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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Mooseontheloose posted:

I know this is the place to make fun of NFTs but his videos keep popping up on reels/instagram reels and all of his advice seems wrong/just work harder conveniently leaving out his parents owned a 3 million dollar business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVE8J8dwJ5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xpx0l6FXJU

also apparently gary vee had a "vee con" recently and you can only be invited if you have an NFT made by gary vee: a "veefriend"

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KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002


If this were a picture of somebody else about something else, you would assume those hands are throwing peace signs. But you know those are quotation signs while he's spewing out made up terminology

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
so called "laws and regulations"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
gary vee is weird because the poo poo coming out of his mouth isn't nearly as putrid as Elon but his very presence is so much more annoying in some ways

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I have never heard of Gary Vee before

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I have never heard of Gary Vee before

lucky guy

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The first time I heard of Gary Vee, I was in an Uber making small talk with the driver and I mentioned that I was going to work, and he just immediately started talking about how I should start listening to Gary Vee so I could escape work like he did, which he said while I was paying him $3.50 to drive me to work.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Strong Sauce posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVE8J8dwJ5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xpx0l6FXJU

also apparently gary vee had a "vee con" recently and you can only be invited if you have an NFT made by gary vee: a "veefriend"



imagine if lowtax lived up to his promise to draw the spaceships

people even paid for those spaceships! if only it had a blockchain

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Rad Russian posted:

Wasn't there already a funnier use case with blockchains that stored user-submitted photos? i.e. someone could upload child porn into the blockchain and then instantly all blockchain users will have to store child porn on their computers in order to use/buy/sell the coin. Maybe it was some smart contract projects that were supposed to be used to sell art, pre-NFT craze. Anyway not sure if anyone ended up testing the theory or if all those projects have long ago exit scammed already.

Someone committed a transaction with the EICAR test string in it to the Bitcoin blockchain at some point which resulted in everyone’s local block chain copies getting cleaned up as malware, I don’t remember how they resolved that.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
How much space for comments does a transaction allow? Can I make a miniscule transaction with some ASCII art? Because that to me sounds more interesting than NFT poo poo.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

busalover posted:

How much space for comments does a transaction allow? Can I make a miniscule transaction with some ASCII art? Because that to me sounds more interesting than NFT poo poo.

Venmo has this functionality plus the money is real

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

busalover posted:

How much space for comments does a transaction allow? Can I make a miniscule transaction with some ASCII art? Because that to me sounds more interesting than NFT poo poo.

As much as you like. But you have to pay by the byte.

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

fullroundaction posted:

Is stealing an NFT even a crime? Or would the charge be how they obtained it and not actually have anything to do with the NFT itself


You used unauthorized access and changed a record saying you own NFT.
Unauthorized access is a crime, but the second part I think doesn't really mean anything to law yet - ledger isn't recognized as proof of ownership like say bank account or title deed; also NFTs aren't recognized as shares or securities.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Meanwhile, this loving ponzi scheme is racking up a bodycount.

https://twitter.com/nthusharon/status/1529392606106439681?s=21&t=BgosKFFLA-zoRLO4cfn2FA

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1529399472647680000

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

I don't like the wording of the tweet that it was his luxury mansion because it clearly wasn't, it would have been the banks. It implies that he was just being overly dramatic when in reality he probably did lose everything and more, regardless of it being through his own stupidity.

Beartaco fucked around with this message at 11:10 on May 25, 2022

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Is looks like he’s intentionally aiming to have Joaquin Phoenix play him in some horrible future biopic

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I don't know anything about this guy but I like his derpy drawings a lot more than any other NFT poo poo I've seen. Look at that tiger! Or that water buffalo!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
He’s a multi millionaire venture capital ist lol

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Got an idea on how Seth could make his show still: draw a bored ape that is not in the collection.

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1529431747133423616

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I don't know anything about this guy but I like his derpy drawings a lot more than any other NFT poo poo I've seen. Look at that tiger! Or that water buffalo!

Please do not, under any circumstances, hand it to Gary Vee. He's a collosal piece of poo poo grifter cruising to wealth on daddy's dime and then vomiting hypertoxic grind culture bullshit on everyone in earshot while cryptogrifting.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I don't know anything about this guy but I like his derpy drawings a lot more than any other NFT poo poo I've seen. Look at that tiger! Or that water buffalo!

Well it like childrens drawings which is surely better art than procedural generated monkeys, at least

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




i refuse to believe that many people voted

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




We need a betting pool on how long this lasts now that the vulnerabilities of the system are well known. I'll be generous and say 35 days from launch. It's a bit optimistic, but I think the grift will give it a little momentum at the start.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i refuse to believe that many people voted

There around a hundred billion voting shares, IIRC, so almost nobody voted.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Elias_Maluco posted:

Well it like childrens drawings which is surely better art than procedural generated monkeys, at least

Yeah exactly! At least there's some personality there!

raverrn posted:

Please do not, under any circumstances, hand it to Gary Vee. He's a collosal piece of poo poo grifter cruising to wealth on daddy's dime and then vomiting hypertoxic grind culture bullshit on everyone in earshot while cryptogrifting.

Yeah that makes sense, and the guy himself can go eat a brick.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lmao

anyone puts money in this deserves what they got coming

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Random Stranger posted:

There around a hundred billion voting shares, IIRC, so almost nobody voted.
It's a shame this vote wasn't conducted through a DAO and automatically ruled invalid because less than 0.01% of all eligible votes were cast.

Giant Metal Robot
Jun 14, 2005


Taco Defender
What is "no with veto"? Is that a no vote that doesn't count?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

Also who are the people logging in to their worthless digiwallet to vote "abstain" on that, lol.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

thehandtruck posted:

i love this thread

it's lowkey the funniest poo poo going on rn.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

the grift that keeps on grifting

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
what does "no with veto" mean?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lor posted:

Also who are the people logging in to their worthless digiwallet to vote "abstain" on that, lol.

centrist brainworms, the cause and cause of all their problems

Lor
Oct 9, 2006

Giant Metal Robot posted:

What is "no with veto"? Is that a no vote that doesn't count?

I looked it up and "no with veto" is a no vote, but instead of just disagreeing with the proposal, you think it would actually harm the project/blockchain/etc, or is malicious in some way.

It looks like you have to put down a deposit to hold these kind of votes and there's some threshold of "no with veto" votes that would cause the proposer to forfeit the deposit.

Giant Metal Robot
Jun 14, 2005


Taco Defender
Oh, it's "no, gently caress you".

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



You can vote yes, no, no or no.

Wow guys yes won!

Elerion
May 31, 2011
I don't even get what "rename and make a new blockchain" means.

Do they just rename the old chain, create a new one where everyone gets tokens equivalent to their holdings on the old chain, and the only thing accomplished is to delete the ugly red historical graph?

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Azubah
Jun 5, 2007

Its probably a fork in the chain from a certain point in time so the numbers go up instead of the crater of failure it is right now.

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