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in 10 years heard is going to write a book titled If I poo poo It
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flubber nuts posted:my dog sucked off a bee woof
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May 24, 2022 18:38
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Bad Purchase posted:in 10 years heard is going to write a book titled If I poo poo It darmok and jalad at deposition
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May 24, 2022 18:39
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Bad Purchase posted:this will be the OJ trial for a whole generation Lawyer - Now Miss Heard, we have here sworn scientific testimony about the size of the poop. Now I have laid out a small napkin on the floor here today, could you oblige the court and drop a turd upon said napkin. *squeezes out rabbit turds* Lawyer - Now your honor, and this most esteemed jury as well, are we to believe that the Cleveland steamer dropped on Mr Depp's bed was shat out by Miss Heard, when we can clearly see she is only capable of producing dainty, minute dooks?! This is a flagrant miscarriage of justice! It's outrageous, egregious, and downright preposterous! If the poo poo don't fit, you must acquit! IF THE poo poo DONT FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT! CANIGETTANAMEN!
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May 24, 2022 19:17
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That incredibly confrontational and twitchy psychiatrist was channeling Mr Show in his Depposition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGuT97v4pv0
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May 24, 2022 19:58
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The Umbrella Guy
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May 24, 2022 20:16
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Have you seen hart to hart on VHS?
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May 24, 2022 20:19
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Ill see that bee hang for this
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May 24, 2022 21:06
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Looking forward to this case wrapping up so that I don't have to see lovely hot takes about it every single time I open a youtube tab soon. It was never any of my business what two rich celebrities had to beef about and still isn't anyway, but I guess America got to air it's grievances about gender and what not a little more in it's great big culture war which might as well have been what this case was ultimately about frankly.
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May 24, 2022 23:38
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Bad Purchase posted:in 10 years heard is going to write a book titled If I poo poo It lmao
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May 24, 2022 23:59
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This poo poo is bizarre. Check out the mouth spasms this $900/hour expert witness Psychiatrist has at 2:05 ...while giving a Depposition based on "watching him in the pirate movies" Willy Wonka is then invoked in court    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMo76CQQyto "Do I have to answer that your honor?" "...You have to answer questions, yes sir."
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May 25, 2022 00:14
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Psychiatrists are known to be total freaks, just look at Jordan "my dog stepped on a" B Peterson
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May 25, 2022 00:18
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Kale posted:Looking forward to this case wrapping up so that I don't have to see lovely hot takes about it every single time I open a youtube tab soon. It was never any of my business what two rich celebrities had to beef about and still isn't anyway, but I guess America got to air it's grievances about gender and what not a little more in it's great big culture war which might as well have been what this case was ultimately about frankly. I want it to go on forever because it's one bit of stupid meaningless respite against this nightmare of an American reality.
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May 25, 2022 00:18
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Analytic Engine posted:This poo poo is bizarre. Check out the mouth spasms this $900/hour expert witness Psychiatrist has at 2:05 Not gonna lie, Johnny looks like poo poo. Maybe he's fed up with this world?
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May 25, 2022 00:19
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Analytic Engine posted:This poo poo is bizarre. Check out the mouth spasms this $900/hour expert witness Psychiatrist has at 2:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CJcxHAbf5E
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May 25, 2022 00:21
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Mooey Cow posted:Psychiatrists are known to be total freaks, just look at Jordan "my dog stepped on a" B Peterson I've probably worked with 20 different psychologists (as a patient) and they were all very normal people. Peterson is just a loving weirdo.
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May 25, 2022 00:55
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've probably worked with 20 different psychologists (as a patient) and they were all very normal people.  
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May 25, 2022 01:06
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And that guy.
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May 25, 2022 01:43
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psychs are probably like computer touchers, they’re not all weirdos but the ones who are tend to be a very specific kind of weirdo
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May 25, 2022 01:47
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i don't know about you guys but i don't give a gently caress about these people and internet chuds won't shut up about it
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May 25, 2022 02:01
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I've been blaming all my bedtime accidents on Amber Heard my wife really thinks its her poop in the bed lmao
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May 25, 2022 02:03
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Caesar Saladin posted:i don't know about you guys but i don't give a gently caress about these people and internet chuds won't shut up about it do you own a tv?
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May 25, 2022 02:04
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I have a pathological animalistic nonsensical hatred of this trial that I am not paying any attention to at all and have no vested interest in the outcome of despite the millions watching but I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything the internet racists are saying - me as I breathlessly wait for gamerchudbuildthewall666's twitter to update
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May 25, 2022 05:15
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where the hell did johnny depp's team find a david bowie impersonator to play a psychiatrist???
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May 25, 2022 06:40
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Khorne posted:The judge didn't even freak out over Heard saying she paid her legal team 6 million, unprompted, while on the stand answering a different question which is a massive thing you can not & should not do. Why's this a big deal? You can't say your team is being paid to defend you, or is it the amount, or?
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May 25, 2022 07:17
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Why's this a big deal? You can't say your team is being paid to defend you, or is it the amount, or? its what the zoomers call a BAD LOOK to say one thing and then another in a court of law
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May 25, 2022 07:33
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guilty in the court of ZOOMERS
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May 25, 2022 09:17
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Ambers legal team is really there because they agree with her, not because of the 6 million they're getting paid.
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May 25, 2022 09:19
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All of this tomfoolery for a pair of yorkies?
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May 25, 2022 09:21
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There's only one solution to all of this: We need Amber, Johnny, and the dog to take a poo poo so that we can answer the most important question: Who pooped the bed? Was it Amber, enraged by Johnny's failure to celebrate her birthday? Was it the dog, that sucked off a bee? Or was it Johnny, who was so loaded on pills and expensive wine that he forgot he had turned his own bed into the "curse of the brown curl?"
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May 25, 2022 09:34
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gently caress this! Get me to my island and call it Fortnite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xuSob6PAZc
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May 25, 2022 09:40
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Bad Purchase posted:in 10 years heard is going to write a book titled If I poo poo It I expect Netflix has a team already writing the docu series Ep 1: Depp Trouble Ep 2: Amber Alert Etc etc
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May 25, 2022 16:37
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has the bee taken the stand yet
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May 25, 2022 16:45
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STABASS posted:has the bee taken the stand yet 
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May 25, 2022 16:59
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've probably worked with 20 different psychologists (as a patient) and they were all very normal people. Those were psychologists. It's like the difference between astronomers and astrologists in that one are scientists and the others are a bunch of idiots looking at stars in their big dumb telescopes
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May 25, 2022 17:05
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Bogus Adventure posted:There's only one solution to all of this: Once again, Always Sunny predicts reality. Next case is going to be someone suing a bird
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I respectfully submit that the tag for this thread be changed to the “grumpy” tag, in recognition of the thread’s actual topic or possibly the “poo poo post” tag, I dunno, w/e
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May 25, 2022 18:27
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Analytic Engine posted:Once again, Always Sunny predicts reality. Next case is going to be someone suing a bird Heard Law
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May 25, 2022 18:49
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busalover posted:guilty in the court of ZOOMERS Amber Heard, you stand accused in being a hypebeast, and have been found cheugy by a jury of your peers.
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Tom Goes to the Judge
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