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Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah there is that.

Instead he'll probably claim he (re)found Jesus in prison and become a Minister. Get his own congregation and entertain them with tales of debauchery from his time in prison. If you can sell it, the reformed sinner can be a good gig for an ex-con.

At best hopefully some of his kids break free from the cult and get to live a normal life but it seems his wife whether indoctrinated or coerced to stay isn’t going to leave him and he will eventually get out unfortunately.

All this poo poo about Josh and people forget Jim Bob is probably worse than him

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Anne Whateley posted:

It's not just religious people, it's Hollywood, it's academia, it's nerds, it's business, it's literally every subgroup. If you're thinking "it's those gross people over there, it's definitely not us!!" guaranteed it's your group too.

certainly not goons :ohdear:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Cassette Moodcore posted:

At best hopefully some of his kids break free from the cult and get to live a normal life but it seems his wife whether indoctrinated or coerced to stay isn’t going to leave him and he will eventually get out unfortunately.

All this poo poo about Josh and people forget Jim Bob is probably worse than him

Of course he is. Doctor Frankenstein is the real monster, not the creature.

She's in a real bad spot. She either tows the party line, or she's out on the street with no education trying to provide for a bunch of kids. She was supposed to be marrying the Duggar Crown Prince, but he turned out to be a frog. He had a tv show and a shot at a political career. Might have legitimately believed god was on their side and wanted her to do this.

How do you break free of that? I assume she isn't still delusional about who she married after the cheating, scandals, and now criminal convictions. But still, she was raised to be the property of her father until she marries and becomes the property of her husband. How do you crawl out of that hole?

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do you break free of that? I assume she isn't still delusional about who she married after the cheating, scandals, and now criminal convictions. But still, she was raised to be the property of her father until she marries and becomes the property of her husband. How do you crawl out of that hole?

You don’t, you can’t. I have a daughter in kindergarten and even seeing other children, how they interact with each other and how the parents interact differently with different genders is extremely depressing and I’m in “progressive” area. It’s crazy to have to constantly reassure my six year old she can play with/wear/associate with whatever she wants

It’s all hosed up but hopefully he gets near maximum sentence tomorrow

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

What is everyone's prediction of years

While I would love it to be 20 I have a hunch it will be 15

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Of course he is. Doctor Frankenstein is the real monster, not the creature.

In this case the creature is also the monster.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah there is that.

Instead he'll probably claim he (re)found Jesus in prison and become a Minister. Get his own congregation and entertain them with tales of debauchery from his time in prison. If you can sell it, the reformed sinner can be a good gig for an ex-con.

Highlighted the important part.

Coz whilst I agree with you, Josh is a mushy charismaless void. His only worth, even to the Duggars, is that he is a boy. And therefore much more worthy than the baby machines that girls are supposed to be.

I doubt him having the presence, or even public speaking skills to command the attention of a room of inmates.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Highlighted the important part.

Coz whilst I agree with you, Josh is a mushy charismaless void. His only worth, even to the Duggars, is that he is a boy. And therefore much more worthy than the baby machines that girls are supposed to be.

I doubt him having the presence, or even public speaking skills to command the attention of a room of inmates.

Chud grift seems to be pretty easy. It's not like Ben Shapiro or loving Jordan Peterson are mountains of charisma.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Lawlicaust posted:

Edit: For some more details... They got $25000k to $45000 per episode of the show but that money was to be split with the entire family. Jim Bob supposedly just keeps it all and doles some of it out to them periodically. Jill did some interview where she said they had to get an attorney involved to partially recover the money owned to her after the first show got cancelled. Partially recovered doesn't sound like Jim Bob is actual flush with cash to give out. The $6M that the sun and other places attribute to the family is an average for 30k per episode for 200 episodes but that all ended 11 years ago.


At first glance, that sounds like a pretty cushy payment per episode, but once you take out all of the cost of living expenses from supporting at least two dozen people… I’m kinda wondering if they were effectively working for less than minimum wage?

big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.

*air bud referee voice* nothin in the rulebook that says your kids can't be exploited for money as long as you don't give em a w2

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Facebook Aunt posted:

with a rainbow of other awful people.

A RAINBOW?!?;? That sounds GAY! I'll have you know that Joshua Duggar is a good God fearing WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN!!! And therefore not gay!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sentencing in little less than 3.5 hours

Unfortunately no cameras in court room

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
That’s what the sketch artists are for.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Wow, look how tastefully composed that shot is.

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Regalingualius posted:

At first glance, that sounds like a pretty cushy payment per episode, but once you take out all of the cost of living expenses from supporting at least two dozen people… I’m kinda wondering if they were effectively working for less than minimum wage?

Assuming an average of 30k an episode all paid to Jim Bob so taxed at like 30%, you have a little over 20k an episode in take home. 20 or so a year puts you at 400k a year. So 33k a month. That’s above minimum wage for the time per person (but not much).

That’s a good bit for a family that size when they were making the show especially when you consider how they lived and how legendarily cheap Jim Bob is. But that show ended 11 years ago and they’ve still been supporting most of the kids since. Some of the kids have gotten attorneys involved for their share of the money. They’ve funded failed runs for office. Etc.

The TLC money is probably long gone. It’s just all their other grifts keeping them afloat (mission orgs, merchandise, etc.) There really isn’t much money there to do anything to help a failure as spectacular as Josh… therefore, Jack Shack.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Pope Corky the IX posted:

That’s what the sketch artists are for.

Actual court sketch

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pope Corky the IX posted:

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Read this as "it belongs in a Muslim" for a split second and was going to report you for the most Islamophobic post ever made.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

It belongs in a mausoleum?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Bury Josh under the jack shack, is what I'm saying.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Actual court sketch



VOLITION [Impossible: Failure] - You're about to be sentenced to prison. The tears remain trapped within, held back forever by *The Expression.*

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/KaylaDavistv/status/1529432022808244225

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
God, if there is a God, please smote this motherfucker smug bitch rear end on his way to sentencing. Just a bolt of lightning, a stroke, something. He should not be in prison.

I swear if he gets some 5 year poo poo with a year probation or time off for good behavior...

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Actual court sketch



Dude looks like a butternut squash

Sorry, jutternut juash (Josh?)

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cowslips Warren posted:

God, if there is a God, please smite this motherfucker smug bitch rear end on his way to sentencing. Just a bolt of lightning, a stroke, something. He should not be in prison.

I swear if he gets some 5 year poo poo with a year probation or time off for good behavior...

Ftfy, smote is the past tense.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cowslips Warren posted:

God, if there is a God, please smote this motherfucker smug bitch rear end on his way to sentencing. Just a bolt of lightning, a stroke, something. He should not be in prison.

I swear if he gets some 5 year poo poo with a year probation or time off for good behavior...

I actually think he SHOULD be in prison since that will likely be a nightmare for him.

Smite him as he walks out after his inevitable release.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/KaylaDavistv/status/1529451305596604417

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I hope he dies in prison and is buried there.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Look, Duggar God, you had poo poo to do yesterday when there was another school shooting. And didn't stop Josh from molesting people or the child porn producers. At this point I am really wondering what kind of poo poo needs to happen for you to get involved again.

Wait, is it a girl showing her ankles?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

lol five years for "hey why y'all here is someone downloading child pornography?" would be one of the most joke sentences in the history of judicial sentencing

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I actually think he SHOULD be in prison since that will likely be a nightmare for him.

Smite him as he walks out after his inevitable release.

Chances are pretty high that he gets his smiting on the inside.

"And lo as Shanky Mike walked into the shower block The LORD was with him, and he did raise up his righteous shiv and did smite Josh of Duggar, whose soul was cast into the fiery pit for all eternity.

And lo in the Duggar compound there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, and the LORD saw that it was good."

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Sentencing in little less than 3.5 hours

Unfortunately no cameras in court room

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


forever_broken.jpg

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



these Duggar people are complete freaks. I hate that word and do not use it lightly. But they are so sick and twisted and bizarre and abnormal and evil, it is the best way to describe them. They're sort of the real life version of the troglodytes from Bone Tomahawk imho.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

my guess is 20 to 15.

Sinister_Beekeeper
Oct 20, 2012

Heath posted:

It's come up a few times in the thread but it's a CSAM video that is evidently standout among such things for being particularly depraved.

Please nobody share details. Suffice to say "it's very bad"

The only detail that needs to be shared is that the country it was made in (Philippines) almost reinstated the death penalty over it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Corn cob arrived

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Oh so now they wanna wear masks. Is it to stop themselves from reflexively grinning at any camera pointed their way like one of the idiot sins did during the trial?

I meant to type sons but nah that works too

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


MiracleFlare posted:

Oh so now they wanna wear masks. Is it to stop themselves from reflexively grinning at any camera pointed their way like one of the idiot sins did during the trial?

I meant to type sons but nah that works too

even with the mask you can tell he's grinning in that picture.

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The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Corn cob arrived

Surprised he's not an under-the-nose man.

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