

I want a bhaji

# ? May 25, 2022 11:51

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

*taps sign that reads 'vladimir corbyn though'*

# ? May 25, 2022 12:24

tazjin: Jul 24, 2015

Корбын Владимир Давидович

# ? May 25, 2022 12:33

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/1529432640335536129?t=nkodalXvlisiAyTjMWFEyw

# ? May 25, 2022 13:13

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Hahaha

# ? May 25, 2022 13:14

No Dignity: Oct 15, 2007

Gottim

# ? May 25, 2022 13:18

Horseshoe theory: Mar 7, 2005

Pretty

attempt at attempting to mimic :smugdon:

's nicknaming of rivals.

# ? May 25, 2022 13:20

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

keep punching joe posted:

https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/1529432640335536129?t=nkodalXvlisiAyTjMWFEyw

There's no coming back from this

# ? May 25, 2022 13:26

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

keep punching joe posted:

https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/1529432640335536129?t=nkodalXvlisiAyTjMWFEyw

drat you gotta resign after that

# ? May 25, 2022 13:26

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

bitmap posted:

drat you gotta resign after that

Gotta sink set off all the nukes after that tbh

# ? May 25, 2022 13:28

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."